OPERATION DanzKleen™

[Simon of the Playa]

coming soon to a DJ Booth near you.

[H.G.Crosby]

comment dit-ons "Pick that shit up" en Francais?

[Ugly Dougly]

You make Pink Jesus cry.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

in spanish it's "Peek that Sheet Up, Mang"...

[catinthefunnyhat]

It's so super-secret that Google doesn't even register ONE hit for it! Not even this thread!

*goes to the cupboard to search for tinfoil and hat patterns*

[trilobyte]

Support your favorite sound camps and art installations on the playa by picking up MOOP!

[Simon of the Playa]

:shock:

It's so super-secret that Google doesn't even register ONE hit for it! Not even this thread!

*goes to the cupboard to search for tinfoil and hat patterns*

we have friends in blue places...

[Simon of the Playa]

Operation DanzKleen™

Mission: To eliminate the excessive moop that the Large Sound Camps (herefafter known as LSC's) generate as a result of their "Interactivity".

Goal: To Indoctrinate and initiate all Sparkleponies and SparkleMules™, raver bunnies and bass monkeys into the Mystery Old Schooling known as "YOUR FUCKING MOTHER DOES NOT LIVE HERE, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF" and also begin the New Phase of Pre-Burn Burning and Mooping in Defaultia

Methods: Through Neural Linguistic Programming Mk-UltraLow™ Frequencies and filthy dirty sexy beats, the DJ"s will deliver the message of Leave No Trace to the many Virgins that are expected as well as the former burners who may have forgot that

"WE BURN EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKERS, I SUGGEST YOU START TOO."

Operatives: DJ's and BreakDancers

Timetable: Time is of the essence, with the huge explosion of Electronic Dance Festivals looming on the summer horizon it is imperative that ALL DJ's begin Phase 2, and MAKE THEM START MOOPING NOW get them used to the idea, even make it "Cool" to pick up trash....think globally, act locally, spend 5 minutes cooling down from your MDMA fueled dance orgy to clean up your personal perimeter, and then go from there.

Preach "One Container-One Love" to the bottle watered horde, and have them REFILL and REUSE

DJ's, it is up to you....You have their Attention, you have their Admiration, USE IT TO HELP THEM HELP THEMSELVES and help all of us Leave No Trace in black rock when we are through.

i cannot stress how important this mission is, if we are to survive and thrive and shake our collective asses to the beat the beat the beat....

Now is the Time....Start wherever you are, be it Ibiza to Electric Daisy Who-Ha, wherever you may spin, pass on the program.....PICK THAT SHIT UP!


we can do this, i know we can, it starts now.

it's starts here, and there, and everywhere.

goodluck, and BobSpeed™.

[JStep]

Especially when it's not your shit!

Don't be a DICK, be a PUSSY and Pick Up Someone's Shit, Yall!

I'm a big PUSSY!

[theCryptofishist]

Come on, Simon, rename it TanzKlein and go thouroughly german on us. You know you want to...

[Simon of the Playa]

it took two months of committee meetings to agree on this...

it's urban, it's germanesque, it's mispelled.....all the things the Kidz luv...

[theCryptofishist]

it took two months of committee meetings to agree on this...

(oh to be a fly on the wall at those meetings.)

[Elorrum]

very clever. yes, a microphone delivers a verbal instruction.

ramassez cette merde?

[oneeyeddick]

Especially when it's not your shit!

Don't be a DICK, be a PUSSY and Pick Up Someone's Shit, Yall!

I'm a big PUSSY!

*raises a quiet yet objectionable hand*

[lemur]

dont pick up another persons empty whipit stuff...... thats illegal drug paraphernalia ..

better to tell the nearest undercover cop that you saw the illegal stuff on the ground and ask him to pick it up

[5280MeV]

dont pick up another persons empty whipit stuff...... thats illegal drug paraphernalia ..

better to tell the nearest undercover cop that you saw the illegal stuff on the ground and ask him to pick it up

How do we know that they were not just decorating fancy desserts?

* Takes a pinch of Drum tobacco and puts it in the water pipe *

[junglesmacks]

I say leave it all and I'll help Simon raid all the ground scores MOOP in the AM.

[trilobyte]

Who's going to be the one to tell Hitler about Operation DanzKleen™?

*waits for youtube embed*

[Simon of the Playa]

he wanted a scorched earth policy, but i told him DPW and Earth Guardians wouldn't like that plan so much.

but we compromised on the solar powered ovens...

[Simon of the Playa]

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[Simon of the Playa]

dont do it.

[theCryptofishist]

Those are the biggest cigarette butts I've even seen...
*que: "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."*

[Simon of the Playa]

come, help us moop...

[Simon of the Playa]

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[some seeing eye]

Maybe you should organize a French maid party?

[Simon of the Playa]

Bien Sur!

THAT is something french i can get behind...

[some seeing eye]

In front of too...
Seriously, schedule some clean up theme parties for publicity/awareness. Give peeps wrist bands or whatever at the start and free dranks when they return with fresh moop within a time period. Pair people up to work together. Turn to the person next to you and make a team. The great moop hunt. De-moop-raderie.

[Simon of the Playa]

we will be kicking this into HIGH GEAR very shortly and welcome all Large Sound Camps to participate in this very important brainwashi, i mean social engineering Project.

Please Contact Me via PM or on FuckBook if you are a Generalissimo, Head Honcho, Dear Leader, President, "Dude", Queen Bee or whatever of a Large Sound Camp.

We Have A Plan.

more info to follow, but first we must plot in secret, behind closed doors, away from prying eyes, and under the influence of some serious drugs.

that's just how i roll, you can plot however you want to, but Plot we must...

ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD, FOR ALL OF THOSE THAT LOVE TO DANCE AND LOVE BURNING MAN.


we must teach the sparkle children well.

contact me soon....Pop-Tart at Ba'al Mart, Fractal Nation, Peeps at Disorient (NYC HOLLA) OP Temp, OSIRIS, Black Rock Syndicate, Distrikt et al, we need to do this, and do it right.

and if we're lucky, maybe just maybe a few of these 20,000+ newbs will get it, and bring it back to defaultia with them, like little pollinators on shiny shiny flowers...

[The Hustler]

I work in military public affairs with security clearance and as a photo editor for a London-based news agency (they call it a publisher, those crazy Brits). I dabble in Media Mecca on occasion.

When the going get's wierd, the wierd pick up their shit.
Buy the ticket, pick up your shit.

We're scanning your hard drive as you read this, MOOPing it, unless you have a Mac or run Linux.

[Simon of the Playa]

Spin Responsibly.