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Alright, who's art project included goat slaughter?

Post by flipper » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:53 am

from http://www.insidebayarea.com/argus/localnews/ci_8583670

REDWOOD CITY — Vidia the goat and Luther the sheep won a long-delayed victory in court Friday when the Half Moon Bay rancher accused of neglecting their well-being was sentenced to 20 days in county jail.

...The rancher has denied abusing the animals, saying that both arrived at her ranch in poor health... Wherry claims she saved the sheep from [b]an upcoming Burning Man festival, where the animal was to be slaughtered and roasted on a spit.[/b]

Don't you all know goat's blood is MOOP?
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:16 am

There was supposed to have been a communal shower using the aformentioned fluid.

Hey you got your HTML disabled, that's why your bold didn't work.

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Post by Jew Boy » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:14 pm

I slaughter a goat every time I change my shorts out at BRC. Anyone got a problem with that?
For this I left Poland?

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Post by mdmf007 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:43 pm

All meat eaten at BM was walking around somewhere - well some was swimming as well.

so whats the big deal about killing a goat? chop its melon off, and BBQ it. (not the head - the rest of it.) easiest way to keep it fresh.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:20 pm

Mine, actually. It was a get closer to the Arabic heart and mind piece that included Halal meat and killer shish kabob. I guess I'll have to go with plan b. That involves prayer mats.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:35 am

Has there been a slaughter at BM, ritual or otherwise?

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Post-slaughter

Post by Anthony Bondi » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:13 am

In the middle to late Nineties, the Aesthetic Meat Foundation was part of the inimitable flavor of BRC. Their rituals sometimes involved a sort of food fight involving gallons of pig blood. Their camp is probably best remembered for the rotting pig heads typically staked around its perimeter. I am among the people with fond memories of the AES and would welcome their return to BRC.

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Post by ragabashpup » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:22 am

I just want to know why you would negelect an goat if you are going to eat it. I think you'd want to get that bastard big and fat.

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Post by dj_john69 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:47 am

Anthony Bondi wrote:In the middle to late Nineties, the Aesthetic Meat Foundation was part of the inimitable flavor of BRC. Their rituals sometimes involved a sort of food fight involving gallons of pig blood. Their camp is probably best remembered for the rotting pig heads typically staked around its perimeter. I am among the people with fond memories of the AES and would welcome their return to BRC.
I remember this. My friend and I walked by on night while they were playing soccer with a animals head. A ranger drove by and one of their guys kicked the head at the vehicle and it left a blood trail on the side of the truck.

Those fuckers were twisted.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:33 pm

Anthony Bondi wrote:In the middle to late Nineties, the Aesthetic Meat Foundation was part of the inimitable flavor of BRC. Their rituals sometimes involved a sort of food fight involving gallons of pig blood. Their camp is probably best remembered for the rotting pig heads typically staked around its perimeter. I am among the people with fond memories of the AES and would welcome their return to BRC.
Yeah what ever happened to those crazy fuckers?

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Post by mdmf007 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:00 pm

Can you make bacon out of a goat?

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Post by ragabashpup » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:09 pm

No but you can make a goat out of bacon. Mmm goat shaped bacon.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:58 pm

You can make a goat go "meow".

Freeze it solid,
Then cut it with a bandsaw.

How do you make a goat go woof?

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Poor Goat!

Post by K1tten » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:35 am

Aw poor little goat! :cry: I love goats! If anyone kills a goat this year I'll roast THEM :evil:

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Re: Poor Goat!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:25 am

K1tten wrote:Aw poor little goat! :cry: I love goats! If anyone kills a goat this year I'll roast THEM :evil:
The goat? I have several recipes.

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