Am I a virgin burner?

Share your pictures and video. Tell us about the sights, sounds, and scents, as well as the rumors and truths found at Burning Man.
User avatar
yurtgirl
Posts: 117
Joined: Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:08 pm
Location: Columbus, OH

Am I a virgin burner?

Postby yurtgirl » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:43 am

I'm Yurtgirl, coz I have a yurt back here in Ohio. I came to BM in 2009 with siblings in an RV. After 2 days they wanted to leave coz it wasn't their thing. Not wanting to piss off said siblings I left, not seeing much and definitely mssing the burn.
Now I'm returning with my beau, driving cross country, bringing tents and coolers and wanting to experience it for real.
While I had a taste of what the festival offered but no more than 2 days can I still be called a virgin? I think so. It's as if I had a little foreplay but no real penetration, only making me want more.
I really am looking forward to this. C ya in da playa, peeps.
There are 2 dates on your tombstone and all you're friends will read 'em, but the only thing that matters is that little dash between 'em. - Kevin Welch

User avatar
ibdave
Posts: 3524
Joined: Mon Sep 01, 2003 4:09 pm
Burning Since: 1998

Postby ibdave » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:58 am

yurtgirl, with the powers that I have bestowed upon me, Now hereby certify that you are now a Virgin again.
In giving you you virginity back you now must give it away. You must now spend the night with Simon of the Playa, Or 1 hour with Ygmir. (simon of the playa is a pussy cat) 8) :shock: 8)



with 10plus years of playa dust sucked into my lungs gives me the right to claim the above powers and the fact that I'm the 1st to respond. 8) 8) 8)
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 28601
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2017
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Postby ygmir » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:01 am

*standing straight, tall, and proud*

Listen to IBDAVE.........he's super cool, a great judge of character and almost always right.

oh, and, welcome!!
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
theCryptofishist
Posts: 40300
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
Burning Since: 2017
Location: In Exile

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:13 am

I don't actually like the term and I distance myself from it.

However, I have heard it used in the sense that the person who hasn't seen the big burn is still a virgin.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

User avatar
AntiM
Moderator
Posts: 18941
Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:23 am
Burning Since: 2001
Camp Name: Anti M's Home for Wayward Art
Location: Wild, Wild West

Postby AntiM » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:45 am

You could be a birgin if that appeals to you.
http://burningman.org/timeline/

Poke me to experience my gooey insides!

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 28601
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2017
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Postby ygmir » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:53 am

I always liked "Burngin"
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
lucky420
Posts: 7303
Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:47 am
Burning Since: I'm not sure
Camp Name: Dye with Dignity
Location: Reno, NV

Postby lucky420 » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:27 am

sounds like you have been officially revirginized yurtgirl, congratulations!

User avatar
TomServo
Posts: 6160
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:17 pm
Burning Since: 1999
Camp Name: Black Rock City Assholes Union Local 668
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

Postby TomServo » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:42 pm

Depends...did you see fire? The man isnt the only thing that burns.



You made it to BRC, which is the biggest challenge...so in my opinion, No. Unless you want to be, but they stopped spanking at the gate years ago.
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

User avatar
Dr. Pyro
Posts: 4355
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:11 am
Burning Since: 1999
Camp Name: Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro
Location: Newcastle, CA
Contact:

Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:42 pm

An hour with Ygmir? What are you going to do with the other 58 minutes?

User avatar
TomServo
Posts: 6160
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:17 pm
Burning Since: 1999
Camp Name: Black Rock City Assholes Union Local 668
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

Postby TomServo » Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:34 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:An hour with Ygmir? What are you going to do with the other 58 minutes?


that may be more info than we needed to know.
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

User avatar
theCryptofishist
Posts: 40300
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
Burning Since: 2017
Location: In Exile

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:05 pm

TomServo wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:An hour with Ygmir? What are you going to do with the other 58 minutes?


that may be more info than we needed to know.

So who's going to be first with a sloppy seconds joke?
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

User avatar
graidawg
Posts: 3180
Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:50 am
Burning Since: 2011
Camp Name: CAMP Hooker
Contact:

Postby graidawg » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:18 pm

me! i'll be first! or in this case second. i'll be second with a second joke no first with joke about seconds, no hang on that was doc so i'll be second with a joke no i suppose that was fishy who was first with a second joke or second with a joke.


on second thought i shall give up on humour. or is that thoughts about seconds? anyway a second joke, well its the first joke but its about seconds' sort of

there was a young girl from peru
who's limericks ended at line two.


ok now i will give up i shouldnt try and explain should i? i get confused easily
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

User avatar
theCryptofishist
Posts: 40300
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
Burning Since: 2017
Location: In Exile

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:23 pm

There once was a dawg, name of grai
Who daily on internet did play
Till he found eplaya
Decided to set a fire
And on the real playa he did stay
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

User avatar
graidawg
Posts: 3180
Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:50 am
Burning Since: 2011
Camp Name: CAMP Hooker
Contact:

Postby graidawg » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:24 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:There once was a dawg, name of grai
Who daily on internet did play
Till he found eplaya
Decided to set a fire
And on the real playa he did stay



*does a super happy dance*
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

User avatar
Dr. Pyro
Posts: 4355
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:11 am
Burning Since: 1999
Camp Name: Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro
Location: Newcastle, CA
Contact:

Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:28 pm

Dawg, what are you doing still up? Isn't it past midnight in London? Oh, see you in 17 (well, for you 16) days!

