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How do we deal with the Influx of Hippies?

1. shoot them, like the old days.
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1. shoot them, like the old days.
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2. steal the road signs, and herd them towards idaho.
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2. steal the road signs, and herd them towards idaho.
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3. make them shower, twice, before they even ENTER the city.
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3. make them shower, twice, before they even ENTER the city.
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4. Harsh their mellow with Conway Twitty, 24/7.
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4. Harsh their mellow with Conway Twitty, 24/7.
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5. declare that Burning Man is a Govt. Run Social Experiment and they are being watched...oh wait....nevermind...
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5. declare that Burning Man is a Govt. Run Social Experiment and they are being watched...oh wait....nevermind...
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Post by **burn** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:26 pm

At least put out some bait.
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Post by ibdave » Wed May 27, 2009 10:37 pm

**burn** wrote:At least put out some bait.
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Risky, you play dirty......

*grabs Pepsi and crawls back into bed to beat the flu* :cry: :( :roll:
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Post by ygmir » Thu May 28, 2009 7:07 am

ibdave wrote:
**burn** wrote:At least put out some bait.
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Risky, you play dirty......

*grabs Pepsi and crawls back into bed to beat the flu* :cry: :( :roll:
you and your code words.........

yeah......

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu May 28, 2009 7:35 am

will this be the altamont year?

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if i remember correctly, that pretty much killed the scene last time it reared it's furry, unkempt head.
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Post by skibear » Thu May 28, 2009 8:28 pm

**burn** wrote:At least put out some bait.
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Hey, that's my favorite nonalcoholic drink!

Does this make me a hippy :shock:
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Post by BAS » Thu May 28, 2009 10:52 pm

I thought that hippies avoided the diet stuff since it wasn't organic or some such thing? :?
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Post by somekind » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:19 am

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Post by pandasex » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:03 pm

maybe im missing something

why the hate on hippies. Im 25 and i respect the people who started saying "why should live the way YOU want me to?" As far as i am concerned even though hippies are not perfect. They started independent thinking in society. Whats more patriotic than that?


Benjamin Franklin (was a hippie) :D :D :D
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:08 pm

why the hate on hippies

Why do dogs lick their balls?
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Post by Gizmostarr » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:07 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
why the hate on hippies

Why do dogs lick their balls?
Are the hippies the dog that is licking or the balls that are getting licked?!
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Post by ygmir » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:53 pm

Gizmostarr wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:
why the hate on hippies

Why do dogs lick their balls?
Are the hippies the dog that is licking or the balls that are getting licked?!
if you pet him real nice, he might show you........
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:00 pm

Why do dogs lick their balls?



because they can.
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Post by pandasex » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:39 pm

i asked my pug why he likes his balls and he said

"because they taste like chicken" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty » Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:20 pm

[quote="Simon of the Playa"][size=24]Why do dogs lick their balls?[/size]



[size=7]because they can.[/size][/quote]

Because they can..... Simon's just jealous cause he cant reach his..
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:55 pm

pandasex wrote:They started independent thinking in society.
No sense of history here. And then you back-define Franklyn as a hippie.
Typical non-thought.

And in my experience, most hippies can't think of what they need an hour from now, much less do any serious planning.

I said most, so don't act like I said all.
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Post by Boijoy » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:52 pm

My guess as to why some people are so judgmental about BM is the same as for why people are so judgmental about anything that they don't really know anything about: they have to make themselves feel superior, possibly to make up for the very ignorance it is based on. If you can get away without caring about what they think, not caring what they think is probably the best course of action. Good luck.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:32 pm

it's not that we think we're superior to the Hippies.


far from it.



it's because we KNOW we are.
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Post by wedeliver » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:17 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:it's not that we think we're superior to the Hippies.


far from it.



it's because we KNOW we are.
We have always encouraged you kids to think for yourselves. Glad to see it worked.

What is a hippie?? Is it an ethinic group, a religion, a frame of mind?? what exactly defines a hippie...

1. Long hair. (what the fuck so all hippies are jesus)
2. Doesnt wanna work 9 to 5 for the man.. (who the fuck does??)
3. Smokes dope. (ok.. thats a hippie for sure)
4. Loves his fellow man. (ouch that can get one hurt)
5. Thinks Lennons, "give peace a chance" is the best song ever.

jobs, wozniak, jack herer... humm
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:15 pm

and my favorite, chuck manson.
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:26 pm

yup:
Helter Skelter beats Give peace a chance in my book.......
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Post by wedeliver » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:33 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:and my favorite, chuck manson.
funny you should say that. as I recall, and I was at Spahn Ranch the night Charlies music was released, there was three groups that lived at the Ranch. The old stunt people, the manson family and the hippies... so even back in the day, hippies and the manson group were not the same.

