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LordBarkin
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Post by LordBarkin » Wed May 02, 2007 1:15 pm

come on man feed me i'm dharmad up and hot



So was that nihiliation sex device like a sybian or something? Heard of those?

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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Wed May 02, 2007 2:26 pm

LordBarkin wrote:So was that nihiliation sex device like a sybian or something? Heard of those?
Pretty much - a homemade version. A saddle-like seat with a "bump". A speed control is available.
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Post by mayavin » Wed May 02, 2007 2:45 pm

LordBarkin wrote:Well Shit


Let's talk about !

The existence of good and evil, sex and drugs everything and more. From the knowledge we develop from being a part of this hedonistic bohemian network of events and relationships to the longstanding iboard residents and fans. Look I'm a poet! said from behind the trenches.
*cough**cough*
the so called

Burning MaN
nyet, does though truly take merely one name?
to be forever bound within it's decisive implications?

take yet another apple from the tree,
lest you merely satiate yourself with meals fit for an idiot.

drugs be of little use to you
yet that they activate any portion
of the states once called samadhi

this is merely writing in sands
which the wind yetnever blows asunder

the wind has it's say
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Post by LordBarkin » Wed May 02, 2007 4:15 pm

Blows an optimum optim O in mayavins general direction

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Post by the fire elf » Thu May 03, 2007 12:15 pm

a gentle reconciliation bow
releaseed enough energy
to send forth a partial form

fire slowed traffic in headquarter town
instantiate vacuous truth

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Post by montana wildhack » Fri May 25, 2007 6:22 am

has anyone ever been arrested in BRC for having sex in public?

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Post by Teo del Fuego » Fri May 25, 2007 10:25 am

remember reading a post way back concerning an incident in, say 2003?, where three guys were arrested for having sex in a semi-public, semi-private place. I think the charges were later dismissed.

If you were unlucky enough to go at it right in the line of sight of a cop, I suspect you'd get busted. Unless you were REALLY hot :)

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Post by SingingStovepipe » Fri May 25, 2007 11:27 am

I think more sex would happen at Burninging Man if it was in a more hospitable environment. My personal experience is that dehydration, alkali dust, and lack of bathing are all bad for the plumbing. It's a recipe for a urinary tract infection and that's no party.

However, spontenaity happens, so I make sure to have condoms and lube with me at all times.
TIme is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so.

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Post by Green Wood » Tue May 29, 2007 8:38 pm

There would be more sex if there wasn't any children around, but because the Bmorg wants it to be radical Disneyland we have to put up with the no sexual explicite rules
I might be green, but I can burn brite with the help of my playa friends!

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Post by mayavin » Wed May 30, 2007 10:52 am

cavemen liked they're own space
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Post by MikeVDS » Wed May 30, 2007 12:02 pm

There would be more sex if there wasn't any children around, but because the Bmorg wants it to be radical Disneyland we have to put up with the no sexual explicite rules
I wonder how true that is. It's not the kids or their parents that enforce the law but perhaps the police would not cite people as often if it was an adult only event? There would still be a chance you'd get cited though. Really though I almost never see children out there.

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Re: ...

Post by mdmf007 » Wed May 30, 2007 12:15 pm

mayavin wrote:cavemen liked they're own space
But did cavepeople MYSPACE?
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Post by the fire elf » Wed May 30, 2007 1:07 pm

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Post by Fat SAM » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:55 pm

This is bullshit...Here's a straight answer.
Something fun to do:

1. Set up your tent near the street. Leave the flap open. Fuck in the tent. Make it loud.

2. Take liquid latex with you. Liquid latex each other where everyone can see you doing it. Go to parties. You will find the right parties, no sweat.

3. Go to Club Verboten. Go on Friday night.
Thanks to Addis, I had more free time.

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Post by itwazed » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:04 am

Fat SAM is my hero
Fly Fat ASS!!! FLY!!!!!
He smoked a phat cronic blunt.

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Post by playa_surfer » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:44 am

We were cruising our camp art car near the man offering all parched playa inhabitance chilled water. one particular goddess wished to feel my furry chest and I gave her the OK. Then I asked if I could feel something furry of hers.... and she agreed. She stood there for about 5 minutes receiving attention to her hidden pleasure spot. never did get her off but i imagine it would have been "hard" for me being surrounded by 50 strangers in the middle of the afternoon.

No one seemed to mind one bit. But there were no rangers or cops nearby.
you can pretty much do what you want behind closed tent doors or partitions.

i like fats idea.

in 2000 we had a couple who were neighbors with this dodge van. they setup a shade structure and then hoisted a tall pole with 2 loud PA speakers at the top.

we wondered what they would broadcast and we got our question answered the next morning.

