The first rule of Burning Man is:you talk about Burning Man.

Share your pictures and video. Tell us about the sights, sounds, and scents, as well as the rumors and truths found at Burning Man.

If you only brought one of the following items what would it be. It is assumed you bring water. It is hoped that Gate wouldn't even let you through the gate without it.

Power Tools (For construction/destruction purposes)
Food (For personal survival)
Drugs/Alcohol/Lube(?)/Condoms (For memories you won't remember)
"Playa" Clothes (For moderate modesty)
No votes
A physical gift (Something(s) tangible you intend to part with)
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Postby teardropper » Wed May 19, 2010 10:14 am

bm_cricket wrote:That kinky, kinky man...Image

Shades of "Who's Next".
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Postby Sail Man » Thu May 20, 2010 9:24 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I think the second rule of Burning Man is Don't sleep with anyone in yer camp...

My wife won't like it f I sleep with someone else. I mean, just a guess there but her favorite frying pan is on the camper :wink:
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun May 23, 2010 8:23 pm

bm_cricket wrote:
AntiM wrote:
Boijoy wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
AntiM wrote:
Kinetic V wrote:
AntiM wrote:Last year I saw three hippie dudes running after the water truck trying to fill their one water container. A self-correcting problem, I assume.

Having heard the stories of what's in that water...that scares me. Water is cheap, heck even wally world sells gallons of spring water for 77 cents per gallon out here. There's no way I'd be drinking anything coming out of the back of one of those trucks.

They didn't have a tent, either. But they did have a guitar and a drum!

So, do we need a new term? Is Sparklehippies too twee? Does anyone have a suggestion?

OR HigwhentheyleftRenohippies.. & just forgot to get supplies.
The Earth will provide mannn...


I camped with one of those. He could manifest drugs and women but not food. The playa provides?

I suppose if the women he manifested were "earth mothers" they provided food.
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Postby dnightshade » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:26 pm

First rule of burning man... don't die
Second rule of burning man... don't do anything that isn't awesome
Third rule of burning man... know where the beer is.

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