Shouldn't Burning Man be more like ePlaya?

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:18 pm

fuck off and kiss my butt

Post by **Sham** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:24 pm

Ah! Page 2---thank God we waited for the snark!

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:39 pm

i think we can do it.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:49 pm

shouldnt eplaya be more like ChristianMingle.com?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:10 pm

Yeah, I'm looking for a faithful woman, too.
I don't have to like her, she doesn't have to like me, she just can't fuck any other guys.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:13 pm

How am I going to manage to up my post count?

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:33 pm

CornMan · Post by **CornMan** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:58 pm

There is already a bunch of snarky behavior at Burning Man. However, it is not applied uniformly. The truth is that the type of camps or art cars who do the "fuck yer day" thing will often spare you the snark treatment and welcome you into their fold if you are hip, young, and beautiful or have somehow already developed a reputation for being a burner insider such as having interpersonal savvy on eplaya. The snarky people will just ignore you if you look or act less than burner beautiful but appear to be on the ball. The real snark is saved for those who are obviously not cool, but have the gall to want to be. The whole festival is not solely comprised of the snarky types of course. There are many cool camps who are nice to everybody. There are also camps that are nice to everybody except snarky douchebags.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:55 pm

Don't make Mommy put down her purse.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:40 am

hey, Burning Man is the ONE place i can get away with rapid cycling manic behavior and temporary psychosis and call it performance art so BACK THE FUCK OFF or i'll kill your pets.

uncle sticky · Post by **uncle sticky** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:45 pm

Dude, read the Survival Guide. Pets are not allowed.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:11 pm

i suppose sparkleponies COULD be considered livestock, but thats debatable.

CornMan · Post by **CornMan** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:50 pm

I think he meant the pets at my house. My dogs are highly trained and the male one will lift his leg on your shoe before the first word of snark comes out of your mouth. I don't even want to think about the damage my cats could do to somebody's eyeballs.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:37 pm

uncle sticky wrote:Dude, read the Survival Guide. Pets are not allowed.

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maladroit · Post by **maladroit** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:23 pm

It's not a party if someone isn't quietly sobbing in a corner.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:30 pm

maladroit wrote:It's not a party if someone isn't quietly sobbing in a corner.

That'll be me.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:56 pm

OH! boo hoo

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:05 pm

Thanks for your compassion, kind sir.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:39 pm

It's not a party if some bird isn't quietly bobbing in the corner.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:42 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Thanks for your compassion, kind sir.

What you expect? this isn't Burning Man.. It's snark playa..

Post by **Savannah** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:57 pm

unjonharley wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Thanks for your compassion, kind sir.

What you expect? this isn't Burning Man.. It's snark playa..

I'm tempted to write ePlaya: a Play in III Acts for performance during the Meet & Greet, but fear that one or more of us might be bloodily assassinated before intermission.

And worse, because half of us walk around topless/bottomless/naked on special occasions: we'd see terrible versions of ourselves acting it out on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit in 6 months.

And I hate that show!

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:06 pm

INteractive murder mystery drama at the meet and greet.... hmmmm.
http://wavcentral.com/sounds/televis/la ... ogavel.mp3

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:24 pm

Elorrum wrote:INteractive murder mystery drama at the meet and greet.... hmmmm.
http://wavcentral.com/sounds/televis/la ... ogavel.mp3

The stage set would have to be the back bedroom of Doc's RV..

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:52 pm

Elorrum wrote:It's not a party if some bird isn't quietly bobbing in the corner.

really? lay a straight line like that out there?........*willpower knob to full*............

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:13 pm

And then you say knob? Pots and kettles, Yggy.

Post by **Savannah** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:55 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:And then you say knob? Pots and kettles, Yggy.

Seriously, I could barely contain myself.

I would like to formally accuse Ygmir of baiting.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:45 am

Savannah wrote: I would like to formally accuse Ygmir of baiting.

and it continues, lol

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:40 am

Savannah wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:And then you say knob? Pots and kettles, Yggy.
Seriously, I could barely contain myself.

I would like to formally accuse Ygmir of baiting.

you dare accuse the master?...........

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:35 pm

I'm out of popcorn you fuckos! Pop me some NOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:08 pm

That poor little 60-foot tall effigy.
Why does everyone want to burn it? Why can't we go one year without destroying it???

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