A life jacket?Captain Goddammit wrote:This is my last evening to get shit done, I leave TOMORROW!
What the fuck should I do? What's most critical? What am I forgetting?
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Last minute panic thread
- Sundial
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Re: Last minute panic thread
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
Re: Last minute panic thread
Don't forget to pay any bills that'll be due while you're gone...
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Whoops!C.f.M. wrote:Don't forget to pay any bills that'll be due while you're gone...
*pays off his credit card*
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
Re: Last minute panic thread
This is my last post on eplaya before I go!
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I get to go lie in bed panicking, instead of staring at the internet, panicking.
See y'all there.
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I get to go lie in bed panicking, instead of staring at the internet, panicking.
See y'all there.
Re: Last minute panic thread
Watch "The Boosh" till you fall asleep. 
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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Re: Last minute panic thread
This year's prep, which has been going on for months, has cost me way too much to pay any bills!!!C.f.M. wrote:Don't forget to pay any bills that'll be due while you're gone...
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
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Re: Last minute panic thread
See, now you're confusing pre-Burn panic with post-Burn panic.Captain Goddammit wrote:This year's prep, which has been going on for months, has cost me way too much to pay any bills!!!C.f.M. wrote:Don't forget to pay any bills that'll be due while you're gone...
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Yes, I guess you're right! You have a very sharp clear mind for someone in the panic thread. Hell you started it!
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
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Re: Last minute panic thread
That's because I"ve got lots of panic experience! 
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
Re: Last minute panic thread
Then yer doin' it right!Captain Goddammit wrote:This year's prep, which has been going on for months, has cost me way too much to pay any bills!!!C.f.M. wrote:Don't forget to pay any bills that'll be due while you're gone...
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Hahahahahahaha, sitting in a hotel in Reno, woken early by a robot call from my credit card company alerting me to "fraudulent activity" on my account, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I forgot to tell then I would be traveling, hoping they will sort it out before I present that card at Total Wine.

"BTW I'm not your wife so don't lie to me." -Ratty
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Re: Last minute panic thread
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Tales told
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Of battles won
Of things we've done
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I'm heading to Total Wine today also. Bald headed wearing shorts and black Burning Man Pier 2 t-shirt from last year.MyDearFriend wrote:Hahahahahahaha, sitting in a hotel in Reno, woken early by a robot call from my credit card company alerting me to "fraudulent activity" on my account, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I forgot to tell then I would be traveling, hoping they will sort it out before I present that card at Total Wine.![]()
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You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
Re: Last minute panic thread
Mmm...likker shopping! I hope I have enough money left in my budget after buying food to get some booze. Just a little bottle of Barenjager, this year, for the chilly nights.
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Re: Last minute panic thread
This thread is making me feel so much better about the craziness that is going on in my head this week! I'm literally not sleeping right. It is so fucking weird to be planning and preparing for something you have never experienced before!! So, yes, I'm bringing a ridiculous amount of stuff because I am lucky enough to live just 4 hours from the Playa. But that is a blessing and a curse because there is basically no limit to what we can bring and the list keeps growing! 4 more days!!!!!!!!
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Re: Last minute panic thread
yeah crazypants time fo sure!
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Fuck! I still have to go to Army Surplus and get my Crazy Pants.knowmad wrote:yeah crazypants time fo sure!
FUCK! Good reminder though!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Crazy pants? Are you sure you didn't mean these...
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Re: Last minute panic thread
I thought the playa was where we were supposed to get sleep deprived, not days before leaving. I can't fall asleep with my head spinning, finally nod off and then wake up hours earlier than normal thinking of things I still need to do or things I need to add to my list of things to do. Ugh. Re the ridiculous amounts of stuff, I guess that's what we, birgins, do. I have my own oversupply. Even with everything I've gathered, my veteran friends say I'll realize I don't have something I need shortly after arrival. I can't wait!RosieTahoe wrote:I'm literally not sleeping right. It is so fucking weird to be planning and preparing for something you have never experienced before!! So, yes, I'm bringing a ridiculous amount of stuff because I am lucky enough to live just 4 hours from the Playa.
