Jagged Texas redneck blown away by SEXY Jewish backpacker

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:41 pm

Well this has certainly turned into a shitfest. I am sorry for that .

Badburner has mislead you . He does not know me. He met me on the playa when I was trying to set up, he talked adinfinitum about everything under the sun for about 4 hours. Sheesh I thought the guy would never leave but he seemed like a nice guy, so I didn't run him off. Luckily that was my only encounter with him, I don't think he is a real stable guy.

He obviously read more into the battery thing than I had intended because I was actually talking about auto batteries. That's the part that gave him away. Had he not mentioned any of that, I may never have known who it was. This is not a friend of mine. He has nothing to do with what happened to me out there, or back here.
I do want this whole thing to die. But I also don't want anyone to think this was some kind of ploy to get attention. It was not.
The story is true and everything I wrote was how I felt at those given times, though shaded by other feelings.

I have come to the conclusion that this is one person with two socks, trying to get some attention on the boards by bringing up a non-existant occurance and attempting to make it dramatic.

I am interestd in the fact that somebody else invades this thread, and I somehow get thrown into the same heap with him. I think that sucks.

I was pretty upset till I figured out who it was. I have a strong Idea that this guy belongs on the top floor of a hospital somewhere.
If you ever meet a guy who is about 5'4' claims he is a glass sculptor, talks about a hundred miles a minute, psycho analyses you, tells you his whole life story, and has absolutely no social skills whatsoever then there is a good chance you have met badburner in person.

We are nothing alike, we are not friends, he does not speak for me, this was indeed a true story, nothing was made up( except by badburner), and I will thank you to remeber that. I really came to respect alot of you through this, and these latest comments are really shameful. Maybe next time someone lumps you in with somebody you can't stand, you will remember this.

But on the bright side, it did make me talk to my wife about how we would work out a separation. I guess she knew it was coming.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:20 am

Sweet Jesus... who gives a fuck about your sorry ass?

I'm worried about Badburner. Come down off the ledge, dude.

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:10 am

Hey BoB,

Why don't you take your witty retort and piss up a tree you fuckin poll smoker.
Seen some of your other work here on the threads, and basically, you should be castrated so you don't breed.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:52 am

Sorry -- I take that back. Nothing personal. Really.

Dragging your dirty laundry around is so easy-fucking-peasy on a bbs, why the fuck not? If that's therapy for you and your generation, and you don't give a shit you mention or who you hurt, that's your fucking thing. Wonder whether your children'll read this some day, at a safe distance from your nightmare.

Welcome to Burning Man -- now go to hell.

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:54 am

I realize , by your # of posts that you don't have much else going on in your life. I would certainly imagine that you haven't a clue about my type of situation, and that is why nobody asked you. I can't imagine how anybody would be that close to you for even an instant, let alone an extended amount of time.

You have had your say, now let your crusty ass fingers do the walking somewhere else.

AND LET THIS DAMN THING DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:30 pm

Sheesh! If he thinks bob is bad he's lucky not to attracted the warm sentiments of our soft and cuddly badger......

"I live in my own little world, but it's ok... They know me here."

luckly,
the rebbi

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:20 pm

Well Alright!

Now this thread is getting back to the funnier side. Hilarious.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:21 pm

A) don't sweat it, Joe, we knew you were being maligned

2) pay no attention to the curmudgeon behind the curtain -- he thrives on being cantankerous but means no specific harm to you or anyone else, as far as I can tell.

Carry on... nothing to see here....

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:55 pm

Whatever. FYI, and all our dear readers, there's an official FAQ on "Relationships".

http://www.burningman.com/preparation/e ... ships.html

Once you get past the touchy-feely bullshit, the key phrase seems to be "Burning Man is an experiment in temporary community" -- where I think it's left to the reader to define "experiment", "temporary" & "community", not to mention what "is" is.

The unofficial FAQ is "HOW TO GET LAID AT BURNING MAN", aka the Yahoo Education Pamphlet. Yellow journalism at its finest.

DPW used to have a motto -- Radical Mercy -- that just about fit any situation to which I've been a party. I've never met or seen a "yahoo" at Burning Man -- only the usual assholes, stalkers, violent drunks, homeless waifs, and brainless fuckwits who leave their infectious waste and emotional baggage all over the playa. YMMV, of course.

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:56 am

Well thank you BoB

Yeah I pretty well get the whole "temporary" thing now. Of course it was too late when it finally hit me, but what the hell. But that of course was a few days before you jumped in. No sweat!

I left no baggage on the playa. I thought you could tell, I brought every bit of it back with me.

I do appreciate the

HOW TO GET LAID AT BURNING MAN",

I will certainly read that. Thanks!

I realize you are not happy with my thread, but I figure it is much like a tv, no like=no watch.

