How do I get my BM virginity back.

[Marscrumbs]

I've been spoiled by the spirit of the early years Now I've done it again and again and again and have joined it was much better when mindset. I've gone big. I've goin economy. I've seen my theme camps evolve, then plateau, then fade into dust. But coming back sure beats not going.

How do I get my BM virginity back?

[Ugly Dougly]

It's an expensive and painful operation. Please send pictures.

[sputnik]

For five bucks I'll claim to have restored your virgin status.

[ygmir]

you may want to convert to Catholicism.........

[Fire_Moose]

born again burners?

[Boijoy]

I think all you have to do is enter Black Rock City backwards & un-ring the bell.

[ygmir]

go here:

[Ugly Dougly]

Is the Beach Burn still being held monthly?

[teardropper]

Go unfuck yourself.

Take some real virgins with you. Try to see it through their eyes.

Take roofies and get amnesia.

[pinemom]

Grab 6 B'irgins surround yourself with them and walk as a group into the MAN backwards reciting: there's no place like home theres no place like home theres no place like home

Everyone snapping their fingers in unison!

[pinemom]

Or you could skip a year! That will definitely make you feel like a Virgin after missing it!

[Boijoy]

Grab 6 B'irgins surround yourself with them and walk as a group into the MAN backwards reciting: there's no place like home theres no place like home theres no place like home

Everyone snapping their fingers in unison!

ok, thats just fun !

[justfred]

You can't unring a bell.

I would say, bring a virgin so you can experience vicariously - but there are too many people already. Instead, go to local events - or start a local event! Have a workshop at your house! Volunteer for a new department (Greeters, Gate, Rangers, DPW...plenty of opportunities for newness!)

Or just take a bunch of new drugs you haven't tried before.

[flatlander13]

To keep Burning Man fresh; I go every other year. By the time the other year rolls around I’m REALY ready to go………

[Oso]

Yeah... I once was a virgin.....
first BM experience was great... so was my first sexual experience (with someone else, that is!). Can't go back to either.... but it still was a thrill each time after.

[mdmf007]

For five bucks I'll claim to have restored your virgin status.

4.00 and ill email a certificate

[ygmir]

saran wrap and super glue?

[LeChatNoir]

I've been spoiled by the spirit of the early years Now I've done it again and again and again and have joined it was much better when mindset. I've gone big. I've goin economy. I've seen my theme camps evolve, then plateau, then fade into dust. But coming back sure beats not going.

How do I get my BM virginity back?

I try to share as much as I can with the new folks, in a way that's empowering for them. I guess I'm just a vicarious virgin, now.

[Sail Man]

saran wrap and super glue?

You forgot the badminton shuttlecocks

[Ugly Dougly]

That goes without saying. Is there another type of shuttlecock?


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Hymenoplasty or hymen reconstruction surgery is the surgical restoration of the hymen. The term comes from the Greek words hymen meaning membrane, and raphe meaning suture. It is also known as hymenoplasty, although strictly this term would also include hymenotomy.

Such procedures are not generally regarded as part of mainstream gynecology, but are available from some plastic surgery centres, particularly in the USA, Japan and Western Europe, generally as day surgery. The normal aim is to cause bleeding during post-nuptial intercourse, which in some cultures is a considered proof of virginity.

Operations will be performed on the playa free of charge by Sailman.

[flatlander13]

You could try cosmetic brain surgery.........it works for me.

[morewine28]

So much to see, do, experience....year 7 coming up...still a "virgin",as every year is different ....an evolutionary process
:roll:

[Sinja]

Camp with newbies and do not mother them.

[Mosin]

Camp with newbies and do not mother them.

Easier said than done! I like the idea of needle/thread better.