Predictions for Burning Man 2015...

[FlyingMonkey]

Actually, I have been thinking about the hot springs & Fly Geyser recently & realized that we are way overdue some volcanic activity in the region. I call for sudden & random geysers shooting up through the Playa floor & a lava dome forming at the fracture caused by years of hammering the golden spike. This coincidently will grow all week & erupt in an explosion of molten rock on Friday night. The fire conclave will be entombed in lava & ash like so many at Pompeii. It should be the most spectacular burn ever.

I recommend against going barefoot during this time & avoid FRACK Camp, as this is most likely where everything will start.

But hey, we will be able to tell future virgins “Hell that’s nothing. You should have been here in 15 for the fire & brimstone”.

[Simon of the Playa]

“Hell that’s nothing. You should have been here in 15 for the fire & brimstone”.

"Tell Larry S8N is BACK and he's Rolling with Clowns"

[ygmir]

“Hell that’s nothing. You should have been here in 15 for the fire & brimstone”.

"Tell Larry S8N is BACK and he's Rolling with Clowns"

[Simon of the Playa]

" now with 20% more stupid "

[unjonharley]

burning man will be over run with a scourge worse than hippies.
So, Your really going this year?

































french hippies.

[darkfred62]

Juplaya will become prevalent

[Simon of the Playa]

according to my analytics, i predict that the supply of tickets available to the burn will increase dramatically as "EDM"ers drop out and sell their tickets because, you know, burning man is going to suck.


mark my words...

[DrYes]

My understanding is that there are going to be feral, roaming bands of Burners hunting down anyone sporting kandi and making them take timeouts in the portas while they think about what they've done.

[robbidobbs]

Portos will all be "occupied" by aforementioned hippies

[Simon of the Playa]

Actually, I have been thinking about the hot springs & Fly Geyser recently & realized that we are way overdue some volcanic activity in the region. I call for sudden & random geysers shooting up through the Playa floor & a lava dome forming at the fracture caused by years of hammering the golden spike. This coincidently will grow all week & erupt in an explosion of molten rock on Friday night. The fire conclave will be entombed in lava & ash like so many at Pompeii. It should be the most spectacular burn ever.



But hey, we will be able to tell future virgins “Hell that’s nothing. You should have been here in '15 for the fire & brimstone”.

b-i-n-g-o

[Simon of the Playa]

saddle up sancho, it's almost time to ride....

[tatonka]

almost ready senior ")

[theCryptofishist]

The spambots will devour eplaya.