did you get "lucky" at BM 08???

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did you get "lucky" at BM 08???

Post by pandasex » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:11 pm

i did i was just wondering if anyone else did


if u feel the need to add details......do tell :lol:
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Post by AntiM » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:05 pm

Statistically, I get luckier in Reno on Monday night after a good hot shower.
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Post by Toolmaker » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:06 pm

Strictly mutual masturbation.. I find the playa is too hot and dusty to get into anything more serious.

Like AntiM said.. after BM and after a shower

OR right when you get in and BEFORE you get too dusty

If only we could do live sex performances at the gate
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Post by chiefdanfox » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:11 pm

I got to dance all afternoon on the last day of the Deep End with a thousand beautiful, dusty people. Does that count? It feels like it does. I got to go to the Festival. That seems pretty lucky. So yeah, I got lucky.
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Post by lordgrizz » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:10 am

I have never gotten lucky at BM. I suspect there are several reasons for this, not the least of witch is I would not know a come on if it was sitting on my face. It sucks to be clueless...
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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:40 am

Usually if someone in a furrie costume is sniffing your ass...that is a come on, LordGrizz.

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Post by ygmir » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:43 am

careful OED, you forgot the disclaimer:

"Caution: costume fur and ass hair work like Velcro"........
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:33 am

ygmir wrote:careful OED, you forgot the disclaimer:

"Caution: costume fur and ass hair work like Velcro"........
Words of experience? :D
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Post by SonOfUgly » Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:57 pm

sure did
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Post by misfit » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:02 pm

came home disease free,,, i got lucky... :shock:
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Post by SonOfUgly » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:55 pm

misfit wrote:came home disease free,,, i got lucky... :shock:

same here man, same here
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Post by yellowdog » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:42 pm

OK, fergodssake, MAKE SOMETHING UP, ALREADY
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Post by klondike_bar » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:41 pm

yellowdog wrote:OK, fergodssake, MAKE SOMETHING UP, ALREADY
i got laid over 5 times a day by a full harem of virgins. (obviously a new harem was required each time)
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Post by ygmir » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:07 pm

nuthin like an inflatable virgin................

or, does a new latex glove count?
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Post by SonOfUgly » Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:20 pm

truck with a canopy and queen size mattress is much more comfortable and less dusty and gets em flowing in flocks loads at a time...had to get one of the take a number counters outside and security by the end of the week when word got out 8)
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Post by capjbadger » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:25 am

Yep. :)
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Post by chiefdanfox » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:46 am

ygmir wrote:nuthin like an inflatable virgin................
A virgin? What's the problem? Is your doll ugly?
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Post by ygmir » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:16 pm

chiefdanfox wrote:
ygmir wrote:nuthin like an inflatable virgin................
A virgin? What's the problem? Is your doll ugly?
nope,
rebuildable with celophane..........
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:11 pm

AntiM wrote:Statistically, I get luckier in Reno on Monday night after a good hot shower.
I have stood next to you at BM.

and yes...

























































































































Showers are a good thing!
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:25 pm

Everyone who says "it's too hot and dusty to have sex at BM" is totally making the case to bring a camper, A/C, and lots of water!
Sometimes I bring a girlfriend, and of course there's automatic "luck" there... and the other times when I go unattached, well... BM is a very good place to be really friendly!

Tents suck.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:13 pm

I was born lucky.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:53 pm

I didn't get lucky but a lot of people did point thier fingers and laugh at the size of my penis.
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:06 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Everyone who says "it's too hot and dusty to have sex at BM" is totally making the case to bring a camper, A/C, and lots of water!
Sometimes I bring a girlfriend, and of course there's automatic "luck" there... and the other times when I go unattached, well... BM is a very good place to be really friendly!

Tents suck.
Or a nice way to say, "you don't turn me on!"

But nothing like that uncommitted "Very Friendly Fuck!" to build that BM community cohesive feeling!

Tents don't suck, people do!

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Post by ism » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:50 am

I didn't even masturbate, I was afeared of playa-cawk.
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Post by searock420 » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:17 pm

I got extremely lucky.
Met a bunch of new friends,
Helped at the ice house,
Saw a bunch of shit,
Made it home in one piece!
How "Lucky" can one get
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Post by mdmf007 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:46 pm

Yup, 4 times.
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Post by Homiesinheaven » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:20 pm

what i experienced is that cute girls are constantly getting hit on by tons of creeps so their guard is way more up than i expected, especially if they have minimal clothing on. makes sense i guess.
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Post by mdmf007 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:25 pm

Homiesinheaven wrote:what i experienced is that cute girls are constantly getting hit on by tons of creeps so their guard is way more up than i expected, especially if they have minimal clothing on. makes sense i guess.
hit on the haggs then. muhahahaha
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Post by geospyder » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:33 pm

I'm a virgin for 2009 so I cannot speak to previous years. I'm going stag. My wife is staying home. I've already warned her that after seven days I'll be extremely randy when I get home so be prepared :twisted:
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Post by ygmir » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:02 am

well, yes.......and, double lucky, since, I found "fuck camp", and, the "equipment, toys and folks" ensconced within their dome...........
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