Beware of Narcs Serving Coffee in Center Camp

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Beware of Narcs Serving Coffee in Center Camp

Post by flatlander13 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:27 pm

This is real!!!!! The people (Narcs) serving coffee in Center Camp are putting little tracking devices in YOUR coffee……this way they can track you………..and they know everything you are doing……really…….

I heard this from one of the Narcs being a Greeter……shush……..don’t tell anyone……..

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Post by Playa Tom » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:35 pm

They can only hide the little chips in lattes and mochas, if you get a lemonade or plain coffee you will be safe.

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Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:39 pm

I'm far more concerned with the Ass Police in the blue rooms.

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Post by fciron » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:04 pm

AntiM wrote:I'm far more concerned with the Ass Police in the blue rooms.
The tracking chips are relatively ineffective, but the insertion process is NOT subtle.

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Post by skygnome777 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:43 pm

Do they at least warn you of potential prostate problems while they are at it?
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:50 pm

knowing the quality of the coffee, they won't last longer in your body then the trip to the porta potties!

they don't call it the Coffee Runs for nothing!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:53 pm

skygnome777 wrote:Do they at least warn you of potential prostate problems while they are at it?
Not reliably, no.
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Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:14 pm

skygnome777 wrote:Do they at least warn you of potential prostate problems while they are at it?
If I had potential prostate problems, I'd be really, really worried.

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Post by ygmir » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:36 am

why is it all the blue room photos look like Winston Churchill?

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:41 am

Where can I get a tinfoil hat on the playa?
How's the reception from out there?
It's not far from Area 51, is it?

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Post by ygmir » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:43 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Where can I get a tinfoil hat on the playa?
How's the reception from out there?
It's not far from Area 51, is it?
galactically, we're not far from Venus...........
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:32 pm

Shhhhhh you guys be quiet! They-re already tracking us and they know if we're being naughty or nice.
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Post by hurricane #1 » Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:09 am

I wish I would have read this before I tried the 'coffee'

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Re: Beware of Narcs Serving Coffee in Center Camp

Post by skibear » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:06 am

flatlander13 wrote:This is real!!!!! The people (Narcs) serving coffee in Center Camp are putting little tracking devices in YOUR coffee……really…….
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DUDE, What are you smoking!!

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Post by geospyder » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:40 am

I bought my ticket and was a participant. I was not working the event, but more than once I saw "stupid is as stupid does" type behavior. At one point I did ID myself to one young lady. I think the look on her face when she saw my sheriff's ID and then the look of relief when I told her that it just wasn't cool to be smoking and passing around her pot pipe in center camp, to put it away and keep it out of public was a gift I won't forget. I hope she remembers too.
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Post by Kenny Z » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:18 am

I had some of that coffee to wash down a couple Fiber One bars. Luckily the fiber acted quickly and next thing I knew, there was a swarm of law enforcement surrounding the porta potty I just used used.

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Post by Zim » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:15 pm

What the fuck man.
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