Good sex stories

Sunset804 · Post by **Sunset804** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 4:47 pm

I want to hear your positive memories of the sex you experienced or saw at Burning Man. Possibilities include (but not limited to):

You met this person/people and ??? happened.
I was [fill in location] and saw ???.
I came to Burning Man with ?? and we experimented/tried ??.
Fond memories you have of ??? [like the best hug, best kiss, etc.]

Hana Hou · Post by **Hana Hou** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 4:49 pm

Sounds trollish..

If not, just boorish. And as such this was more of a reply than necessary.

theshaman · Post by **theshaman** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 4:50 pm

The best one I heard was told to me by Obscuro of Gigsville. He and a bunch of other dressed up as "loud mimes" which meant they had attitude and said whatever they wanted. They were out on the playa and found a couple deep in the act of screwing each other.

All 15 mimes starting circling the cou-ple screaming "You are in a fucking box! you are in a Fucking Box!"

III · Post by **III** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 5:27 pm

i'm expecting to have some really good sex tonight.

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 11, 2003 5:36 pm

In keeping with the ethos of Radical Self Sufficiency, 100% of my sex has been with myself.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 5:42 pm

Funny this poster has a very low number of posts and one of the few others was an a account of a story that they posted under sexual violence that sound an awful lot like an acquaintance rape story. They then deleted the story and asked me to delete it when I replied with the original quote.

Hey Trollie, are you even 18?

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 5:46 pm

I don't think he's a troll (well, at least he doesn't look like one in person).

Shaman, there's been a little sensitivity about this kind of stuff. In case you hadn't figured that out yet.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 6:07 pm

precipitate wrote:I don't think he's a troll (well, at least he doesn't look like one in person).

Shaman, there's been a little sensitivity about this kind of stuff. In case you hadn't figured that out yet.

Um, I was referring to Sunset804. Twas a she, supposedly. But hey, don't believe everything you read.

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 6:12 pm

GOOD GOD -

its just another SEX ON THE PLAYA thread. jeez.

you know sunset might very well be real & looking for some nice sex stories.

so - my contribution:

finally hooked up with a friend & secret crush of mine - - -

sorry no details.

this thread might die of bickering & boredom - - -

someone help!

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 6:21 pm

PetsUntilEaten wrote:GOOD GOD -

its just another SEX ON THE PLAYA thread. jeez.

you know sunset might very well be real & looking for some nice sex stories.

so - my contribution:

finally hooked up with a friend & secret crush of mine - - -

sorry no details.

this thread might die of bickering & boredom - - -

someone help!

If you read the sexual violence thread you would find Sunset804 pretty much claiming to have been raped, creating huge controversy, then saying, wait it was all a mistake. Funny twist of events to have this poor damaged soul turn around in the next breath and say, got any gratuitous sex stories.

Jeez, wish people would READ posts first before passing sweeping judgements on something they're not informed about.

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 6:35 pm

Stormy wrote:
PetsUntilEaten wrote:GOOD GOD -

its just another SEX ON THE PLAYA thread. jeez.

you know sunset might very well be real & looking for some nice sex stories.

so - my contribution:

finally hooked up with a friend & secret crush of mine - - -

sorry no details.

this thread might die of bickering & boredom - - -

someone help!
If you read the sexual violence thread you would find Sunset804 pretty much claiming to have been raped, creating huge controversy, then saying, wait it was all a mistake. Funny twist of events to have this poor damaged soul turn around in the next breath and say, got any gratuitous sex stories.

Jeez, wish people would READ posts first before passing sweeping judgements on something they're not informed about. :)

Hey, stormy, is that a troll in itself?

All this grey area . . .

I read all that, even posted in the Sexual Violence thread. I have to say given Sunset's two posts I don't find it incongurent (sp?) with a possible real female who made a post that got commented on out of control & then who withdrew with an apology . Looking for a positive spin on something she found negitive isn't totally out of whack.

Her behavior wouldn't be mine - but whatever. Could be a troll - but it doesn't tickle my spider sense.

I think we need a REALLY GREAT TROLL to draw all this fire - I mean, I love a good fight - but I like someone worth fighting with - a real RAGING emotional irratic FUCKWIT. Hey - where's tawneee?

angelface · Post by **angelface** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 7:07 pm

Hey Pets.. I had a very similar experience, hooked up with one of my good friends/campmates.. just made us even better friends

sorry, no details folks..

