Signs That You Are a (St.) Bernard

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Signs That You Are a (St.) Bernard

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:06 am

You run around in the snow with a puppy keg of brandy around your neck.
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Post by motskyroonmatick » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:32 am

Your lazy lolling around nature, nice fur coat and tremendous size make people want to pet you but simultaneously are apprehensive of being within 20 feet of your jaw.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:12 pm

Every toy you play with as a puppy is dripping wet with slobber.
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Post by epic_elite » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:17 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Every toy you play with as a puppy is dripping wet with slobber.
everything/one you come within 10 feet of is dripping wet with slobber.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:57 pm

your playa name is Kujo.
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Post by Elorrum » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:00 pm

Rollover Beethoven is not just a Chuck Berry song to you.
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Post by ygmir » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:08 pm

this is the view while brushing your teeth.

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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:34 pm

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Post by Risky » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:26 am

Instead of koolaid you have whiskey in your flask-thing.
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Post by Mosin » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:40 pm

You're irresistably cute, even though you slobber a lot and desparately need some manscaping.
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:23 am

You know Ygmir, the caption on the shot you posted should read something along the lines of: Man's best friend and a dog.
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Post by ygmir » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:46 pm

Doc:
did I ever tell you I love you?
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:49 am

You join the Furries and don't need a costume.
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Post by Minxy » Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:46 am

Aw, the Bernese Mountain Dogs get no love! :D
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:55 pm

What if I like hammocks and rum?
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