Rumors of default on the playa.

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Rumors of default on the playa.

Postby AltTabMatt » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:43 pm

I was wondering if anyone heard some interesting, funny, untrue, or too crazy to believe rumors about default while out this week.

I know my rideshare group and I heard one about Oprah dying in her sleep with the help of medication while eating some peanut butter. What got even better was because she was eating the peanut butter her dog came up and chewed a bit of her face making it a closed casket funeral.

As soon as we got to the black bear they whipped out their phones to see if anything about it was true.

Did anyone else hear anything?

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Postby Isotopia » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:15 pm

Why would you even want to fucking ask?

Same old, same old.

As to your answer...Nothing much since you went to the burn.The planet is being driven into a ditch.

Global climate change remains a reality.

People we all know are still unemployed.

35,000+ children still die each day (80% from waterborne illnesses).

Iran insists on stoning a woman to death because she had the where with all to decide that she was tired of her marriage situation...

Rumor is though..... unicorns are shitting fireballs from a geocentric Earth orbit that magically dusts all of us with love powder and Viagra.

So, what rumors can you report back from the playa?

Oh, BTW, welcome back to the fucking default world.

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Postby gyre » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:50 pm

And why are you so uncharacteristically whimsical?

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