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How do we deal with the Influx of Hippies?

1. shoot them, like the old days.
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1. shoot them, like the old days.
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2. steal the road signs, and herd them towards idaho.
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2. steal the road signs, and herd them towards idaho.
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3. make them shower, twice, before they even ENTER the city.
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3. make them shower, twice, before they even ENTER the city.
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4. Harsh their mellow with Conway Twitty, 24/7.
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4. Harsh their mellow with Conway Twitty, 24/7.
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5. declare that Burning Man is a Govt. Run Social Experiment and they are being watched...oh wait....nevermind...
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5. declare that Burning Man is a Govt. Run Social Experiment and they are being watched...oh wait....nevermind...
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Post by BAS » Thu May 21, 2009 11:29 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Well, I'm sure you've heard the studies linking body hair loss and brain cells dieing.
Oh, that's just an old wives tale! I've been killing my brain cells for years with alcohol, and I am hairier than ever!
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue May 26, 2009 1:12 pm

Well, I'm sure you've heard the studies linking body hair loss and brain cells dieing.

Oh shit...


maybe thats why i'm 45 and look like a asian cabana boy, while my brother, 7 years my younger looks like robin williams with a full body perm.

i swear, you can see the bumpy curly outlines under his shirt, and his wife has to shave a strip on the back of his neck so he isnt mistaken for a yeti.

so, to all you waxers and oilers out there, save yourself the time and money and just smoke yourself sleek.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue May 26, 2009 1:15 pm

PLUS, manboobs are far more appealing when they are smooth.
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Post by Karlene » Tue May 26, 2009 2:40 pm

Now shirtcockers, there's a look that need's to be stamped out. I don't know how you can get so excited about a few hippies, (who aren't even really hippies, as I've previously explained) when these horrible looking old guys with grey pubic hairs lurch around from camp to camp, bumming drinks, terrorizing young girls, and ruining everybody's meals when they show up at dinner time. Please go COMPLETELY nude if you want to, but the shirtcocking look has been OUT for at LEAST the last 5 or 6 years. Probably oneeyeddick is a shirt cocker, I'd bet on it.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue May 26, 2009 2:59 pm

this is like internet foreplay for you two.

she wants you, uno ocho ricardo, i can tell.

that thin fine line between wanting to kill someone and wanting to fuck them silly.

or maybe it's your infamous third ball.
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Post by Karlene » Tue May 26, 2009 3:13 pm

You assume I'm a "she"

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Post by Toolmaker » Tue May 26, 2009 6:17 pm

Karlene wrote:You assume I'm a "she"
Are you a pre-op transexual?

Possibly a transvestite?

We just gotta know if momma named a boy karlene.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue May 26, 2009 9:03 pm

OH MY GOD !!!

I thought that fuckin' wanna-be hippie gave up ?

Does today's Geritol have meth in it or something ?

(that would explain the ability to use 6 sheets at once at the bingo halls)



I heard Dave was over in that other thread earlier.....

anyone seen him ?
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Post by ibdave » Tue May 26, 2009 9:14 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:OH MY GOD !!!

I thought that fuckin' wanna-be hippie gave up ?

Does today's Geritol have meth in it or something ?

(that would explain the ability to use 6 sheets at once at the bingo halls)



I heard Dave was over in that other thread earlier.....

anyone seen him ?
Ok 1eyedick. WTF??? :wink: :wink: :wink:

If your going to keep draging me in, then have my ice cold Pepsi waiting for me.... I mean it's getting hot now... :shock: :idea: 8)
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed May 27, 2009 5:40 am

You assume I'm a "she"

so, we shall use the term "it" from now on.
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Post by Karlene » Wed May 27, 2009 8:21 am

Hey, Oneyedickhead, do you make obscene phone calls late at night?

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Post by SilverOrange » Wed May 27, 2009 8:55 am

Ahh...foreplay.

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Post by Karlene » Wed May 27, 2009 9:02 am

Nah....I'm never home late at night. But a shirtcocker told me once at the burn that the only thing he missed about the "real world" was that he didn't have a phone to do his late night obscene calling. He was camped across from us and drank his beer from a tube that went straight into his stomach. Had a funnel on the end of the tube and just poured the beer in it. Maybe that was the start of my dread of shirtcockers.

Oneeyedickhead probably catches the bus into Gerlach every couple of days to do his obscene calling. :wink:

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Post by **burn** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:33 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
You assume I'm a "she"

so, we shall use the term "it" from now on.
It's Pat!

