Riase your hand if you did NOT pee on the playa this year

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:08 pm

capjbadger wrote:*Raises hand*

This was my first year ging to BM (Finally! ), and after beng there, I can't see any excuse to piss on the playa. Porta potty or gatorade bottle when not wanting to trek through the cold night to the nearest bank. Its just that simple. sheesh...

*Repeats to self* "Red gatorade, good. Yellow gatorade, bad. Red gator..." ;D

Badger

have to be careful if you like lemon lime gatorade like I do ... nose test befor lip test

Post by **AntiM** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:41 pm

Label the bottles: "This is NOT tea."

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat May 27, 2006 6:02 pm

i tried not to pee on the playa, but had to one night as i was too drunk and stupid to find the way to a pisser.

MrMullen · Post by **MrMullen** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:31 pm

Am I the only one that understands that not pissing on the Playa means not pissing on the Playa?

My funny peeing on the Playa story is that I was on an art car driving around and I saw this wet spots on the Playa. I asked the driver what they were and he just looked at me like I was idiot. He told me it is people peeing on the Playa, and I responded, "You are not suppose to do that, that can't be!".

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:26 am

EspressoDude wrote:nose test befor lip test

Karine wrote:One thing I doo , dooo, is.. whenever I go to the potties, I bring a bag with and I clean up all of the junk off the ground and in any potties that are "Free". Any MOOP I can find... (no matter how big or small) and then I bring it back to my camp and put it in our garbage.
I mean, I've got extra space when I leave- where all that food and water and give-away costumes used to be!
and to me it feels like a "thank you" for the potties just being there.

Thank you Karine.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:11 pm

Well at least I have never seen a Baby Ruth on the Playa!

Rev. Harry Pants · Post by **Rev. Harry Pants** » Wed May 31, 2006 10:45 pm

I am seriously considering obtaining a case of TravelJohns and passing them out on the playa to people who I catch trying to pee on the ground. TravelJohns are these canny li'l contraptions I discovered at the I-80 truck stop in Iowa that are suitable for both major types of genitalia. They have an absorbent, biodegradable substance inside each bag that prevents spillage and odor, and are big enough for multiple use (about 24 oz or close to 750 ml). Once filled, just take them to your camp's trash area and dispose properly. No muss, no fuss.

Thanks to sheer force of will (hi Will!), plus knowledge of the consequences, I can proudly raise my hand and declare "I DID NOT PEE ON THE PLAYA!"

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed May 31, 2006 11:17 pm

Well I raise my hand too because I have not been on the Playa yet this year

Naughty DPW!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:02 pm

I didn't pee on the Playa!!
Of course, I didn't make it to BRC in 2005. However, in 2004 I was gifted with a very precious gift..

drum roll....

The Pee Funnel!!

I hope this year I can find one again. What a great gift. It sure came in handy on those long, cold BRC nights when I did not feel like schlepping from point A to point B in my little underthings.

Please, let's not pee on the Playa. This is your home. Think about it.

Peace and Love,
Lorgasm

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:03 pm

Lorgasm wrote:I didn't pee on the Playa!!
Of course, I didn't make it to BRC in 2005. However, in 2004 I was gifted with a very precious gift..

drum roll....

The Pee Funnel!!

I hope this year I can find one again. What a great gift. It sure came in handy on those long, cold BRC nights when I did not feel like schlepping from point A to point B in my little underthings.

Please, let's not pee on the Playa. This is your home. Think about it.

Peace and Love,
Lorgasm