Burning In The Buff 2014

[kowtow]

EPIC thread drift!
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Yeah, I was beginning to worry about that. Let's get back to nekkididity!

Okay Elliot getting back to nekkididty... what should I do when my balls are hanging below the hem on my kilt? If I remove the kilt I will look like the door knocker for the Jolly Green Giant

[gaminwench]

[unjonharley]

Don't look Mildred.. To late.....................

[kowtow]

Why don't they make a jockstrap for nekkid old peeps.

We could let the tool hang out, but we would have plenty of support for our extended walnuts.

I mean I have loose skin on my elbow, wtf doesn't it hang down? Meanwhile my walnuts which have always been in tighty whities, tend to settle somewhere between my knees and my ankles...

Don't give me that bullshit that God didn't intend for us to live this long!!!

[FIGJAM]

Why don't they make a jockstrap for nekkid old peeps!

Because YOU haven't created one yet!!!

[kowtow]

I see an opportunity for 2015.

I will gift jockstraps made of various shades of nylons with a reasonable size hole in the front for those of us with TMB syndrome...

[unjonharley]

Saw one guy with just a Bull Durham sack...

[kowtow]

oh dear. God save the Queen!

[msj2u]

Okay Elliot getting back to nekkididty... what should I do when my balls are hanging below the hem on my kilt? If I remove the kilt I will look like the door knocker for the Jolly Green Giant[/quote]


kowtow,

Are you bragging or complaining?? LOL
MSJ

[kowtow]

Definitely looking for empathy. There was no bragging in the fact my balls were vulnerable to croquet with another persons mallet.

[gaminwench]

when one googles 'ball sling', one encounters a whole new world.

[BBadger]

Or how about "one sided grape smuggler"?

[gaminwench]

yes, but then the 'tool' doesn't get fair play

is this not the issue at hand?
(warning:DP; "Did I really type that???)

I say go for it!

[Jovankat]

when one googles 'ball sling', one encounters a whole new world.

I googled ball sling and got a cock sling instead.

[gaminwench]

No feathers!!!

Buff is BUFF!

buttfur, allowed.
(it's in the permit)

[kowtow]

I was thinking about something a little more therapeutic and yet personal in nature.

[chuckularone]

buttfur, allowed

What about fur in general? Some of us have sweaters that don't come off!

[FIGJAM]

Sweatyers?

[chuckularone]

Sweatyers?

Fortunately, No. At least not in very low humidity. We perpetual sweater wearers benefit from the same conditions your swamp cooler does, for the exact same reason!

[NZRaven]

Great thread, very interesting to hear others perspectives about their self image, great idea about wandering off by yourself first, just to experience your skin and the air meeting...I had never gone topless and wanted to experience the freedom but am quite self conscious with the weight I have put on over the years, and what gravity has done to my chest (it doesn't just happen to your balls ) so when I was in Bali I was on a beach with lots of other topless and nudes, I wandered out deeper in the water by myself, took off my top and just loved it and by the time I got back to shore where there were others that were topless I felt pretty comfortable and just stayed that way...

[Elliot]

Yes indeed. It seems I have difficulty putting myself in shy people's place, since I don't feel that way myself. But casual observation and impressions otherwise gathered suggest that "taking it off" is largely a matter of taking the step, and then people feel comfortable as soon as they realize nobody is sounding any alarms.

[MyDearFriend]

Yes indeed. It seems I have difficulty putting myself in shy people's place, since I don't feel that way myself. But casual observation and impressions otherwise gathered suggest that "taking it off" is largely a matter of taking the step, and then people feel comfortable as soon as they realize nobody is sounding any alarms.

^^^This!!! Nobody cares!!!

But see here:

I'm a "never nude", for the simple fear of being the focus of a a "beaching" call and some hippie green peace activist trying to return me to the sea.

No Yggy, they would be flocking to you because you are awesome. It would be like discovering a Scandinavian god in person...


I'm a nevernude too

Yggy, women flock to you in droves already. Maybe you are wise to keep your treasures under wraps, for your own personal safety...

[ygmir]

[Zrob]

(beware, I'm a card carrying kilt inspector)

I'd just like to put this here, and it's actually the appropriate forum for it.

First off, there are no "rules" for wearing a kilt, one could get into the use of the language around kilts ("commando" and "regimental") being slang invented by the English and thus the language of the oppressor culture, but that's immaterial.

I wear underwear with my kilt, and I encourage others to do so.
I do it for three reasons
1) I am not so blessed as to have "male thigh gap" and frankly if it's too hot or too humid I'd rather no deal with the chafing on my thighs.
2) In non burning man situations politeness demands that you not allow an errant gust of wind to expose your cock to those who have not asked to see it.
3) This one if the most important: ASS PRINTS. 8 times out of 10 when wearing a kilt and sitting down your ass or your balls are going to be in contact with the surface you're sitting on. If we encourage naturalists to bring a towel so they don't get their sweat, smears, dingleberries or crabs on our furniture, then we should encourage kilt wearers to do the same.

[Sundial]

I can't imagine sitting around with a bunch of people and just ignoring a random erection. I would've thought the proper etiquette would be to throw a towel over it until it goes away.

[GreyCoyote]

I can't imagine sitting around with a bunch of people and just ignoring a random erection. I would've thought the proper etiquette would be to throw a towel over it until it goes away.

In my camp the Swedish Bikini Team would wrestle you to the ground and throw *themselves* over it until it went away.

But, then again, everyone burns differently.

[Sham]

Keep a red Solo cup handy.

[Eric]

I can't imagine sitting around with a bunch of people and just ignoring a random erection. I would've thought the proper etiquette would be to throw a towel over it until it goes away.

Depends on who it's attached to...

[unjonharley]

a towel/cup is not the way to take care it..

[Sundial]

I met a dude in 2012 who I affectionately dubbed, "Captain Cock Sock". Seemed to work for him.