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Tennjed86
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Think it's possible?

Postby Tennjed86 » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:38 am

This year will be my first burning man! I cannot express or contain my excitement! I am looking forward tone experiencing many new things! One of them being finding an equally interested mama to help me experience he joys of anal sex. Think it's pOssible? Any thoughts?

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Dr Helix
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Postby Dr Helix » Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:28 am

I dunno. Guess it depends on if said "mama" has got a strap-on.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:36 am

Be prepped with lube, harness and dildo.
However, there are more men looking for a hook-up than there are women. A lot of people aren't particularly interested in sex there, it's dirty, awkward and maybe it even counts as an activity you can do the other 51 weeks of the year. There is a definite dynamic of wanting something specific on-playa and not finding it, as opposed to being open and finding all sorts of stuff.
Anal sex is perhaps not best done on a first date. It involves relaxing and trust and a playa pick-up might not be the best place to induce that.
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Postby Tennjed86 » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:51 am

Haha no harness needEd!! Haha I'm not tryin tO get it in my ass, but just find a girl that loves it in hers!

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Postby Tennjed86 » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:00 am

Haha no harness needEd!! Haha I'm not tryin tO get it in my ass, but just find a girl that loves it in hers!

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Postby Dr Helix » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:52 am

Hey there chief, I wish you luck and hope you find what you're looking for. But if the most important thing on your playa shedule is some ass play then there are plenty of other venues far more suited. But to each his own. Enjoy!
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Postby Elderberry » Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:45 am

Hard to get clean on the playa, if you get my drift.
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Postby Tennjed86 » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:56 am

Lol any chicas goin that might be down?? I'm 23 and sexyyyy lol. And certainly not why I'm goin, but I hear anything goes so I have to try!

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Postby graidawg » Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:15 pm

is was going to ask whats the correct term for this kind of fellow, but then i remebered.

than you kit 'o connell for your oh so informative lexicon
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Postby busgypsy » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:37 pm

Anything is possible on the playa. Just click your ruby red heels together and say "There's no place like hole...there's no place like hole...there's no place like hole"
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

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Postby Elderberry » Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:31 pm

I think you should crry a sign, maybe something like this "Looking for young, hot chick to butt fuck". That should do the trick.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:16 pm

You know, you could always take a short detour on your way and hit one of the many legal brothels in northern Nevada. Get your, uh, wish fulfilled and then not be such a douche on the playa. YMMV.

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Re: Think it's possible?

Postby Sail Man » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:47 pm

Tennjed86 wrote:This year will be my first burning man! I cannot express or contain my excitement! I am looking forward tone experiencing many new things! One of them being finding an equally interested mama to help me experience he joys of anal sex. Think it's pOssible? Any thoughts?


Wander over to Comfort and Joy and ask for a bottom?


:lol:
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Postby gyre » Tue May 03, 2011 3:24 pm

Is anyone taking this seriously?

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Postby ygmir » Tue May 03, 2011 3:25 pm

yup, and, your sock is safe..............
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Postby gyre » Tue May 03, 2011 3:36 pm

Surely I could do better than this.

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Postby Dr Helix » Tue May 03, 2011 3:39 pm

gyre wrote:Is anyone taking this seriously?
Does it matter? Hell, my guess is that about 25% of whatever is posted here is pure BS. The fun is in the thread; not whether it's based in truth or springs from someone's warped imagination or is intended to incite. Embrace it all I say!
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Postby gyre » Tue May 03, 2011 3:42 pm

Doesn't make any sense, even by playa standards.

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Postby bluesbob » Tue May 03, 2011 3:44 pm

To quote Bob from another thread...

"Glad to see the Earth Guardians' recruiting effort is bearing fruits."
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Postby mdmf007 » Tue May 03, 2011 5:08 pm

Tennjed86 wrote:Lol any chicas goin that might be down?? I'm 23 and sexyyyy lol. And certainly not why I'm goin, but I hear anything goes so I have to try!


Well its not a sock, and I rarely say this, but Tennjed86 your an idiot.

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Postby gyre » Tue May 03, 2011 5:23 pm

Okay, on the off chance you're from the middle east or something, here goes -

Next time a girl asks, say yes.

For sex, like drugs, go to reno.
It's full of people that didn't make it to the party and wanting to make up for it, and not exhausted either.

The playa is very, very random.

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Postby gaminwench » Tue May 03, 2011 5:23 pm

Chiming in, from an 11 year, burnerwoman's perspective...

On the playa, the ratio of men to women seems to consistently be about 6 to 1.
This reduces your desirability greatly - not because of you, just because of the numbers...
I have personally been 'hit on' many times over the years, and never once accepted an offer (and not cuz the offer wasn't a good one :)...
I have also been to the playa with a partner, and we have not had sex at BRC.
The cleanliness issues are daunting, to say the least, especially for women.
The overload, exhaustion, and natural highs that are inherent to the experience appear to greatly reduce the desire to get laid, at least for moi!

Not to say it can't happen; but counting on it and/or soliciting for it might not be the best way to approach this amazing experience...

just sayin'...

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Postby havoc » Wed May 04, 2011 2:19 pm

jkisha wrote:I think you should crry a sign, maybe something like this "Looking for young, hot chick to butt fuck". That should do the trick.


i'd grab my ankles for that.

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Postby havoc » Wed May 04, 2011 2:19 pm

ygmir wrote:yup, and, your sock is safe..............


there's a horrible pink sock joke in there somewhere...

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Postby Mojojita » Wed May 04, 2011 2:39 pm

Hi there Tennjed86, welcome ho...... (EEEWWWW)...... never mind..

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Postby graidawg » Wed May 04, 2011 3:06 pm

Mojojita wrote:Hi there Tennjed86, welcome ho...... (EEEWWWW)...... never mind..



screen wipe please!


for the screen ffs
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Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
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Postby havoc » Wed May 04, 2011 3:16 pm

Tennjed86 wrote:Lol any chicas goin that might be down?? I'm 23 and sexyyyy lol. And certainly not why I'm goin, but I hear anything goes so I have to try!


meet me at the trash fence at 11:30pm on thursday night with condoms and lube.

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Postby delle » Wed May 04, 2011 3:22 pm

havoc wrote:
jkisha wrote:I think you should crry a sign, maybe something like this "Looking for young, hot chick to butt fuck". That should do the trick.


i'd grab my ankles for that.


Who wouldn't???? I'm positively swooning here.

thinking an alluring bums up salute should be the stance of the year, JUST IN CASE he happens to walk by
Worry is a misuse of imagination

She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”

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Postby ibdave » Wed May 04, 2011 6:37 pm

havoc wrote:
jkisha wrote:I think you should crry a sign, maybe something like this "Looking for young, hot chick to butt fuck". That should do the trick.


i'd grab my ankles for that.


note to self: make sign for meetNgreet..... :shock: 8) 8)
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed May 04, 2011 7:02 pm

So, do you think he has a better chance of being pegged, or is he just doomed?
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