I do not bullshit on this subject, that is the true history.

spanh ranch is in the chatsworth hills, I lived in the valley and hung at chatsworth lake, box canyon, topanga.. etc..

Oh, I just remembered and wanted to come back and edit the post, the manson family people all wore knives on their belts, even the chicks. so that is part of what made them NOT hippie..
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:36 pm

wedeliver wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:and my favorite, chuck manson.
funny you should say that. as I recall, and I was at Spahn Ranch the night Charlies music was released, there was three groups that lived at the Ranch. The old stunt people, the manson family and the hippies... so even back in the day, hippies and the manson group were not the same.

I do not bullshit on this subject, that is the true history.

spanh ranch is in the chatsworth hills, I lived in the valley and hung at chatsworth lake, box canyon, topanga.. etc..
the question your statement begs, for me, is:

did you ever hand out on "the" grassy knoll...........
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Post by wedeliver » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:07 am

ygmir wrote:
wedeliver wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:and my favorite, chuck manson.
funny you should say that. as I recall, and I was at Spahn Ranch the night Charlies music was released, there was three groups that lived at the Ranch. The old stunt people, the manson family and the hippies... so even back in the day, hippies and the manson group were not the same.

I do not bullshit on this subject, that is the true history.

spanh ranch is in the chatsworth hills, I lived in the valley and hung at chatsworth lake, box canyon, topanga.. etc..
the question your statement begs, for me, is:

did you ever hand out on "the" grassy knoll...........

waaa? grassy knoll? Kennedy? waaaa/ (are you really naomi?)
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:11 am

wedeliver wrote:
ygmir wrote:
wedeliver wrote: funny you should say that. as I recall, and I was at Spahn Ranch the night Charlies music was released, there was three groups that lived at the Ranch. The old stunt people, the manson family and the hippies... so even back in the day, hippies and the manson group were not the same.

I do not bullshit on this subject, that is the true history.

spanh ranch is in the chatsworth hills, I lived in the valley and hung at chatsworth lake, box canyon, topanga.. etc..
the question your statement begs, for me, is:

did you ever hand out on "the" grassy knoll...........

waaa? grassy knoll? Kennedy? waaaa/ (are you really naomi?)
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:15 am

oh he's dead anyways so what does it matter?


it was E.Howard.Hunt, with a wrench, in the closet.
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:23 am

dead is relative.......

him, Walt Disney, and Einsteins brain are all in cryogenic storage, waiting to come back and save the earth...........

*edit for redundant verbiage*
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:25 am

Walt Disney, and Einsteins brain are all in cryogenic storage, waiting to come back and save the earth...........

oh, THAT'll be fun...

thats right up there with grafting Dick Cheney to Michael Jackson...


you may all collectively shudder......*now*
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:28 am

ok check this out, this is my cousin Patrick, who looks exactly like me except for the obvious, he's hairy and doesn't really work because he's an "Artist".

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we used to go out as Jekyl and Hyde on halloween, and for some reason, he used to get all the catholic girls who want to fuck jesus, and i'd get all the Waspy girls who want to Blow Satan.


WTF?


is it that thin a line, with just a slight push in either direction, could i be a hippy and visa versa, would my cousin finally cut his mop after god knows how many years and put on a suit?


it's more than just a little disturbing, to think i could be that close to not bathing regularly and keeping my hair from the shower for the past 20 years in a giant ball in a box under my bed.

and the thought of my gentle cousin playing with explosives and shooting old pick up trucks with a 50 caliber elephant gun while listening to happy hardore is just too much for my mind to grasp.
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Post by Jiva » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:45 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:And then you back-define Franklyn as a hippie.
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[color=#ECE3BA][size=75]Stay home; the man will burn without you.[/size][/color]

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Post by ygmir » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:25 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Walt Disney, and Einsteins brain are all in cryogenic storage, waiting to come back and save the earth...........

oh, THAT'll be fun...

thats right up there with grafting Dick Cheney to Michael Jackson...


you may all collectively shudder......*now*
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