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:37 pm

Sounds like what *You* need Pets...

is Chunking

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:46 pm

lydia -

that's just slow & wordy torture!

like being a six year old stuck at a brunch with your mother's friends.

i'm talking about irratic angry silly trolls - like good ol' joe dunphy

if tawnee hadn't backed off - we'd have really had something . . .

i demand real satisfaction!

*throws down gloves*

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:50 pm

Um... Your mother wears combat boots?

Bah. My heart's just not in it.

You can tell can't you?

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:55 pm

"Your mother wears combat boots" while working double shifts at Jiffy Lube.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 11:29 pm

Oh man, I had a really good story, but you are being babies, I'm writing penthouse! NYAH!

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 11:32 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:Oh man, I had a really good story, but you are being babies, I'm writing penthouse! NYAH!

oooh ooooh oooh!!!! i'm not being a baby - fuck penthouse, tell me!

the princess

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:14 am

yeah . . . . fuck you too , i guess.

clandyone · Post by **clandyone** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:25 am

Dang, I feel kinda bad for having taken Sunset's bait.

I must need to upgrade to TROLL-B-GON v. 2.0.

(flog flog flagellate)

Sunset804 · Post by **Sunset804** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:08 am

Don't even try to tell me that once a person has a bad experience that they are no longer allowed to even hear or know about other people's good experiences!!!!!!! All I wanted from this post was to hear good memories of Burning Man (since I did not have one)!!!!! Just because I had a bad experience and did a very lousey job of explaining that bad experience does not mean that I am forever doomed!!!!! That is the exact same thing as saying once you had a bad experience you better not ever expect to hear or know about or want a good experience. Jesus. I never claimed to be a good writer that could explain my situation properly. I acknowledged that I did a bad job explaing my situation (trying to explain a whole week in once short paragraph is hell and I did a shit of a job and didn't even come close to saying what I was trying to say.)

I figured along with myself people would enjoy hearing the GOOD stories. String me up and kill me.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:13 am

Lydia Love wrote:Sounds like what *You* need Pets...

is Chunking

You beet me to it. Damn.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:16 am

Sunset804 wrote: String me up and kill me.

The first part sounds like the start of a good sex story, but I'm afraid I was let down with the ending. Sorry, not a snuff story kinda guy.

theshaman · Post by **theshaman** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:30 am

this is turning into a very un-sexy thread. Didn't read the sexual violence thread, didn't know of the concept of "trolls" I just thought the loud mime story was funny as hell.

Wish I had a personal sex story to share but I didn't get laid once. Felt like a bit of a loser for not getting laid at burning man.

Got back to LA and proceeded to get locked in a little house in the mountains for 3 days and get properly serviced by a beuatiful young lady. That is the only way to have a decompression.

Lots of sex in my camp but there is a rule among the family...what happens at burning man, stays at burning man.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:37 am

Felt like a bit of a loser for not getting laid at burning man.

From what I understand *most* people don't get laid at burningman...

I do - but I bring my own date.

By the way - I thought the mime story was funny. But I'd have been pretty embarassed to be one of the couple "in the fucking box".

KristieEB · Post by **KristieEB** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:08 am

If I had been one of them, I would have mimed the box around me while fucking and screamed, "Yes! It IS a fucking box! We ARE doing it in the right place! I knew it."

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:10 am

theshaman wrote: Felt like a bit of a loser for not getting laid at burning man.

Next time, try being an attractive young woman. That always works.

And for what it's worth, a guy can be a loser even if he does get laid at Burning Man.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:02 am

Sunset804 wrote: Just because I had a bad experience and did a very lousey job of explaining that bad experience does not mean that I am forever doomed!!!!!

I figured along with myself people would enjoy hearing the GOOD stories. String me up and kill me.

Sunset804 you're my latest crush! You go girl!

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:04 am

Yeah GET 'EM!

III · Post by **III** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:38 am

that great sex i was going to have last night?

it was great.

Good sex stories

Good sex stories

MIMES!

* TROLL ALERT!!! *

How about more like D'oh...

Re: How about more like D'oh...

sensitivity

Re: sensitivity