My idea is to set up a fake information stand on some random intersection. Create a map that has all of the main features as the official one plus several more that we make up. Nothing would be in the correct place. When people ask for directions, we give them obviously fake ones. Thunderdome? Yeah, go to the next intersection and wait for the #4 bus. Take it 5 stops, get off right after the McDonalds.
It would be filled with gawdy souvenirs for sale. The worst stuff imaginable. If anyone tries to actually buy something, they're told that item is sold out but more are expected the next day.
Everyone who visits gets incorrect and irresponsible advice, all given with a straight face.
Who's with me?
