KILL KILL KILL

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:53 am

Shouldn't fire elves be but in the demonic meat locker instead of burning?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:03 am

BWAHAHAHAHA

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:17 am

if you ascribe to identifying with immutable conceptions of self,
you may find yourself victim of the 'age is loss of youth' delusion

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:21 pm

the fire elf wrote:if you ascribe to identifying with immutable conceptions of self,
you may find yourself victim of the 'age is loss of youth' delusion

If I scribe to dentify mutable ceptions of elf, would I be left (as opposed to right)?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:19 am

fuck buddha and anyone who vaguely sounds like him....

take your non-sense koans and stuff it into a mushu pancake and eat it.

ITS ALL ABOUT THE KRINGLE!

SANTA RULES! motherfuckers.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:04 am

Where's Mayavin when you need him. Fire Elf, call Mayavin for us, he'll know what to do!

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:24 am

*earth to mayavin, we've had a beckoning for a daytime reckoning*

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:43 am

i reckon i've noticed the local paper:

tulsaworld wrote:christmas is just another day... there will be no christmas tree, no christmas lights, no nativity scenes... that rich christmas dinner, nor the traditional exchange of gifts... "it's not in the bible"... "jesus never mentioned it"... the united church of god will ignore christmas day... refuse, literally, to buy into christmas... santa claus, christmas trees, wreaths... until the 19th century, wide swaths of american society did not celebrate it... 1840's, partly because of charles dickens' christmas stories... they believe that christians began observing the day only to compete with the midwinter celebrations in the roman empire... "the day will go on as normal"... "i always liked it"... "i could use it to get gifts. that was the big pull"...

and i reckon a lot of people feel compelled to compete with an imaginary figure without monetary restrictions and a shitload of free labor (magikally skilled to make perfectly normal items in mass quantity)

and i reckon according to the story, the dude in the trough was a pacifist pissed off enough to pick up a whip

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:24 pm

the elves do what they're told.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:41 pm

the elves told they're what to do.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:47 pm

it's amazing ANYTHING gets done around here....

Merry CHRISTmas fire elf, and may your Yule Log burn Bright....

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:12 pm

is the pine cone done when it drops?

how loud does sound have to be?

venerate the trees, or know what trees venerate through me?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:24 pm

Do Elves have to clean out the reindeer stalls ?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:00 pm

someone has to do it.

and they are so close to the ground, it doesnt hurt their little tiny elfy backs...

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:19 pm

Of course the elves have to clean out the stalls, sheesh, that's common knowledge. Santa only works one day per year...cleaning out stalls is not part of his contract.

But there's one thing I've long wondered about. How does Santa handle reindeer flatulence? With all those stinky, smelly reindeer right in front of him flying along for thousands of miles that can't be too pleasant.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:37 pm

Santa pays mexicans to smell the reindeer farts for him, duh.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:07 am

Random words.
Are you all bots, or just me?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:39 pm

It's just you, Dougly.
And BTW, you are ugly !

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:12 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Random words.

ip fram perstinkle froo.

mopsil bopsil jermainy goo,
izabam dizabam;
nox frill zoo

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:43 pm

mayonnaise glove holder

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:37 pm

dishwater doo rag

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:04 pm

Yeast infected cum bubbles !!!

(This is the Tourette's thread, right ?)

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:45 pm

diminutivness abounds

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:09 pm

Precognitive misconceptions of being.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:21 pm

Has this turned into the two - four word thread?????? Might be fun........

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:38 am

when an ascetic has a meal, with the relative goal of keeping the body and spirit together for the mind to meditate, it tastes better than if consumed by others under different circumstances.

why?

the body's geared up to receive nourishment... the taste buds are paying particularly close attention

when your starving, nothing is quite as divine as a feast

when your mildly so, who says it's any less?

rice and beans for breakfast, lunch, dinner

mmm...

savory

how expensive is it to die? more expensive then to live?

and if you play ass-hat just cuz you saw someone playing ass-hat,
i'd imagine your less original for it

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:11 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:27 am

Gideon chose his 300 by how they ate and drank....on the run, and to only to continue existing.

they drank as they moved, only to assuage thirst.

lazy buddhists would have never made the cut....they would be too busy enjoying the taste of the nothingingness of water.

but back to the topic at hand.....

KILL KILL KILL!

ah, that soothes my western mind...

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:16 am

not sure -

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:14 pm

me neither