Hippies on the Increase call for some Creative Thinking.

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How do we deal with the Influx of Hippies?

1. shoot them, like the old days.
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1. shoot them, like the old days.
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2. steal the road signs, and herd them towards idaho.
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2. steal the road signs, and herd them towards idaho.
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3. make them shower, twice, before they even ENTER the city.
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3. make them shower, twice, before they even ENTER the city.
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4. Harsh their mellow with Conway Twitty, 24/7.
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4. Harsh their mellow with Conway Twitty, 24/7.
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5. declare that Burning Man is a Govt. Run Social Experiment and they are being watched...oh wait....nevermind...
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5. declare that Burning Man is a Govt. Run Social Experiment and they are being watched...oh wait....nevermind...
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Post by Foxfur » Sat May 21, 2011 12:50 pm

ygmir,
Do you have a recent picture of a hippy with a gun?
I need one for an upcoming hate-in...

I KNOW you have one in you archives.

Please, no hairy floppy hippy peepee's.

Sometimes a gun is just a gun.


I have an older pic from the 1660's. Hippies and their ren fair attire, harrumph!
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Post by ygmir » Sat May 21, 2011 1:06 pm

Foxfur wrote:ygmir,
Do you have a recent picture of a hippy with a gun?
I need one for an upcoming hate-in...

I KNOW you have one in you archives.

Please, no hairy floppy hippy peepee's.

Sometimes a gun is just a gun.


I have an older pic from the 1660's. Hippies and their ren fair attire, harrumph!
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ok, ya kinda got me here............huh?.......
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Post by Foxfur » Sat May 21, 2011 1:42 pm

I think the girl below is a hippy. Let's see...

Nappy hair, Check.
Hairy armpits, Check.
Breath smells like ass, Check.
Never showers, Check.
Depends on others to provide for her, Check.



BUT, she does have a gun.
"Does your pussy hurt?"
"Yeah my pussy hurts. Hurts hippies."

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Post by lothos 1162 » Sat May 21, 2011 2:50 pm

I think it's tine to reform and bring the the Chupacabra Policia, that should thin out their herd. Lothos #1162 Chupacabra Policia Sex Crimes Officer.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat May 21, 2011 5:24 pm

Are you actually going back to the playa?
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Post by Foxfur » Sat May 21, 2011 5:56 pm

One more point that makes my cat a hippy.

Nipples drag on ground when walking, Check!


First time I saw the word Chupacabra I wondered "Hey, what's a chupaca and why does it need a bra?"

'Goat sucker' sounds rather bestial...
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Post by Foxfur » Sat May 21, 2011 6:19 pm

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Post by Foxfur » Sat May 21, 2011 9:16 pm

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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:00 am

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:58 pm

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Post by Kiro » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:48 pm

Shambala wrote:Why not invite Barry Manalow
Have you seen what he's done to his face?

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Post by FIGJAM » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:00 pm

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Post by ygmir » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:27 pm

Kiro wrote:
Shambala wrote:Why not invite Barry Manalow
Have you seen what he's done to his face?

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Post by Foxfur » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:32 am

Foxfur wrote:Image

Did anybody notice the art on the wall???

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Post by AntiM » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:05 am

I did.

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Post by Foxfur » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:51 am

AntiM wrote:I did.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:59 am

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Post by Foxfur » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:20 pm

I saw him panhandling at Safeway.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:30 pm

adam link wrote:Image
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Post by Kiro » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:48 pm

ygmir wrote:Image
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Re: Hippies on the Increase call for some Creative Thinking.

Post by Savannah » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:16 pm

Barry Manilow called and said he always pulls his (negligible) weight, and would you please lay off? :lol:

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Re: Hippies on the Increase call for some Creative Thinking.

Post by ygmir » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:02 pm

Savannah wrote:Barry Manilow called and said he always pulls his (negligible) weight, and would you please lay off? :lol:

well, sure, after all, he did write the songs............
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