7 AM I heard PA system click on. then we heard the couple giggling, then talking, then moaning... then more moaning... then screaming.... then simultaneous orgasms.... I loved that couple.

it's easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission.
don't quote me on that. =)

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burning copulation

Post by orangepeelmoses » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:52 pm

will never forget the first time
eye had actual successful sex at burning man...

girl eye had been seein' and eye
were so excited,
we thought it'd be so romantic
to do it in the middle of the desert...

trouble is we were so excited
we forgot to bring a blanket or a pillow
or anything of the sort...

ended up bein' pretty damn uncomfortable
but still makes a good story:)

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My experience and the knowledge of others....

Post by JediDale » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:25 pm

Is this: If you seek anything too greatly, it will avoid you. Because our society is primarily sexually inhibited, while being constantly deluged with images, songs, and stories of sexual encounters, some who are going to BM
the first time are led to believe it has a lot of this going on. Nothing could be further from the truth! I said a sweet "HELLO!! WOO_HOO!! to EVERY SINGLE PERSON I saw while putting up those port-a-pottie signs at BM 05, and I noticed that the women had a distinct caution about them toward males, ALL MALES.
Now, If you are seeking a thing, why not post a message question, and ask for a PM (Personal Reply) concerning your desire(s)? This will bring those who have similar interests to you, while avoiding the rash of potential responses from those intent on trashing you for your desire(s). I believe this will help you, such is my intent.

Genuinely,

Jedi Dale Of Reno
You don't have to..Believe Everything I Say...because your unconscious will hear this.
Your unconscious can Do anything It wishes..
But your conscious mind isn't going to do
anything of Importance for Now. And...My Voice Will Go With You...

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Post by MrMullen » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:21 pm

mdmf007 wrote: 4. Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest - you and your partner perform, and are judged on technique, style and performance.
Don't forget about the orgy that breaks out afterwards. I got a look inside right after the contest was over and I think I broke something inside. I have never seen so many people going at it and being all dirty and naughty. It was personally, too much for me and I am far from being a prude.
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:37 pm

Love me, love my goo?
There's a good reason why men like to wash up right away, and it’s not OCD

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Q: I’m wondering if I have an obsessive-compulsive husband. He feels he has to get up immediately after intercourse and wash himself. He’s never been one to stay in bed, snuggle or prepare for Round Two. I’m immaculate in my personal hygiene, but he makes me feel like I got him dirty. After 30 years of marriage and two children, he’s still the same. Any words of wisdom?


“If you loved me, you’d happily wallow in my passion goo!â€

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Post by Bin Noddin » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:22 pm

I prefer we both shower before sex - then its wallow away.
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SEX?

Post by gtojames » Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:05 pm

um sex is overrated and i will not be that creepy single guy i have no expectations over than having an awesome time but am bringing a hot girl with me that is bi>>>>will that work? lol

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Re: SEX?

Post by mdmf007 » Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:31 pm

[quote="gtojames"]um sex is overrated and i will not be that creepy single guy i have no expectations over than having an awesome time but am bringing a hot girl with me that is bi>>>>will that work? lol[/quote]

good - one less creepy guy i have to compete with!!!!!!!!!!!
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ready

Post by gtojames » Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:10 pm

set...go....

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let me tell you...

Post by djmattcope » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:43 am

I think that, just like anywhere else, you only have to go around and talk to people; you will be amazed at the experiences you have that way. I have had a girlfriend on the playa a few years, and yet other years I met and hooked up with people. My girlfriend and I once tried getting into the beaver eating contest, but the space is so limited we never got in to show our stuff - and, yes, though I am one now, there is that creepy single guy factor. But even now I have been single for a few burns and I have been able to hook up with someone on most of the years. The first time I met someone who was just impressed with my fire spinning that we hung out and got a hotel room (to wash) right after the temple burning. Lately though, I feel comfortable having sex out on the playa (usually in a tent) because I am smart now...I BRING A SHOWER!!!!! -Matthew
**Here's to the burn that keeps on burning inside myself -- CHEERS!**

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SEX

Post by gtojames » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:17 pm

A beaver eating contest? hmm...I can eat a peach for an hour while massaging two watermelons !!! Does that count? Or maybe I just have a fruit fetish...hahahaha...

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Post by AntiM » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:01 pm

"I'm stranded alone in the gas station of life, and I have to use the self-service pumps." Weird Al.

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Post by mdmf007 » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:21 pm

GTO - dont forget you need your own partner - no loaners.
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loaners?

Post by gtojames » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:13 pm

I kinda doubt I would need a loaner....Playboy Mansion is fun too.....alot less dust....

JMH

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Re: loaners?

Post by mdmf007 » Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:52 am

gtojames wrote:I kinda doubt I would need a loaner....Playboy Mansion is fun too.....alot less dust....

JMH
Well, I guess your quite the pimp - show us all how its done then,

later
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