Asshole passed out in my tent, sleeping in my bed!

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Post by wedeliver » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:30 pm

[quote="Apollonaris Zeus"]If I found someone sleeping in my bed, I'd let

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Post by capjbadger » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:36 pm

Another great reason I'm glad I sleep IN my MV. If you're so drunk as to pass out in my bed, then you'd be too drunk to be able to get IN the ship in the first place. ;)
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

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Post by bx1 » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:15 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:If you're gonna pass out in someone's tent, you should at least try to be female, cute, and nekkid.
werd.
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Post by wedeliver » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:57 pm

bx1 wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:If you're gonna pass out in someone's tent, you should at least try to be female, cute, and nekkid.
werd.
You are either gay or a female. (and thats ok, but just sayin') (some of my best friends are)
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Post by bx1 » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:19 pm

wedeliver wrote:
bx1 wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:If you're gonna pass out in someone's tent, you should at least try to be female, cute, and nekkid.
werd.
You are either gay or a female. (and thats ok, but just sayin') (some of my best friends are)
If you're female, cute, and nekkid, then I'll be whatever you want me to be.




**provided my SO is ok with it ** :P
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:28 am

There's always an asshole passed out in my bed every night, unless I'm sleeping somewhere else.

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Post by mdmf007 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:50 pm

there are two courses I go when I find someone squatting drunk in our abode.

1. If I know them and they are merely passed out in the wrong spot - they get painted, sprayed and drug to where they are supposed to be.

2. If I dont know them and they are merely passed out in the wrong spot - they get painted, sprayed and evicted to somewhere else. Never put in harms way like in the street, but will find themselves in the common tent on a carpet, with another chucnk of carpet for a blanket. Or handed to a passing ranger.

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