My Camp: What happened?

[Guest]

My camp experienced the following:

1. love
2. respect
3. food sharing
4. wonderful times
5. need
6. want
7. desire
8. quiet
9. wonderful new music
10. wonderful gifts
11. wonderful "stuff"
12. sexy people
13. talented artists, truly talented. GIVE THEM MORE MONEY! WE WANT TO SEE MORE. Great art!


New to this year, my last year, my camp also had the following (I attribute it to a new influx of people who are just dicks and hardcore partiers who don't give a shit about bm):

1. touching of women's breasts without permission (yeah, a true gift)
2. unneeded urination
3. rowdy kids who are complete moochers and assholes
4. loud camps next door with no respect to their neighbors, some who are trying to sleep
5. attitude if you are NOT an attractive woman hoping to get laid (what is this new shit of an attitude, "If you are not sexy and fuckable, then you can't have what I have. Man or woman."
6. Fast drunk driving rv white trash schoolkids
7. Two bikes stolen
8. Some of my "stuff" stolen
9. people who say they are in the moment but when the drug supply disappears for a second, they panic
10. too many people smoking reefer, constantly, sometimes in front of families (hey, this is not Disneyland.)

[theCryptofishist]

2. unneeded urination

That's quite a trick!

[K-mom]

10. too many people smoking reefer, constantly, sometimes in front of families (hey, this is not Disneyland.)

hahaha! Yeah, I mean that always has been my favorite Disneyland experience, the ability to openly blaze in front of children.
I hear they even hand out MickeyMouse Bongs at the gate now!