what really gos on at burning man?

f@m0u$ one · Post by **f@m0u$ one** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:30 am

ok so im planning in going next year i was supposed to go this year but my ride bailed. i just wanna kno is there stuff that gos on that they dnt talk about on here?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:31 am

Yes. But I won't say anymore.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:33 am

No. I'm required to say that.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:49 am

A lot of prayer meetings, very well attend by most.

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:14 am

You mean the secret stuff that only those that have been there can know?

JK

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:23 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Yes. But I won't say anymore.

Next he will want the decoder ring and the secret handshake.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:25 am

During one of the dust storms, I realized it was a perfect time to hang out in the porta potty and take a dump.
The secret is out.
We may not talk about it on eplaya that often, but the porta potties are a great respite from the dust.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:28 am

Artemis wrote:During one of the dust storms, I realized it was a perfect time to hang out in the porta potty and take a dump.
The secret is out.
We may not talk about it on eplaya that often, but the porta potties are a great respite from the dust.

And wonderful sauna's in the heat of the day.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:31 am

You will be briefed only after you make your remittance, go through "de-virginization" .....

Oh jeez - I almost got off on a long tangent about having to go through the two gates where you are searched, then lose your cherry, being babtized into the community with physical tribulation, etc....

Sorry, don't have time for it today. Maybe some time next week.....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:35 am

mojo wrote:You will be briefed only after you make your remittance, go through "de-virginization" .....

Oh jeez - I almost got off on a long tangent about having to go through the two gates where you are searched, then lose your cherry, being babtized into the community with physical tribulation, etc....

Sorry, don't have time for it today. Maybe some time next week.....

At least you didn't tell him about the cavity search.
I can still hear the screams.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:41 am

I will keep my mouth shut. and never give that info out again!

Mozy Bonz

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:43 am

sorry keeper of the secrets said NO!

SonOfUgly · Post by **SonOfUgly** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:56 am

nope

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:44 pm

I just have to ask: What is it that you are interested in that you cannot find on eplaya?

It's not like there's much missing here.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:02 pm

nope, nothing, but, if you can read this, you might try more searching......in case anything does exist......

Purrjian · Post by **Purrjian** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:29 pm

Tricky YGMIR

But to the original poster, the first rule of Burning Man is:

You do not talk about Burning Man!

Second rule

You do not talk about Burning Man.

Next thing you know, he will be asking about Project Bacon.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:22 pm

How dare you name the "pork product that must not be named"......

a pox on you, sir............

where's the cat o ninetails?...........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:24 pm

I found it.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:26 pm

ygmir wrote:

I found it.........

Dam you, put it back now.
You know it's not ripe yet.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:28 pm

the holder got up and ran away..........dang.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:35 pm

ygmir wrote:the holder got up and ran away..........dang.........

Man I am glad it was you that let it loose and not me.
Mom is going to be pissed.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:36 pm

All the best orgies are invite only.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:55 pm

Toolmaker:
some of the best for me were spontaneous events/happenings......once it started, it just "snowballed".......hey, is that a pun?.......

Goathead:
Mom will be pissed at you, if, I blame you first......pointing finger.......

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:05 pm

ygmir wrote: Goathead:
Mom will be pissed at you, if, I blame you first......pointing finger.......

Dam, you where always her favorite.
She did make a fine sweet meat pie though.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:07 pm

I thought she said we weren't supposed to talk about "eating the sweet meat pie" in public......?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:13 pm

ygmir wrote:I thought she said we weren't supposed to talk about "eating the sweet meat pie" in public......?

What sweet meat pie are you talking about?

I'm not talking about them.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:02 pm

do I have to draw you a picture?...............or smilie?.........hahahaha

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:33 pm

Shut up you guys, or we'll have to kill him.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:03 pm

twiddling thumbs, kicking dust with toe.............

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:05 pm

Burring man sucks! DON'T GO!

Never ever answer yes when someone asks if you want to be part of their art...

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