deep playa solo eroticism -- s'ok?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:18 pm

Packing? Isn't that something best left to the last moment???

Dust Monkey · Post by **Dust Monkey** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:25 pm

[quote="Ugly Dougly"]Packing? Isn't that something best left to the last moment??? :?:[/quote]

I haven't actually started yet. Crap!, discovered! Does an inkling of a notion to open the attic door count?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:33 pm

Generic Anonymity · Post by **Generic Anonymity** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:39 pm

Shambala wrote:
Boijoy wrote:with a little more time.. I could probably ruin your whole life.
I nominate this for quote of the day! Do I have a second?

second!

TheFunkHole · Post by **TheFunkHole** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:44 am

Good for you Dust Monkey. I say go for it. There is something about that friendly playa breeze isn't there?

Jiva · Post by **Jiva** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:25 am

It sounds like you happened on an unattended fire and did your best to extinguish it. Huzzah to you, my good man.

penrose · Post by **penrose** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:54 pm

Now I'm all curious. What's "gAASo"?

Generic Anonymity · Post by **Generic Anonymity** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:39 pm

I found it!!

2004 Description wrote:gASSo
gASSo - The inter-galactic service station located in the conGLOMerate village. If you enjoyed the "spank-o-matic" last year, you're gunna LOVE our new, upgraded, intergalactic, full service station this year! Not only will our service bays house the spank-o-matic... we will also have a bay for our new orgASSmatron, and a bay for "body work" (massage)... not to mention our "gas enima" fueling pump out front. gASSo has the freindliest attendants in the galaxy! Open every day/night!

Hometown: Breckenridge, CO
Contact: mtnsunrisejh (at) yahoo (dot) com

http://www.playaplayground.com/21019.html

Also, this article from 2004 talks about how they moved orgassmatron more out of sight since they were concerned about getting in trouble for... yep, public sex acts. http://www.laweekly.com/2004-09-09/colu ... f-the-burn

Playa Tom · Post by **Playa Tom** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:33 pm

Jerking off on the playa, Indignity Score 23 (Somewhat distasteful)
Posting a story about it on the web, Indignity Score 84 (Really disgusting)

Dust Monkey · Post by **Dust Monkey** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:40 am

^^^

That comment makes me want to enlist myself as a social artist and spooge on everything, especially you. As art.

There are 34342223553464 other threads. Why click on, read and post on the one that you find distasteful and disgusting.

Unless...........

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:44 am

Whacking off in public is so - previous millenia.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:33 pm

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:31 am

Fire_Moose wrote:sO YOU CAME ALL OVER SOMEONES ART? (sorry bout caps, not re-typing) Kinda like how if you wanna degrade a woman you cum all over her face?

Wow, I didn't know that. I just thought thats what the women wanted in all those porno movies.

mysogynysts!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:13 am

I thought it was a celebration.

pandasex · Post by **pandasex** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:44 pm

im not going to lie i probably would have stopped and watched

i dont really know if its "against the rules" but im inspired by how happy you were with the fire

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:53 pm

Dust Monkey wrote:Fair enough.

But please quit with the "wanking on art" theme. It was a made in china fire pit and I'm pretty sure all my jiz landed on the coals and vaporized. Geesh. My conditioned response is to feel shame, but I won't, because I didn't wank on the art.

If I had done it on those tents, which I'd never do, you'd have an argument. But your theatrics are appreciated.

Did you ever stop to think about those millions of unborns you incinerated?

curiousjosh · Post by **curiousjosh** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:39 am

The inevitability of shaming public sexual acts is... saddening.

In 2004, police made gASSo take the "orgasmatron" off the esplanade, and that was a sad, sad day.

The burning man guide *has* to say that public sex acts are prohibited, but 10 years ago, it was just not the case.

The event was cooler, and had more free expression.

I will never forget sitting in Bianca's Smut Shack and watching two of the largest people I have ever seen without clothing having a *blast* going at it. It was amazing, challenged the ideas of the way sex has been presented to me in magazines and popular culture, and was just plain cool.

Now 10 years later we're debating whether someone masturbating should feel shame.

yuk.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:10 am

Has anyone ever actually been arrested or cited for a public act?

I do recall someone in a well lit place being asked to halt a blow job in progress.

Would you just be asked to stop or ???

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:31 am

BM is an experiment. It started out with a wild-and-wooly, no-holds-barred, gun-toting, free-sex, drug-soaked extravaganza. Each and every year, modifications to the rules are made, to the extent that our welcome pamphlet is nothing more that a rulebook.

Thus we find out why the default world is the way that it is.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:16 pm

Yes but has anyone really been arrested for a public display?

Especially on the deep playa under the cover of semi-darkness?

A friend of a friend of a friend wants to know.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:55 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:Yes but has anyone really been arrested for a public display?

Especially on the deep playa under the cover of semi-darkness?

A friend of a friend of a friend wants to know.

Would your friend like to be arrested?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:01 pm

i heard if yer fucking on the playa and have a blanket or something over you yer all good. can any one confirm or deny?

brcprincess · Post by **brcprincess** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:01 am

ygmir wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

PS. I don't think I'd like to stumble across someone jacking off to art on the Playa.. I guess I'm conservative, public sex acts freak me out.

PPS. I guess that's not cool to say out loud?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:15 am

I have always found that if they give a good performance appaulses are always in good manners.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:50 pm

what is the sound of one hand slapping?..................

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:42 pm

depends on how good her performance was.

doppelGanger · Post by **doppelGanger** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:14 am

This thread makes me laugh... for many reasons.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat May 01, 2010 10:21 am

sla or pping, depending on which hand.

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Tue May 11, 2010 11:30 am

Dust Monkey wrote: Come to think of it though, that same year, I stood at gAASo and watched person after person have full orgasms right on the playa. Is there a fine line here? Is there a difference? It's definitely confusing if you bother to ponder it.

Yes. You hit on it exactly. The elephant in the room is that women are more likely to get rides at the airport, more likely to get free drinks, drugs, sex, meals, conversation or massages, and, they can get off 20 feet from the Esplanade while people stand around and watch, but, if a dude "whips it out" and launches the ol' astronauts into the sun, he's a pervert and might go to jail because the police wear nightvision goggles to watch out for that shit.

Oh, by the way, you're not welcome at Critical Tits, either. And girls who walk around with their pants off are not hotties, not shirtcockers.

But don't worry... if they start giving awards for Radical Self-Reliance, you're a shoo-in for nomination. In the meantime, if you're worried about nightvision, carry a portable strobelight.

David M · Post by **David M** » Tue May 11, 2010 8:18 pm

I say... awesome.

Masturbating is normal.

Sex is normal.

Are you people REALLY offended by these things?

Maybe the artist whose art was the recipient of your gasm would see it as the ultimate compliment. Who knows.

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