Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by lucky420 » Sun Mar 06, 2016 1:44 pm

Elorrum wrote:this year likely correlation does mean causation... sucking AND not going. -1. ah, we'll see.
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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by mgb327 » Sun Mar 06, 2016 1:52 pm

Elorrum wrote:this year likely correlation does mean causation... sucking AND not going. -1. ah, we'll see.
There has to be the most insane joke here, but for the life of me, I can't see it. My punner is broken. Ygmir?
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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by ygmir » Sun Mar 06, 2016 6:11 pm

mgb327 wrote:
Elorrum wrote:this year likely correlation does mean causation... sucking AND not going. -1. ah, we'll see.
There has to be the most insane joke here, but for the life of me, I can't see it. My punner is broken. Ygmir?
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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by Elorrum » Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:03 pm

gutters gutters... :roll:
I was trying to make an obtuse metaphor about a questionable cause logical fallacy in that two events occurring together are taken to have a cause-and-effect relationship: cum hoc ergo propter hoc. This is in regard to my at the moment questionable attendance for 2016.

so now... yes that is a latin word "cum." (and they're off!) :lol:
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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by ygmir » Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:21 pm

Elorrum wrote:gutters gutters... :roll:
I was trying to make an obtuse metaphor about a questionable cause logical fallacy in that two events occurring together are taken to have a cause-and-effect relationship: cum hoc ergo propter hoc. This is in regard to my at the moment questionable attendance for 2016.

so now... yes that is a latin word "cum." (and they're off!) :lol:
I just can't...........
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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by FIGJAM » Sun Mar 06, 2016 8:57 pm

Cum off it!!!
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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by BBadger » Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:58 pm

Long lost footage from 2014, when people were stuck outside in line, beyond the protection of the trash fence, because of rain and wind. This poor, star-eyed hippie merely wanted to relieve himself at the Port-o-Johns. Only the anointed early-arrival, DGS ticket holders who were already camped were spared this indignation.

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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon May 09, 2016 11:11 am

your doom is served.


this years suck is going to be epic.


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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by BBadger » Mon May 09, 2016 2:34 pm

It's caused by all that drilling for geothermal energy, as well as bass being fired towards the ground for noise control.

Thanks BMorg sound policy!
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:45 am

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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by Bless » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:54 am

shhhhhh, Simon
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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by TT120 » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:10 am

It's going to rain starting Saturday and lasting through Wednesday so it is really going to sux for most people.
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Re: Burning Man Sucks, Don't Go.

Post by Perpetual Burn » Thu Aug 18, 2016 12:26 am

There's gonna be 7 tornadoes at once... coming straight to the Playa...

I know this from a dream...

But I blasted them into vapor with mind power...

I talked to a Tiger earlier in the dream... he spoke English and said I should reincarnate into a hippo... cheecky Tiger...

But if Kamahama waves arent real then yeah eveyone is going to die from those tornadoes.

Dont go to Burning Man this year.

Plus the "ladies" of Black Rock City like to "free the nipple." Could be the worst thing in the world...
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