Sock Puppet Confession Booth

[Mister Orb]

I use socks occasionally to clean up after masturbating. Hey, if it stains, at least nobody is going to see it. Like on a T-shirt.

[i_wannabe_amonk]

this is my first post/stop/ i am not myself/stop/ i *have* used socks (but not for a long time)/stop/ i have never been to burning man/stop/ i want to go/stop/ i don't want to die of thirst or be assaulted/stop/ i want to have anonymous sex with a/some stranger(s)/don't stop/ i am going to hear confessions and grant absolutions/stop/ i want to wander around wearing a preposterous item of bedouin garb and something resembling springy antennae upon my head/stop/ i have fair skin and will burn like a mo-fo/stop/ for these sins and all the sins of my past lives, i am not one bit regretful/stop/ would you like fries with that?/full stop/