My Van and I

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:55 am

Was she a brown eyed girl?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:02 pm

Betcha she was hot. Some guys get all the hot babes.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:02 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Betcha she was hot. Some guys get all the hot babes.

Well you should know! We saw the traffic coming through the door of your RV!

I bet you're right, you have to be hot to get by if you're that psychotic.

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:00 pm

If you see this van sanctuary a rockin' don't come a'knockin'!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:59 pm

Ha - if this fairy tale is true the guy is not only a world class moron but he never mentioned getting a piece of this psycho ass... everyone knows it would have been the best sex he ever had!

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:50 am

Coul of Ben the last sex he ever had too

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:34 am

I've been biting my tongue since yesterday not to post "only".

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:39 am

Eek just saw the weird bad spelling.

Little phone & Magoo eyes

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:23 am

jkisha wrote:After loosing everything important in my life (my girl, my pig, my dog, my chickens, my rooster, and my fish) I had now lost just about everything else that I had left.

I want to know more about the pig, dog, chickens, rooster, and fish. Unless, when he was spiraling down, he ate them.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:31 pm

lucky420 wrote:Little phone & Magoo eyes

Magoo eyes! That's a new one! Too funny!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:41 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
jkisha wrote:After loosing everything important in my life (my girl, my pig, my dog, my chickens, my rooster, and my fish) I had now lost just about everything else that I had left.
I want to know more about the pig, dog, chickens, rooster, and fish. Unless, when he was spiraling down, he ate them.

They all left him for someone else.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:34 pm

Harsh.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:12 pm

"(my girl, my pig, my dog, my chickens, my rooster, and my fish)"

Now I'm wondering who was driving the van that hit him, and what caused the bike accident... and whether the animals would be able to form a musical group. 'cuz that would be cool, and as believable as everything else.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:23 pm

Well, anything's possible when you're part of the Hansiatic League.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:26 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Well, anything's possible when you're part of the Hansiatic League.

((((FISHY)))) you just take it up LEVELS!
I had to look this up.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:46 pm

Elorrum wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Well, anything's possible when you're part of the Hansiatic League.
((((FISHY)))) you just take it up LEVELS!
I had to look this up.

Actually, it's senility. I cannot remember the name of the town--Hamlein is the closest I get. But I have a rough idea of where it is in Germany and I think it was in the Hansiatic League so I inadvertently made the joke more obscure, in order to make it at all.
But, thank you.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:49 pm

Bremen, and you were right.
The City Municipality of Bremen (German: Stadtgemeinde Bremen, German pronunciation: [ˈbʁeːmən] ( listen)) is a Hanseatic city in northwestern Germany.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:54 pm

Ah, the wonders of having enough knowledge to fake it...

ranger magnum · Post by **ranger magnum** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:05 pm

Dear christ that was funny.... Next time I feel my life isnt going well, ima gonna read that story again. True or not.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:07 pm

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 7:23 am

Burning man does attract some serious crazy - even early volunteers.

Remember the Multi-Burn too

pink · Post by **pink** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:02 am

They didn't get there early; I think it was the end of the week.

On Facebook a lot of people corraboratted his story and met miss psycho either during exodus and apparently she has a rant on BMIR on Monday. So I'm believing him, but damn is he dumb. Psycho chick is sparkly cute bimbo tho

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:18 am

Really? There's a human being that stupid?

OK I hereby redact my position on this story.
I now believe that God is trying to kill him.

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:37 am

pink wrote:They didn't get there early; I think it was the end of the week.

On Facebook a lot of people corraboratted his story and met miss psycho either during exodus and apparently she has a rant on BMIR on Monday. So I'm believing him, but damn is he dumb. Psycho chick is sparkly cute bimbo tho

Post her picture.

pink · Post by **pink** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:41 pm

It was on a Facebook profile. 'Phoenix Firestarter' I think. She also goes by Eve & her real name is Taylor. A trustafarian.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:13 pm

Aha, if the girl was cute and had a lot of money that would fill in a whole lot of holes in the story.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:32 am

There is a properly dated NHP check on the back window.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:50 am

Burning man does attract some serious crazy

oh, that's rich....especially considering the source.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:04 am

pink wrote:It was on a Facebook profile. 'Phoenix Firestarter' I think. She also goes by Eve & her real name is Taylor. A trustafarian.

she's also DPW.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:34 am

DPW attracts a lot of wannabes, the real question is, did they keep her?

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