I guess, since I wasn't an asshole stalker/ violent drunken brainless fuckwit, nor a homeless waif. I don't guess I fit your ideal playa buddy image, that's ok by me .
Somehow I don't have the impression you are the same in real life as you are in these threads. Again, that's ok by me too.
BoB I just wanted to say, thanks for coming in today,we couldn't have done this without ya. And as always we appreciate your patronage. And you have a real nice day sir.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:09 am

Well, not that it makes any diffrence,

I enjoyed this thread M Joe Boss. It makes a great addition to elaya.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:23 pm

For better or worse, these threads are designed to stick months or years after we've forgotten them and moved on to the next sexy ethnic backpacker, but may be rescucitated at any time for whatever reason. We're after universal truths here, right? Might get an FAQ entry out of this yet.

badburner · Post by **badburner** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:25 pm

you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabbie never wanted your ass anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabbie, pm me I have some stuff to tellyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:34 pm

badburner you suck
honeybee crucifixion
hexa penta rex

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:41 pm

you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Ayeee! Dude, time for your meds.

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:41 am

you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabbie never wanted your ass anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabbie, pm me I have some stuff to tellyou!!!!!!

DAAAMN, Son, you aint the sharpest tool in the shed are ya????
Keep in mind, I know what you look like, I am not opposed to violence, and am certainly not a turn the other cheek kind of person.

I gotta say ,either dumb as mud, or you you got a set of elephant size balls. [/b]

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:41 am

May I say that M Joe Boss' typing has improved greatly since this thread began?

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:23 am

Thank you very much.It has gotten a whole bunch faster too.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:29 am

Just my two cents-

Who gives a fuck whether or not she a jew or not!

A II Z

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:06 am

The fact is, that I was trying to somehow get her attention when this thread started. Plus the the redneck, plus Jewish bachpacker, sounds so contrary. That is why it was stated the way it was. You can probably tell, that it makes no difference to me, and why should it.

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:25 pm

Things can sure change alot in a short time. I have become quite poular as of late. I must be outwardly different cuz I am getting unbeleivable proposals lately. If that isn't a miracle ,I don't know what is. Burning man has changed my life, and apparently made me more likable and attractive. I LIKE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:55 pm

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:13 am

Well now that much time has gone by, I felt like I could again revisit this thread.

More clarity seemed to be the key to this whole issue.

I am now separated from my wife, but still living in the same house. We agreed that it was better for us to feel awkward every once in a while, than explain to our babies why they could have either peanut butter or jelly, but not both, as we could not afford it. It is actually going much better than anyone could have ever guessed. The fact is, all the changes seem to be for the better in the house. I do more house work and go out more, that is really the only change in the house. The fact that my wife doesn't feel obligated to have sex with me, and the added bonus of far less house work seems to have had a a good affect. For me, the fact that I now have a reason for my wife not sleeping with me and being affectionate, is better too.
I haven't heard from Gabbi in a long time, but that's ok. I hope she is doing well , and I wish her the best. I have alot to thank her for. I am afraid , had that not happened the way it did, I might have stayed with my wife until I hated her. I surely think that would have been far worse for everybody. So Gabbi THANK YOU !!!!!! I would not have been able to forgive myself had I put my family through what my parents put us through.
I have gained back alot of self confidence that had been missing in my life for a long time. As a matter of fact sometimes I think I may have to widen the doorways at my house, so my ego can accompany me in doors.Well it hasn't gotten that bad, but i feel much more comfortable being me now. I am allot happier than my kids have ever seen me, and it shows. They are always following me around trying to wrestle with me, and jumping up in my lap giving me kisses and baby cooties.LOL LOL
I hope this can serve as some remote example to somebody. I realize that it isn't going to be all roses. There will be some days that are going to be heart wrenching. I am not looking forward to those days , but I will deal with them as they come. The depression I generally get every winter I have been in Portland, Isn't nearly as strong as before. As a matter of fact, I can't wait for the weekends!! I also can't wait for B-MAN to get here.

Just thought I would let you all know the doom and gloom that enveloped me, post burn, wasn't for not. It also wasn't permanant. I think that Karma has once again dealt me, and my family, a good hand.
Work has been worse than ever , but I have faith that it will work itself out. I may have to go back to working for someone else, Ihope not , but I will do what it takes.

Cheers to all !!!!!!!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:13 am

Wow......Joe Boss....good to see you back 2.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:03 pm

Thanks for the update Joe.

I find that doing more housework makes my wife much more inclined to have sex with me. :-)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:27 pm

Alpha wrote:Thanks for the update Joe.

I find that doing more housework makes my wife much more inclined to have sex with me.

I'll bet that's because you look so hot in your little French maid outfit, Alpha.

BTW, glad you're doing alright, M Joe. Stop by The Bar sometime.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:34 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
Alpha wrote:Thanks for the update Joe.

I find that doing more housework makes my wife much more inclined to have sex with me. :-)
I'll bet that's because you look so hot in your little French maid outfit, Alpha.

That shaggy wolf tail amoung the apron strings really makes the outfit.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:12 pm

Hah! Nope, she prefers the house boy to be naked.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:01 pm

M Joe Boss wrote:The fact is, that I was trying to somehow get her attention when this thread started. Plus the the redneck, plus Jewish bachpacker, sounds so contrary. That is why it was stated the way it was. You can probably tell, that it makes no difference to me, and why should it.

quess you never came across a redneck jew before either!

A good friend of mine now living in flaccid florida is totally red neck now.

must be that southern heat!

A II Z

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:59 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:A good friend of mine now living in flaccid florida is totally red neck now.

must be that southern heat!

A II Z

actually, i think it maybe a survival technique.

Jagged Texas redneck blown away by SEXY Jewish backpacker

..... "crusty ass fingers" LMAO - How endearing...