How do I get my BM virginity back.

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How do I get my BM virginity back.

Postby Marscrumbs » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:12 am

I've been spoiled by the spirit of the early years Now I've done it again and again and again and have joined it was much better when mindset. I've gone big. I've goin economy. I've seen my theme camps evolve, then plateau, then fade into dust. But coming back sure beats not going.

How do I get my BM virginity back?

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:20 am

It's an expensive and painful operation. Please send pictures.

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Postby sputnik » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:26 am

For five bucks I'll claim to have restored your virgin status.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:36 am

you may want to convert to Catholicism.........
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:07 pm

born again burners?
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Postby Boijoy » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:49 pm

I think all you have to do is enter Black Rock City backwards & un-ring the bell.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:59 pm

go here:

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:20 pm

Is the Beach Burn still being held monthly?

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Postby teardropper » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:40 am

Go unfuck yourself.

Take some real virgins with you. Try to see it through their eyes.

Take roofies and get amnesia.
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Postby pinemom » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:12 am

Grab 6 B'irgins surround yourself with them and walk as a group into the MAN backwards reciting: there's no place like home theres no place like home theres no place like home

Everyone snapping their fingers in unison!
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Postby pinemom » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:13 am

Or you could skip a year! That will definitely make you feel like a Virgin after missing it!
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Postby Boijoy » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:22 am

pinemom wrote:Grab 6 B'irgins surround yourself with them and walk as a group into the MAN backwards reciting: there's no place like home theres no place like home theres no place like home

Everyone snapping their fingers in unison!


ok, thats just fun ! :lol:
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Postby justfred » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:33 am

You can't unring a bell.

I would say, bring a virgin so you can experience vicariously - but there are too many people already. Instead, go to local events - or start a local event! Have a workshop at your house! Volunteer for a new department (Greeters, Gate, Rangers, DPW...plenty of opportunities for newness!)

Or just take a bunch of new drugs you haven't tried before.
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Postby flatlander13 » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:09 am

To keep Burning Man fresh; I go every other year. By the time the other year rolls around I’m REALY ready to go………

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Postby Oso » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:26 am

Yeah... I once was a virgin.....
first BM experience was great... so was my first sexual experience (with someone else, that is!). Can't go back to either.... but it still was a thrill each time after.
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Postby mdmf007 » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:02 pm

sputnik wrote:For five bucks I'll claim to have restored your virgin status.


4.00 and ill email a certificate

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Postby ygmir » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:22 pm

saran wrap and super glue?
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Re: How do I get my BM virginity back.

Postby LeChatNoir » Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:33 pm

Marscrumbs wrote:I've been spoiled by the spirit of the early years Now I've done it again and again and again and have joined it was much better when mindset. I've gone big. I've goin economy. I've seen my theme camps evolve, then plateau, then fade into dust. But coming back sure beats not going.

How do I get my BM virginity back?


I try to share as much as I can with the new folks, in a way that's empowering for them. I guess I'm just a vicarious virgin, now.
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Postby Sail Man » Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:34 pm

ygmir wrote:saran wrap and super glue?


You forgot the badminton shuttlecocks :shock:
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:00 pm

That goes without saying. Is there another type of shuttlecock?


* * * * NEWS FLASH * * * *


Hymenoplasty or hymen reconstruction surgery is the surgical restoration of the hymen. The term comes from the Greek words hymen meaning membrane, and raphe meaning suture. It is also known as hymenoplasty, although strictly this term would also include hymenotomy.

Such procedures are not generally regarded as part of mainstream gynecology, but are available from some plastic surgery centres, particularly in the USA, Japan and Western Europe, generally as day surgery. The normal aim is to cause bleeding during post-nuptial intercourse, which in some cultures is a considered proof of virginity.

Operations will be performed on the playa free of charge by Sailman. :)

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Postby flatlander13 » Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:30 am

You could try cosmetic brain surgery.........it works for me.

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Postby morewine28 » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:37 am

So much to see, do, experience....year 7 coming up...still a "virgin",as every year is different ....an evolutionary process
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Postby Sinja » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:33 pm

Camp with newbies and do not mother them.

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Postby Mosin » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:52 am

Sinja wrote:Camp with newbies and do not mother them.


Easier said than done! I like the idea of needle/thread better.
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