User avatar
Elliot
Posts: 7198
Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:41 pm
Burning Since: 2006
Camp Name: Elliot’s Bicycle Service
Location: Clearlake, Northern California
Contact:

Postby Elliot » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:35 pm

:D
Yurtgirl, a major point of this whole Thing In The Desert is that you can be ANYTHING YOU WANT! :D
Elliot's Naked Bicycle Service & Piano Bar
- Noon-6 daily, in the 4:30 Plaza at G Street -

-----Bike come unglued? Take it to the nude dude!-----

Website: http://www.elliotsbikes.org

Awesome? Yes, Ma'am, we do Awesome.

Image

User avatar
MyDearFriend
Posts: 3671
Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:22 am
Burning Since: 2011
Camp Name: Barbie Death Camp THIRTEENTH BARBIE
Location: Washington, DC

Postby MyDearFriend » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:10 pm

Elliot wrote::D
Yurtgirl, a major point of this whole Thing In The Desert is that you can be ANYTHING YOU WANT! :D


*grabs Elliot and whirls him around for a big hug*

Thank you!!! that's the part I keep forgetting.

*happy happy*
"You can be whoever you want to be, and sometimes people laugh and sometimes they clap, and mostly and beautifully they don't really care."

User avatar
Elliot
Posts: 7198
Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:41 pm
Burning Since: 2006
Camp Name: Elliot’s Bicycle Service
Location: Clearlake, Northern California
Contact:

Postby Elliot » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:46 pm

:D
Ooooo.... Nice hug! Now I'm happy too! :D
Elliot's Naked Bicycle Service & Piano Bar
- Noon-6 daily, in the 4:30 Plaza at G Street -

-----Bike come unglued? Take it to the nude dude!-----

Website: http://www.elliotsbikes.org

Awesome? Yes, Ma'am, we do Awesome.

Image

Lowz
Posts: 239
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:38 am
Burning Since: 2010
Camp Name: Club Neu Verboten

Postby Lowz » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:02 am

she's gonna ring the bell a second time ?
Oh give me back my burginity too pleaaase
John Clod
For the People
Suarez principle #23 " The Whims of The President and Chairman are final."
I feel every year fantastic, shitty and great days all.

User avatar
Elliot
Posts: 7198
Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:41 pm
Burning Since: 2006
Camp Name: Elliot’s Bicycle Service
Location: Clearlake, Northern California
Contact:

Postby Elliot » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:35 am

Nawww, ringing the bell again would not be right. She should think of herself as a veteran the first two days, then switch to birgin the rest of the week. :D
Elliot's Naked Bicycle Service & Piano Bar
- Noon-6 daily, in the 4:30 Plaza at G Street -

-----Bike come unglued? Take it to the nude dude!-----

Website: http://www.elliotsbikes.org

Awesome? Yes, Ma'am, we do Awesome.

Image

bluesbob
Posts: 591
Joined: Sat May 22, 2010 2:32 pm
Burning Since: 2009
Camp Name: AV
Location: Fullerton, CA.

Postby bluesbob » Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:57 pm

I went last year. I plan on being a Birgin again anyways.
"aw shucks.." - Eric

User avatar
yurtgirl
Posts: 117
Joined: Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:08 pm
Location: Columbus, OH

Postby yurtgirl » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:17 pm

[quote="Elliot"]:D
Yurtgirl, a major point of this whole Thing In The Desert is that you can be ANYTHING YOU WANT! :D[/quote]

Sweet! I'm a Birgin then, and next year I'll be whatever I want at the time. ;)
There are 2 dates on your tombstone and all you're friends will read 'em, but the only thing that matters is that little dash between 'em. - Kevin Welch

User avatar
ibdave
Posts: 3524
Joined: Mon Sep 01, 2003 4:09 pm
Burning Since: 1998

Postby ibdave » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:02 pm

yurtgirl wrote:
Elliot wrote::D
Yurtgirl, a major point of this whole Thing In The Desert is that you can be ANYTHING YOU WANT! :D


Sweet! I'm a Birgin then, and next year I'll be whatever I want at the time. ;)


then maybe I can re-bell you if you go through greeters when I'm working... 8) 8) 8)
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg

Lowz
Posts: 239
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:38 am
Burning Since: 2010
Camp Name: Club Neu Verboten

Postby Lowz » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:45 am

Elliot wrote:Nawww, ringing the bell again would not be right.


ibdave wrote:then maybe I can re-bell you if you go through greeters when I'm working... 8) 8) 8)

This belly thing is quite a sensitive matter ..
John Clod
For the People
Suarez principle #23 " The Whims of The President and Chairman are final."
I feel every year fantastic, shitty and great days all.

User avatar
FIGJAM
Posts: 9718
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:39 am
Location: apache junction az.

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:23 am

I had been on the road for 26hrs by the time I got to greaters.

As much as I wanted the cerimony, I was just too bushed. :cry:
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me


Return to “Stories”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: spacetime and 1 guest