Murder at Burningman
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Murder at Burningman
I was getting an Indian Taco on my way back and I over heard some one say that two people were murdered in 2007 is that correct?
Yes you are correct my good eplayan... heres how it went...
There was a fat man and a small man having a row about some missing E. The small man stabbed the fat man in the eye with a spork causing him to have a heart attack since it was his one good eye. During the heart attack the fat man fell on the small man trapping and suffocating him to death. When some folks from the Death Guild stumbled across the pair on the deep playa one of em said hey lets have a BBQ. They were both cooked on the CarBQue and gifted to folks as roast pork. It was indeed very tasty and on the whole it keeps law enforcement of our collective backs when we handle our dirty laundry internally.
There was a fat man and a small man having a row about some missing E. The small man stabbed the fat man in the eye with a spork causing him to have a heart attack since it was his one good eye. During the heart attack the fat man fell on the small man trapping and suffocating him to death. When some folks from the Death Guild stumbled across the pair on the deep playa one of em said hey lets have a BBQ. They were both cooked on the CarBQue and gifted to folks as roast pork. It was indeed very tasty and on the whole it keeps law enforcement of our collective backs when we handle our dirty laundry internally.
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