Supplies flown out to the Playa

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Is the highyway safe for taking supplies out to the Playa?

NO! NHP sucks and if they catch you you're screwed.
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NO! NHP sucks and if they catch you you're screwed.
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Just drive normal and hope NHP doesn't look too close.
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Just drive normal and hope NHP doesn't look too close.
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Just find a burner that has a plane and make friends.
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Just find a burner that has a plane and make friends.
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Postby drucake » Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:55 pm

i agree.....best ever.
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Postby Sham » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:40 pm

How do we contact Daniel.Crowe to let him know he's been nominated for dick-head of the year?
Why don't we try calling 911! :D

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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby junglesmacks » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:48 am

So you think our buddy Daniel Crowe will be showing up to the MnG this year in his crossing guard uniform? :lol:
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby Drawingablank » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:03 pm

That deer photo reminds me of the Bill Engvalls routine:

Bill on phone: Honey you are not gonna believe this, our plane just hit a deer.

Wife: OMG! on the ground?
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby graidawg » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:56 pm

perhaps he intends to do a drop, like fly real low and throught them out the window, i mean that would be totally worthwhile. Now sham do you think you could smuggle a body out in that barrell of yours? after the event of course, we need somewhere to dispose of the hippies.
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby Shpilkus » Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:14 pm

I just had to bump this thread. I couldn't stop my fingers!
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby BBadger » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:15 am

graidawg wrote:perhaps he intends to do a drop, like fly real low and throught them out the window,


You sure you're not taking a drop yourself graidawg? *wiggles eyebrows*
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Postby wh..sh » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:17 pm

Shambala wrote:How do we contact Daniel.Crowe to let him know he's been nominated for dick-head of the year?
Why don't we try calling 911! :D



Not to divert from the thread... but Shambala, your avatar actually convinced me in my mind that you are really good looking.
I was quite disappointed to see Shambala's troll, I must say :(
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:07 pm

You're quick, wh.sh, if that is your real name.
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Postby wh..sh » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:18 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:You're quick, wh.sh, if that is your real name.


"wh..sh" with "o" is as real as my name can get.

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Shambala wrote:I have some Ecstasy and several pounds of marijuana I am trying to smuggle into the event. Can you help me?

Shut up Sham, you'll ruin this for everyone! :roll:


Who let Shambala's troll out?
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby Sham » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:21 pm

Oh he's just a crazy troll I found under some rotting bridge. Pay no attention to his foolishness!
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby junglesmacks » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:00 pm

Oh Daniel? Where art thou?


I heard this guy AdamOfTheRedEarth had something for you..


Daniel?







Daniel?
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Postby CrispyDave » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:28 pm

Pink Daddy wrote:Wow, his profile screams 'LEO'. Here's exhibit A:

'Interests: Biking, skiing, hiking, flying and the BM'

...and the BM? What normal Burner types/talks like that? Reminds me of 'Detroit Rock City':

"God forbid one day you have a son like you, Jeremiah. A boy who lies through his teeth, buys demonic records, and smokes the dope!"



Maybe he is talking about Flying BM's
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Postby CrispyDave » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:40 pm

Daniel.Crowe wrote:WOW, you guys are douche bags!
I just got back from hunting analope in Elko, and yes, I did fly there, and yes, I did kill one.
Does that make me a bad guy because I hunt? Does it make me a bad guy because some of you dildos are paranoid nuts and accuse me of being a cop?
Sorry for being a newby trying to hook some folks up for a trade, but you can all can lick my balls!
I've met some awesome people who I am helping out.
And for the nimrod that wanted my tail number, are you a fucking idiot or just a complete retard (no insult to retarded people).
Goddamn I'm gonna laugh my ass off if a few of you get picked off.
For the few that I hooked up with at Amendment 21, you rock and now you know.
I don't live on eplaya but I do have an email so figure it out.


Did you get one of those ANALOPE in the butt? I see that you like your balls licked as well, so can you tell me please why you would feel the need to kill an ANALOPE that was licking you balls? Was it due to drugs?
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby uncle sticky » Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:09 pm

Hey, Daniel. Can you still meet at Amendment 21? Are you Reno local?
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby DrYes » Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:18 am

I have a bunch of Filipino sex slaves I need to bring with me, and alas, my car is too full of guns, drugs, fissionable material, and the Wikileaks documents on Washoe county to bring them.

You don't mind do you? They're pretty small, being well-underage, so shouldn't take up much room. And if it turns out they weigh too much, no prob - just boot one out of the plane. I've got plenty more.
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby Captain » Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:21 am

DrYes wrote:I have a bunch of Filipino sex slaves I need to bring with me, and alas, my car is too full of guns, drugs, fissionable material, and the Wikileaks documents on Washoe county to bring them.

You don't mind do you? They're pretty small, being well-underage, so shouldn't take up much room. And if it turns out they weigh too much, no prob - just boot one out of the plane. I've got plenty more.

If you're gifting those, please throw one my way.
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Re: Supplies flown out to the Playa

Postby DrYes » Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:31 am

Captain wrote:
DrYes wrote:I have a bunch of Filipino sex slaves I need to bring with me, and alas, my car is too full of guns, drugs, fissionable material, and the Wikileaks documents on Washoe county to bring them.

You don't mind do you? They're pretty small, being well-underage, so shouldn't take up much room. And if it turns out they weigh too much, no prob - just boot one out of the plane. I've got plenty more.

If you're gifting those, please throw one my way.


No prob! They're the gift that keeps on giving. Stop by Camp Full Service, located between Camp Paedo and Kidsville.
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