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Naked poeple on he increase calls for creative thinking...

Post by pandasex » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:53 pm

yeah i ripped you off LOL


i just find it hard (no pun intended im a girl)

to talk to naked women

im just thinking "gigitty"
I have post playa depression :(

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Post by Sham » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:01 pm

Remember, naked people will NEVER be confused for undercover police. Not to repeat myself, but last year I had some naked folks on the top of my art car and I was told after that several people thought my art car was an undercover police vehicle. Not until nudity appeared on it, were people sure that I was not a LEO.

I think that if more people were naked during the week, it would put a huge crimp in the undercover police activity. I urge everyone to stay naked during the week!

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:13 pm

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Post by SonOfUgly » Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:32 pm

Shambala wrote:
I think that if more people were naked during the week, it would put a huge crimp in the undercover police activity. I urge everyone to stay naked during the week!
yes we can :twisted:

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Post by ourania » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:30 pm

How about just crotchless and nippleless clothing?

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Nudity Inspires Trust

Post by cincarus » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:12 pm

So I like the thought you have here. Nudity inspires trust and honesty. Or always trust a naked person since they have nothing to hide! :D

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Post by Sham » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:24 pm

ourania wrote:How about just crotchless and nippleless clothing?
That's fine for the guys, but I think the women should be naked! :shock:

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Post by ourania » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:05 pm

"If someone offers you a ride on their really cool art car and then asks if you might have any "gifts" to share and hints that drugs would be a nice gift, that person is a police officer...blah, blah, blah...

Remember, the cops out there have been going to Burning Man longer than you, they have better costumes, and they have cooler art cars than. Remember that the cops out there can be NAKED when they bust you! (it's happened!)"

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 9&start=90

On a more serious note, as per the quote above from another thread, perhaps bare bits aren't necessarily a guarantee that it's not a cop? This is my first Burn, so any bona fide veteran feedback would be good on this one.

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:50 pm

ourania wrote:"If someone offers you a ride on their really cool art car and then asks if you might have any "gifts" to share and hints that drugs would be a nice gift, that person is a police officer...blah, blah, blah...

Remember, the cops out there have been going to Burning Man longer than you, they have better costumes, and they have cooler art cars than. Remember that the cops out there can be NAKED when they bust you! (it's happened!)"

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 9&start=90

On a more serious note, as per the quote above from another thread, perhaps bare bits aren't necessarily a guarantee that it's not a cop? This is my first Burn, so any bona fide veteran feedback would be good on this one.
It's good to see you're paying attention. most don't.

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Post by Sham » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:07 pm

I suppose anything is possible, but----
* cops don't ever go naked on the playa--EVER
* they very rarely use art cars and they are rather bland when they do.
*if they are costumed, it's something left over from halloween
*if you feel that drugs enhance your time on the playa, try to be smart about it
*if a hippie in halloween costume is looking for drugs, tell him that you don't do drugs and to get lost---it's a cop
*don't take drugs in a public area that can been seen from the street
*don't exchance drugs with anyone if you can be seen doing it from a public place
*if you have legal prescription drugs, keep them in the bottle from the pharmacy
*if you have over the counter pills, keep them in the bottle that they came in, so there is no confusion or hassling
*if you must indulge, be smart about it and don't spoil your week

And to stay on the topic of this thread, do/don't do all of the above while stark naked. You'll feel much better about yourself if you do!

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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:11 am

Shambala wrote:I suppose anything is possible, but----
* cops don't ever go naked on the playa--EVER
* they very rarely use art cars and they are rather bland when they do.
*if they are costumed, it's something left over from halloween

Believe what you want.
It's no skin off my ass.
I've been approached by under cover at least 15 times.
When you front a camp some times you become a LEO target.
Jokes on them I like to stay sober on the playa...so I can fuck with the hippies.

The rest is good advise.

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Post by Sham » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:39 am

MozyBonz wrote:
Shambala wrote:I suppose anything is possible, but----
* cops don't ever go naked on the playa--EVER
* they very rarely use art cars and they are rather bland when they do.
*if they are costumed, it's something left over from halloween

Believe what you want.
It's no skin off my ass.
I've been approached by under cover at least 15 times.
When you front a camp some times you become a LEO target.
Jokes on them I like to stay sober on the playa...so I can fuck with the hippies.

The rest is good advise.
I agree Mozy that it's better to be safe. If you are doing anything questionable, be on the alert for virtually anything that may land you in handcuffs and jail. Assume that everyone is suspect and keep your guard up all week. Your advice was probably smarter than mine!!

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Post by mojo » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:27 am

Our camp has been approached by naked and semi-naked undercover cops on numerous occasions over the years. One of the more ingenious first lines came from a waist-up naked young lady asking for rolling papers. (This is an often used opening for more serious requests/offers - once you have produced papers for someone, you are less likely to deny holding more interesting items) When refused, she went on down the street, stopping at other camps, followed at a discreet distance by uniformed back-up.

The real rule is don't buy or sell or "barter" ANYTHING illegal while on the playa. Anybody who asks for pot in exchange for any favor or help is a cop, or an asshole. This includes rides on art cars.

We were swarmed by cops out on the playa at night when my hubby held up the side of his jacket to shelter from the wind while he tried to light his cigar. They obviously had good night vision equipment and nothing better to do than target what they considered "suspect" behavior. The open playa is not a safe place to partake.

