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The Hustler
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Post by The Hustler » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:20 am

C.f.M. wrote:Man, I really wish I'd seen this trap y'all are talking about.

Aside from the usual hippie/frat boy fucktards mooping the toilets and being total, ignorant assholes, I got nothing to add to this whine fest.

Live Trap/Playa Gift Exchange Date Rape Box

Best new theme camp...
(In the creeper voice characterization I love to use) I gots me this van, it's flat black with some nice paneling inside. I found me a good mattress on the side of the interstate when I got out to drain my vain.

My van has a "free candy" sign and I like to crank Jefferson Airplane on my hi-fi 8 track.

Hey, baby, where's yo momma, wanna go for a ride? I'll pick you up from school.
"I knew it was wrong, but I did it anyway."
Jesus fuckhole, what the fuck was that?
"Playa dust might be the cleanest, most corrosive filth you'll ever love," Savannah said.

Jiā yóu!

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The Hustler
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Post by The Hustler » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:24 am

Bob wrote:
eplaya7 wrote:How bout 50 of them?
Don't overdo it. Stick with one, enlarge it to half an acre, add some visual ennui, and you've got a Playa Gift Exchange Date Rape Temple.
As the kids say these days: Hells to the motherfucking yea!

How about a date rape Thunderdome?
"I knew it was wrong, but I did it anyway."
Jesus fuckhole, what the fuck was that?
"Playa dust might be the cleanest, most corrosive filth you'll ever love," Savannah said.

Jiā yóu!

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The Hustler
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Post by The Hustler » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:33 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:
Orchid wrote:To whoever took a dump next to my friend's tent, fuck you dude. Seriously. That was a really horrible thing to make someone else take home. :evil:

Cuz we all know: Girls don't poop.
Bullshit, I saw "Two Girls One Cup." I know they poop. Besides the back door is probably for something other than anal sex.

[edit] Sorry for the quadruple posting. I think I may have earned the lame award for the day. I kept replying to hings while trying not to laugh my ass off at work. I didn't think about how many replies I had and didn't look to see if anyone posted between them.
"I knew it was wrong, but I did it anyway."
Jesus fuckhole, what the fuck was that?
"Playa dust might be the cleanest, most corrosive filth you'll ever love," Savannah said.

Jiā yóu!

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Dr Jet Sinister
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Post by Dr Jet Sinister » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:52 pm

Super Evil Brian wrote: [edit] Sorry for the quadruple posting. I think I may have earned the lame award for the day. I kept replying to hings while trying not to laugh my ass off at work. I didn't think about how many replies I had and didn't look to see if anyone posted between them.
Don't worry too much about it SEB. There are a few people that just talk to themselves here. ;)
Suck it.
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Simon of the Playa
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:55 pm

i do not.
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H.G.Crosby
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:57 pm

yes, he does.
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™

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Roberto Dobbisano
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:59 pm

i thought it was his bluetooth headpiece.
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fuck-head.
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Post by fuck-head. » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:00 pm

is thinking to yourself like talking to yourself or is that thinking out loud?
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Dr Jet Sinister
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Post by Dr Jet Sinister » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:00 pm

I love it when you hit your cue Simon. It makes me feel all sparkly!
Suck it.
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Liz Estrada
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Post by Liz Estrada » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:01 pm

he talks in his sleep.

you don't want to know.
"larry was better"

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Jerome Templaugh
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Post by Jerome Templaugh » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:01 pm

he told me he was talking to god.
"we are a legion of men, eh? a federation of sorts, a GOLD PEN is Mightier than any sword, i say."

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ZeroandOne
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Post by ZeroandOne » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:02 pm

he talks to his computer.

a little too personally, if you ask me.
they counted on their fingers and toes.

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adam link
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Post by adam link » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:03 pm

i only get bits and bytes of it though.
god is in the data.

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Snowah Zark
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Post by Snowah Zark » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:04 pm

he still talks to santa.
Mi casa y su casa.

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Simon of the Playa
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:10 pm

no problem Dr.


i like the new implant.


and i get 5 bars just about everywhere too.
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H.G.Crosby
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:11 pm

who the hell are you talking to?
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™

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CapSmashy
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Post by CapSmashy » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:19 pm

I love you Simon. :)

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Simon of the Playa
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:34 pm

i wear my "Top Douche Bag Fucktard" badge with honor,

Sir.
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Post by magic8ball » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:20 pm

I have vision of swirling water as douchebag
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Post by 1durphul » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:45 pm

Biggest Douche of my burn this year?

Me.

I was my own worst enemy. Too uptight to sleep. Angry at a campmate. Grumpy from lack of sleep. Not wanting to have sex with my boyfriend. Not doing any of the "stuff" I brought early in the week to kick my mind into the right mode.

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Post by 1durphul » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:51 pm

j.bii wrote: douchebag #2 with a beard and fully nude comes up and says "yeah fuck detroit!" and rips the original sign of detroit down and walks off with it.
That was awesome.

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Post by JTowne » Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:15 pm

Hahaha, the human trap is classic. Seriously cool and well done, as my first year in 2011 I sincerely hope I can find it and have some fun.

Also that death-drome-gladiator-thing looks AWESOME, hopefully I'll be able to see these things before the undercurrent of the event sweeps me into the unknown.
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Post by ibdave » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:17 pm

JTowne wrote:Hahaha,

Also that death-drome-gladiator-thing looks AWESOME,.

SNORT 8) 8) 8)
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

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Post by moonrise » Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:29 am

JTowne wrote:Hahaha, the human trap is classic. Seriously cool and well done, as my first year in 2011 I sincerely hope I can find it and have some fun.

Also that death-drome-gladiator-thing looks AWESOME, hopefully I'll be able to see these things before the undercurrent of the event sweeps me into the unknown.
JTowne
I'm guessin' you're thinking of The Thunderdome, (Death Guild?)...you are supposed to be "sober" before they'll strap you in and let you do battle...watch out for the rip tide...undercurrent can be an understatement imho.
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Post by JTowne » Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:33 am

Aye that's the one! I saw pictures of it but for the life of me couldn't find the real name of it and the Guild that did it, huge props! I'm only 5'7" 140 so I'd love to give it a try haha
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Post by graidawg » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:05 am

i have only just started reading this thread (page2) but i BEG off all you experienced burnners if i syart behaving even remotley like a fucktard douchebag as a personal gift to me please take me to one side and say gently (or as forcefully as necassary) dude you are being a dick STOP IT NOW! thank you in advance for your kindness
FREE THE SHERPAS
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Post by graidawg » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:13 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Never give somebody high on mushrooms a megaphone. Never. Ever.
please get me high on mushrooms and give me a megaphone as long as you can cope with amplified laughter
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Post by Savannah » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:00 pm

JTowne, if you fight at Thunderdome, watch people do it for a while before you enter & fight. It's easy for people to faceplant when they're first released (fighters are attached to bungee cords and pulled away from one another at the outset, and then sort of . . . shot at each other). Saw a guy break his nose the first time I was there. Made a note. "Get legs underneath you". :lol:

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Post by JTowne » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:06 pm

Oh so it's like a legitimate brawl? Or is it more like, whoever falls down first... gives up first, or ...bleeds first haha. All of my guy friends have forever been larger than me so I consider myself a professional scrapper. I don't mind a little bit of pain :twisted:
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Post by graidawg » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:32 pm

Bob wrote:Its hippie, not hippy, you illiterate ravefuck.
no i think you will find its hippy.
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