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Hahaha!C.f.M. wrote:Crazy pants? Are you sure you didn't mean these...
No I'm already wearing a pair of those. Never know when you might get a spontaneous surprise lap dance.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Another first timer here.
I think I am done packing
Yeah, weird dreams about packing up everthing.
Thats all I am going to say about that.
I think I am done packing
Yeah, weird dreams about packing up everthing.
Thats all I am going to say about that.
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Car is picking me up to take me to the airport in 20 minutes. What am I doing? Why am I doing this. Dear god I'm crazy.
Now just to convince the airline to accept a lion shaped piece of luggage.
Now just to convince the airline to accept a lion shaped piece of luggage.
Sic Semper Spectatores
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Re: Last minute panic thread
I know the feeling - I keep a pad and pen on the night stand. Sometimes it's a challenge to try to decipher what you wrote the next morningoly14 wrote:I thought the playa was where we were supposed to get sleep deprived, not days before leaving. I can't fall asleep with my head spinning, finally nod off and then wake up hours earlier than normal thinking of things I still need to do or things I need to add to my list of things to do. Ugh. Re the ridiculous amounts of stuff, I guess that's what we, birgins, do. I have my own oversupply. Even with everything I've gathered, my veteran friends say I'll realize I don't have something I need shortly after arrival. I can't wait!RosieTahoe wrote:I'm literally not sleeping right. It is so fucking weird to be planning and preparing for something you have never experienced before!! So, yes, I'm bringing a ridiculous amount of stuff because I am lucky enough to live just 4 hours from the Playa.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Think your dreams are weird now - wait until after you comeback from Burning Man. At that point you will know what they mean when they say you need to decompress.fernley1 wrote:Another first timer here.
I think I am done packing
Yeah, weird dreams about packing up everthing.
Thats all I am going to say about that.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
Re: Last minute panic thread
Me too. Lately the list just includes things to grab out of the kitchen... right now it just has "Wine glasses, cork screw, advil" come to think of it, those may be the most important things of all, and I saved them for last.I keep a pad and pen on the night stand.
I'll be so glad to be leaving in the morning, but the 33 hour trip from New Orleans is not something we are looking foreword to.
choose damned if you do
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Re: Last minute panic thread
oly14 wrote:I thought the playa was where we were supposed to get sleep deprived, not days before leaving. I can't fall asleep with my head spinning, finally nod off and then wake up hours earlier than normal thinking of things I still need to do or things I need to add to my list of things to do. Ugh. Re the ridiculous amounts of stuff, I guess that's what we, birgins, do. I have my own oversupply. Even with everything I've gathered, my veteran friends say I'll realize I don't have something I need shortly after arrival. I can't wait!RosieTahoe wrote:I'm literally not sleeping right. It is so fucking weird to be planning and preparing for something you have never experienced before!! So, yes, I'm bringing a ridiculous amount of stuff because I am lucky enough to live just 4 hours from the Playa.
sleep with a note pad !!!
don't forget to floss
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Re: Last minute panic thread
Rest assured, your craziness is par for the course.RosieTahoe wrote:This thread is making me feel so much better about the craziness that is going on in my head this week! I'm literally not sleeping right. It is so fucking weird to be planning and preparing for something you have never experienced before!! So, yes, I'm bringing a ridiculous amount of stuff because I am lucky enough to live just 4 hours from the Playa. But that is a blessing and a curse because there is basically no limit to what we can bring and the list keeps growing! 4 more days!!!!!!!!
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
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Re: Last minute panic thread
I found some navy women's pyjama pants with white stars all over them in a thrift store. MURICA PANTS!knowmad wrote:yeah crazypants time fo sure!
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
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Re: Last minute panic thread
WIN!!!!Schtev wrote:I found some navy women's pyjama pants with white stars all over them in a thrift store. MURICA PANTS!knowmad wrote:yeah crazypants time fo sure!
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Re: Last minute panic thread
I might need a little adhoc sewing job done - a few buttons, but the button holes (or loops I should say) are out of my skill set. Is it acceptable to assume someone at a costume tent can help? Not that it'd be necessary but I'll be making a donation of some garb I don't need.