All of the LEO's I have known on the playa have been nice people, some really fun and welcome in my camp. I will never forget the Sheriff's Deputy from Fernley who let us put boob prints all over his dark blue cruiser, then took photos of it for his colleagues - a very, very nice guy.

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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:50 pm

mojo wrote:Our camp has been approached by naked and semi-naked undercover cops on numerous occasions over the years. One of the more ingenious first lines came from a waist-up naked young lady asking for rolling papers. (This is an often used opening for more serious requests/offers - once you have produced papers for someone, you are less likely to deny holding more interesting items) When refused, she went on down the street, stopping at other camps, followed at a discreet distance by uniformed back-up.

The real rule is don't buy or sell or "barter" ANYTHING illegal while on the playa. Anybody who asks for pot in exchange for any favor or help is a cop, or an asshole. This includes rides on art cars.

We were swarmed by cops out on the playa at night when my hubby held up the side of his jacket to shelter from the wind while he tried to light his cigar. They obviously had good night vision equipment and nothing better to do than target what they considered "suspect" behavior. The open playa is not a safe place to partake.

All of the LEO's I have known on the playa have been nice people, some really fun and welcome in my camp. I will never forget the Sheriff's Deputy from Fernley who let us put boob prints all over his dark blue cruiser, then took photos of it for his colleagues - a very, very nice guy.

heh heh Ya that about mirrors my experience.

I had fun With the cigar thing this last year.

It got to be a game to see how fast they would come out of the wood work.... and then just as got to the point they could smell the cigar and it didn't smell like pot ......he he he ....with out a word they would quickly go away.
A golf cart followed me all over the place last year. I felt like asking for a ride.

try this one for fun.

Stand out in the dark on the playa like a darkwad and strike a lighter a few times ever few seconds and see how long it takes to see BLM come out of the dark after you.


The BLM are not stupid they are looking for stupid people.

Aw the memory's....


Edit: what the fuck is a get got...shakes head.

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Post by Fire_Moose » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:20 pm

ya fuck with the LEOs so they hate us even more /roll eyes
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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:28 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:ya fuck with the LEOs so they hate us even more /roll eyes

heh heh heh LEO's don't hate you.

All of the LEO's I have known on the playa have been nice people, some really fun and welcome in my camp.

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Post by Boijoy » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:29 pm

so, you can be arrested for giving away drugs??

(( disclaimer: I am NOT giving away drugs.. so get away!! ))
I prefer to keep them all for myself.. :)
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Post by mojo » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:24 pm

Even more fun - (who, ME???) When an obvious narc asks for something illicit, I threaten to hold them with a citizen's arrest and make a BIG deal about what our youth is coming to, etc...

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Post by mojo » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:40 pm

Boijoy wrote:so, you can be arrested for giving away drugs??

(( disclaimer: I am NOT giving away drugs.. so get away!! ))
I prefer to keep them all for myself.. :)
Happens all the time.....

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:06 pm

mojo wrote:
Boijoy wrote:so, you can be arrested for giving away drugs??

(( disclaimer: I am NOT giving away drugs.. so get away!! ))
I prefer to keep them all for myself.. :)
Happens all the time.....

Yea, and you'll be lucky if ya don't get busted for dealing.........







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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:43 am

spencer tunick strikes again.

met him in 97 at the old wal-mart on macarran blvd.

still have his card.


i saved it cause it has nekkid people on it.


my 2nd ex-wife participated in the buffalo ny shoot.

evidently it was pretty nipply out that day.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:45 am

Thisisthatwhichis, I knew there had to be a bottleneck out there. Will somebody clear that out so the flow of naked people can flow where they are needed?

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Post by wedeliver » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:54 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Thisisthatwhichis, I knew there had to be a bottleneck out there. Will somebody clear that out so the flow of naked people can flow where they are needed?
And what "tool" would you suggest for clearing that clog? Pitch fork? or a Giant sucking machine?
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Post by ygmir » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:25 pm

*googling ticket sales for "giant sucking machine"*
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Post by Sail Man » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:07 pm

ygmir wrote:*googling ticket sales for "giant sucking machine"*
Check and see if it comes (heh heh heh) with the optional blowing attachment :lol:
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Post by ygmir » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:48 pm

Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:*googling ticket sales for "giant sucking machine"*
Check and see if it comes (heh heh heh) with the optional blowing attachment :lol:
I thought "blow" was just an expression, not description.......

or,

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"giggity"

Post by Anthony Bondi » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:02 pm

The thing about "giggity" is that it's what we are. Try considering that "no giggity" can only be the result of someone wearing a popular B/D harness playing on an erotic fetish for an unmoving body.

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Re: "giggity"

Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:13 pm

Anthony Bondi wrote:The thing about "giggity" is that it's what we are. Try considering that "no giggity" can only be the result of someone wearing a popular B/D harness playing on an erotic fetish for an unmoving body.
I googled your giggity. I giggled.

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Post by Sail Man » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:46 pm

ygmir wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:*googling ticket sales for "giant sucking machine"*
Check and see if it comes (heh heh heh) with the optional blowing attachment :lol:
I thought "blow" was just an expression, not description.......

or,

youknowsomethingIdon'tknow.........
I see nothing! I know nothing!! I hear nothing!! :wink:
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Post by wedeliver » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:56 pm

Here sail man, you can use my monkeys

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