Burning In The Buff 2014

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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby kowtow » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:35 pm

Elliot wrote:
TT120 wrote:EPIC thread drift! :D
... ...

Yeah, I was beginning to worry about that. Let's get back to nekkididity! :lol:


Okay Elliot getting back to nekkididty... what should I do when my balls are hanging below the hem on my kilt? If I remove the kilt I will look like the door knocker for the Jolly Green Giant
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby gaminwench » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:36 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby unjonharley » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:39 pm

Don't look Mildred.. To late.....................
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby kowtow » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:46 pm

Why don't they make a jockstrap for nekkid old peeps.

We could let the tool hang out, but we would have plenty of support for our extended walnuts.

I mean I have loose skin on my elbow, wtf doesn't it hang down? Meanwhile my walnuts which have always been in tighty whities, tend to settle somewhere between my knees and my ankles...

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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:51 pm

kowtow wrote:Why don't they make a jockstrap for nekkid old peeps!


Because YOU haven't created one yet!!! :roll:
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby kowtow » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:56 pm

I see an opportunity for 2015.

I will gift jockstraps made of various shades of nylons with a reasonable size hole in the front for those of us with TMB syndrome...
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby unjonharley » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:01 pm

Saw one guy with just a Bull Durham sack...
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby kowtow » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:06 pm

oh dear. God save the Queen!
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby msj2u » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:37 pm

Okay Elliot getting back to nekkididty... what should I do when my balls are hanging below the hem on my kilt? If I remove the kilt I will look like the door knocker for the Jolly Green Giant[/quote]


kowtow,

Are you bragging or complaining?? LOL
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby kowtow » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:52 pm

Definitely looking for empathy. There was no bragging in the fact my balls were vulnerable to croquet with another persons mallet.
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby gaminwench » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:01 pm

when one googles 'ball sling', one encounters a whole new world. :shock: :roll:
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby BBadger » Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:02 am

Or how about "one sided grape smuggler"?
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby gaminwench » Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:22 am

yes, but then the 'tool' doesn't get fair play :roll:

is this not the issue at hand?
(warning:DP; "Did I really type that???)

I say go for it!
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby Jovankat » Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:37 am

gaminwench wrote:when one googles 'ball sling', one encounters a whole new world. :shock: :roll:


I googled ball sling and got a cock sling instead. :?

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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby gaminwench » Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:58 am

No feathers!!! :shock:

Buff is BUFF! :twisted:

buttfur, allowed.
(it's in the permit)

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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby kowtow » Fri Jun 06, 2014 7:23 am

I was thinking about something a little more therapeutic and yet personal in nature.

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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby chuckularone » Fri Jun 06, 2014 7:57 am

gaminwench wrote:buttfur, allowed


What about fur in general? Some of us have sweaters that don't come off! ;-)
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:25 am

Sweatyers?
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby chuckularone » Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:55 am

FIGJAM wrote:Sweatyers?


Fortunately, No. At least not in very low humidity. We perpetual sweater wearers benefit from the same conditions your swamp cooler does, for the exact same reason!
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby NZRaven » Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:24 pm

Great thread, very interesting to hear others perspectives about their self image, great idea about wandering off by yourself first, just to experience your skin and the air meeting...I had never gone topless and wanted to experience the freedom but am quite self conscious with the weight I have put on over the years, and what gravity has done to my chest (it doesn't just happen to your balls :D ) so when I was in Bali I was on a beach with lots of other topless and nudes, I wandered out deeper in the water by myself, took off my top and just loved it and by the time I got back to shore where there were others that were topless I felt pretty comfortable and just stayed that way...

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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby Elliot » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:08 pm

Yes indeed. It seems I have difficulty putting myself in shy people's place, since I don't feel that way myself. But casual observation and impressions otherwise gathered suggest that "taking it off" is largely a matter of taking the step, and then people feel comfortable as soon as they realize nobody is sounding any alarms.
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby MyDearFriend » Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:40 am

Elliot wrote:Yes indeed. It seems I have difficulty putting myself in shy people's place, since I don't feel that way myself. But casual observation and impressions otherwise gathered suggest that "taking it off" is largely a matter of taking the step, and then people feel comfortable as soon as they realize nobody is sounding any alarms.


^^^This!!! Nobody cares!!!

But see here:

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ygmir wrote:I'm a "never nude", for the simple fear of being the focus of a a "beaching" call and some hippie green peace activist trying to return me to the sea.


No Yggy, they would be flocking to you because you are awesome. It would be like discovering a Scandinavian god in person...


I'm a nevernude too


Yggy, women flock to you in droves already. Maybe you are wise to keep your treasures under wraps, for your own personal safety... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby ygmir » Sun Jun 08, 2014 9:24 am

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby Zrob » Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:44 pm

gaminwench wrote:(beware, I'm a card carrying kilt inspector) :mrgreen:


I'd just like to put this here, and it's actually the appropriate forum for it.

First off, there are no "rules" for wearing a kilt, one could get into the use of the language around kilts ("commando" and "regimental") being slang invented by the English and thus the language of the oppressor culture, but that's immaterial.

I wear underwear with my kilt, and I encourage others to do so.
I do it for three reasons
1) I am not so blessed as to have "male thigh gap" and frankly if it's too hot or too humid I'd rather no deal with the chafing on my thighs.
2) In non burning man situations politeness demands that you not allow an errant gust of wind to expose your cock to those who have not asked to see it.
3) This one if the most important: ASS PRINTS. 8 times out of 10 when wearing a kilt and sitting down your ass or your balls are going to be in contact with the surface you're sitting on. If we encourage naturalists to bring a towel so they don't get their sweat, smears, dingleberries or crabs on our furniture, then we should encourage kilt wearers to do the same.

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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby Sundial » Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:49 pm

I can't imagine sitting around with a bunch of people and just ignoring a random erection. I would've thought the proper etiquette would be to throw a towel over it until it goes away.
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby GreyCoyote » Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:02 pm

Schtev wrote:I can't imagine sitting around with a bunch of people and just ignoring a random erection. I would've thought the proper etiquette would be to throw a towel over it until it goes away.


In my camp the Swedish Bikini Team would wrestle you to the ground and throw *themselves* over it until it went away. :D

But, then again, everyone burns differently. :mrgreen:
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby Sham » Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:18 pm

Keep a red Solo cup handy.

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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby Eric » Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:45 pm

Schtev wrote:I can't imagine sitting around with a bunch of people and just ignoring a random erection. I would've thought the proper etiquette would be to throw a towel over it until it goes away.


Depends on who it's attached to...
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby unjonharley » Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:55 pm

a towel/cup is not the way to take care it..
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Re: Burning In The Buff 2014

Postby Sundial » Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:26 pm

I met a dude in 2012 who I affectionately dubbed, "Captain Cock Sock". Seemed to work for him. :lol:
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