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by Dave » Sat Aug 07, 2004 8:32 pm
Hey Madrone
You wouldn't happen to be a bar maid would you? I get a lot of odd bird descriptions, but this is the first one that has incorporated the staggering part. Before I could answer this question, I first had to climb under my kitchen sink so I could understand what you were talking about. And let me tell you Madrone, I'm never doing that again. Talk about gross. Now I know what the mice have been complaining about.
As odd as your the explanation of your birds was, it was very accurate. You did a great job of describing your bird and how it was like a blasted burner staggering around ready to fall over and take a dirt nap. Unfortunately you didn't describe a big saparow. Although we do occasionally see sparrows around the Black Rock Desert , sparrows are rare even though they have no use for trees. When not flying, they have their feet firmly planted on the ground. You would have a better chance of seeing a poodle fly out of a tree than a dumb-ass common sparrow. Also, the voice of a sparrows is not at all like a rusty car door, it sounds more like a rusty bugle. And lastly, sparrows do not fly with their necks looking like any part of a kitchen sink. They fly with their necks looking like a 2" piece of copper tubing. I'm not sure what that means, I was just trying to talk like a plumber. Anyhow, sparrows fly with their necks straight out, like hmm, a sparrow..
The bird that you have described is our old pal the Great Bruno. Great Brunos can be found just about anywhere there is flat desert, including Gerlach. The Great Brunos love the desert. They even nest in small dust pockets. Their voice is a very harsh fffuuuccckkk, doing justice to the rusty car door comparison. And because the Great Bruno's neck, bill and head are disproportionately heavier than their bodies, they must often stop and walk around the hot desert floor even though they don't like to. The odd part about this whole thing is that many people call the sink trap a "goose neck", when in fact Bruno flyers fly with their neck straight. "Bruno neck" would be a more accurate name. Somebody needs to look into getting that changed.