And oneeyedick can't be a shirt cocker.
His shirt would catch on fire.
Didn't you hear? He has a huge dick.
And NEW for this year, you can ride it, if you like.

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Post by Karlene » Wed May 27, 2009 9:36 am

That's a horrible thought......

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Post by **burn** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:40 am

I know ya wanna.
You know ya wanna.

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Post by Karlene » Wed May 27, 2009 9:45 am

No, believe me, i don't wanna......

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Post by Bounce530 » Wed May 27, 2009 9:58 am

Karlene wrote:No, believe me, i don't wanna......
Look him in the eye and say that.
What other people think about you is none of your business.

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Post by Karlene » Wed May 27, 2009 10:05 am

Like I said, a horrible thought....

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Post by **burn** » Wed May 27, 2009 10:13 am

Dims the lights.
Puts on some music.
Starts a fire.

hmmm, do you think Pat would like whip cream?

or plastic sheets and olive oil?

I know we have a few paddles handy.

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Post by Karlene » Wed May 27, 2009 10:16 am

Maybe YOU should meet him. Look for him in a phone booth down on the corner, late at night, making obscene phonecalls and jacking off. That'll be him.

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Post by SilverOrange » Wed May 27, 2009 10:46 am

Karlene wrote:Maybe YOU should meet him. Look for him in a phone booth down on the corner, late at night, making obscene phonecalls and jacking off. That'll be him.
Ummm, actually...that's me

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Post by Karlene » Wed May 27, 2009 10:53 am

Ha ha ha. You're not the guy with the tube poking into his stomach are you????

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed May 27, 2009 11:34 am

was he wearing a stetson?

if so, it was larry.
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Post by **burn** » Wed May 27, 2009 11:36 am

Karlene wrote:Maybe YOU should meet him. Look for him in a phone booth down on the corner, late at night, making obscene phonecalls and jacking off. That'll be him.
I have met him. Didn't I mention he has a big dick?
And I really do have a picture of him at a phone booth.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed May 27, 2009 11:51 am

oh Krap !!

Someone has been taking pictures of me using the payphone at the Empire store to make obscene phone calls !!!

Thats even more perveted than me making calls in the first place !!


Hold on a second.......I don't see the phone in my right hand...........


* trying to remember that day *
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Post by Toolmaker » Wed May 27, 2009 12:46 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:oh Krap !!

Someone has been taking pictures of me using the payphone at the Empire store to make obscene phone calls !!!

Thats even more perveted than me making calls in the first place !!


Hold on a second.......I don't see the phone in my right hand...........


* trying to remember that day *
Have you ever had "issues" wearing BLS from members of any of the outlaw clubs? I remeber reading something on a biker forum awhile back about some nastiness directed toward black label folk.

I've always been an independant rider myself but my father was in a club so I've been around a few long enough to know that alot of them aren't for me. I have a HOG patch that I never put on anything (lifetime member) and really don't have the time for any of the non-outlaw clubs that are out there.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed May 27, 2009 1:23 pm

Naw, never had problems, It's just a band, man.(good one too)
I think the reason behind the anger was there was an outlaw club whose pic/name? was the same ?
Weren't they German anyhow ???

I tried to find the actual protest on youtube but I can't find it...it used to be there.I think Dave was there.

I grew up around some 1%'ers myself, and I do know better than to get into an argument over the colors, if I am in someone else's neighborhood.
I would give it up, because losing a shirt is better than losing some skin along with it.
The only brothers around here that have seen it are in Winnemucca, and they know it is just a band, and they like them too.
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Post by Toolmaker » Wed May 27, 2009 8:42 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Naw, never had problems, It's just a band, man.(good one too)
I think the reason behind the anger was there was an outlaw club whose pic/name? was the same ?
Weren't they German anyhow ???

I tried to find the actual protest on youtube but I can't find it...it used to be there.I think Dave was there.
I know the band.. I can't recall the other clubs location or name. I had thought it was a club by another name pissy about the colors in general. Than again they were pissy about the bicycle kids too at one point. I'm kinda glad I never got into the outlaw stuff.. the few ppl I knew wound up in jail or dead before 30.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed May 27, 2009 8:57 pm

Yeah, living life in jail would suck.....

bad food
horrible haircuts
crappy clothes
losers for friends
ugly shoes
washing up in toilet water
sleeping crammed together in one room

HOLD ON A SECOND, THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE LIFE OF A HIPPY !!!
















I wonder if Daves in jail ?

I haven't seen him for a while.

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