Good sex stories

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 11:28 pm

Stormy wrote:
http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free

Like a train wreck, Judge and I just couldn't stop watching.

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i know what you mean. the first time i watched it, i was laughing so hard i had to stop it and go get schreck. we were rolling around on the floor, helpless with laughter, big wet globs of tears streaming down our faces, howling like a pair of baboons on crack.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:58 am

princess strych-9 wrote:http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free

I clicked on that and my kids heard the music and came running. I closed the window just as they showed Pikachu standing with those big sultry eyes of its.

"Daddy, Daddy, that was Pikachu! What is that? Can we watch it? Why'd you close it?"

Luckily they have short attention spans and went on to other things without insisting on an answer.

glam_daddy · Post by **glam_daddy** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:27 pm

that link is one of the funnyest things...

ever.

now back to the sex stories currently in progress.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 3:44 pm

At least the dog made sure Pikachu was satisfied...I mean look at all those positions they were into!

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:36 pm

Kinetic wrote:At least the dog made sure Pikachu was satisfied...I mean look at all those positions they were into!

And, like a true gentleman, he licked up the wet spot when he was done.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:57 pm

PJ wrote:
Kinetic wrote:At least the dog made sure Pikachu was satisfied...I mean look at all those positions they were into!
And, like a true gentleman, he licked up the wet spot when he was done.

A true gentleman brings warm towels and cleans their partner up before themselves.

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:21 pm

Kinetic wrote:A true gentleman brings warm towels and cleans their partner up before themselves.

Not necessarily. The possibly-lustiest partner I ever had preferred to stay all gooey after the acts. For her the mess was a big part of the event. As far as she was concerned, girls that want to be cleaned-up right away are probably too squeamish to be really good at sex.

III · Post by **III** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:57 pm

>girls that want to be cleaned-up right away are probably too squeamish to be really good at sex.

i'm suspecting that's true for real gentlemen, as well. no wonder the bad boys get all the hot chicks...

Oubliet · Post by **Oubliet** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:36 pm

....leaving all the sticky stuff on long after the "exertions" would mean good surfaces for playa dust to cake onto in clumps.

I don't think that I'd agree with the tie-in between wanting to be clean and being too squeamish for good sex. In some cases, maybe, but certainly not all.

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:04 pm

Oubliet wrote:...I don't think that I'd agree with the tie-in between wanting to be clean and being too squeamish for good sex. In some cases, maybe, but certainly not all.

You're waffling.

There's a reason why dirty girls are called "dirty girls."

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:31 pm

PJ wrote:
Oubliet wrote:...I don't think that I'd agree with the tie-in between wanting to be clean and being too squeamish for good sex. In some cases, maybe, but certainly not all.
You're waffling.

There's a reason why dirty girls are called "dirty girls."

Well one of the benefits of washing up immediately is the deterrance of STDs. Condoms don't cover all the areas where HPV and herpes live.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:43 pm

HA! I trien to get a tape of my dog doing that to his pillow, but I didnt have enough light making dog/stuffed animal porn is way harder than you would think!

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:52 pm

hey since a bunch of you are also on the sex thred and responded to the story about my husband, you might be interested to know he didnt remeber any of it! he was sound asleep the whole time, he must have like acted out a wet dream or something! Consiering THAT what he manged to get done including bringing me tp, even if it was like the very end of the roll was pretty impressive.

Oubliet · Post by **Oubliet** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:04 pm

PJ wrote:
You're waffling.

There's a reason why dirty girls are called "dirty girls."
*************

Right...because they like dirt all over them is your point, I presume.

I'm not talking about about dirt. I'm referring to women who want their sensuality and they want clean skin to lick and be licked...not leftovers from the previous meal.

Or...are you suggesting that actual dirt has to be present for you to enjoy sex?

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:18 pm

they want clean skin to lick and be licked...not leftovers from the previous meal.

Don't get me wrong...licking clean skin is always a goodness.

However, there is something to be said for licking your lover's skin (or having them lick yours) when it's covered in "afterglow."

Of course, I also think it's pretty cool if, in the instance I haven't has time to shower, I can, randomly in the middle of my workday, brush my hands across a spot that's still just a little bit sticky.

But I'm weird.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:19 pm

Or...are you suggesting that actual dirt has to be present for you to enjoy sex?

Keep in mind this is PJ we're talking about here...

Need you even ask?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:23 pm

Keep in mind this is PJ we're talking about here...

We're not even sure a *cow* doesn't have to be present...

Oubliet · Post by **Oubliet** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:24 pm

Quote:
However, there is something to be said for licking your lover's skin (or having them lick yours) when it's covered in "afterglow."

Right afterwards, yes, for me.

A couple of hours later, no.

...especially out in the dusty, gusty desert.

I put it in the same category as sweat. Fresh sweat is sexy.

Old sweat is kind of "ripe".

Oubliet · Post by **Oubliet** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:30 pm

Lydia Love wrote:
Keep in mind this is PJ we're talking about here...
We're not even sure a *cow* doesn't have to be present...

I see.

PJ has very specific preferences, then.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:42 pm

PJ has very specific preferences, then.

Either that or very unspecific. We just don't know.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:42 pm

A couple of hours later, no.

Hey, i ain't licking myself at work!

(Most of the time...)

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:01 pm

Ivy wrote:Hey, i ain't licking myself at work!

(Most of the time...)

Well, if you don't mind changing that factor of your workday, maybe you can afford to move to San Francisco!

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:40 pm

>Right afterwards, yes, for me.
>A couple of hours later, no.
>...especially out in the dusty, gusty desert.
>I put it in the same category as sweat. Fresh sweat is sexy.
>Old sweat is kind of "ripe".

I do a lot of desert camping. No washing up afterwards (wipe, yes; wash,
no). I suppose I could pack a shower, but that'd be way too fucking much
trouble. I find a bit of leftover sex-taste to be extremely arousing. And
unless the sweat is really old (like three or four days) I find it pretty nice.
Then again, we have CPDS* meetings after every trip.

But I'm weird too.

* Clean people, dirty sex

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:48 pm

The best sex is wet. No not water sports, but sometimes you don't have time to clean up before your at it again.

multiple · Post by **multiple** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:38 am

Ivy wrote:

Of course, I also think it's pretty cool if, in the instance I haven't has time to shower, I can, randomly in the middle of my workday, brush my hands across a spot that's still just a little bit sticky.

But I'm weird.

that may be the best damn way to pass time at work I EVER heard! Ivy you're not weird, I'd say beautiful....damn beautiful...

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:44 am

Ivy wrote:...But I'm weird.

You're hired.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:17 am

You're hired.

Okay, but my fee is
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Well, you get the picture...

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:18 am

Or one photo of a man with his arm up an animal's butt.

BurningShadow · Post by **BurningShadow** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:36 pm

Kinetic wrote:The best sex is wet. No not water sports, but sometimes you don't have time to clean up before your at it again.

This may be an old thread or one which hasnt been posted on lately,never the less; I agree with ya Kinetic

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:57 pm

BurnWithin wrote:
Kinetic wrote:The best sex is wet. No not water sports, but sometimes you don't have time to clean up before your at it again.

I disagree. The best sex is the sex you're having right now.

Good sex stories

out in the desert,

Re: out in the desert,

Re: out in the desert,