Sock Puppet Confession Booth

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:49 pm

OK people confess. You're been holding it in and it's not been healthy for you.

You're guilt ridden and your conscience is bothering you.

It's been getting you real touchy and irritated!

You respond to posts that person weren't even thinking about you!

Socks can be fun.

We can say things and hide behind them.

But socks can be confusing to others and hurtful.

So here you can confess and you will be forgiven.

If you can't speak right now then at least answer the poll.

A II Z

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:52 pm

Glittering Clitoris is my sock!

A II Z

I'm feeling a little better now

and begining to move into the light!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:57 pm

well in "Blazing Saddles" the Gene Wilder character responds to the question " what do folks call you kid?" He says, "well, most folks call me "Kid", but my name is......"Kid"

I do not use socks....I could never maintain a double triple quadriple persona...one's enough

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:15 pm

Wow. I get my ULC ordination and here I am in a confession booth. Go figure.

The issues between Badger and I are considered closed. The sniping is over. AngryKittie and Tiara had a hand in it, but I knew it was past time for it to stop. And so it stops. Now.

I still reserve the right to complain about Iso's serious need for makeup help. I'm sorry but Kali herself couldn't change my mind on that one.
So with that, it's finally over folks. The hatchet is buried.

And last but not least, the only socks I have left are ones made of CoolMax.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:43 am

Stop.

Just stop.

Your assumptions are just that.

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:46 am

Badger: Smooch!

BTW, I highly recommend the Coolmax socks. Heck, Coolmax anything.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:38 am

Wow. I get my ULC ordination and here I am in a confession booth. Go figure.

The issues between Badger and I are considered closed. The sniping is over. AngryKittie and Tiara had a hand in it, but I knew it was past time for it to stop. And so it stops. Now.

I still reserve the right to complain about Iso's serious need for makeup help. I'm sorry but Kali herself couldn't change my mind on that one.
So with that, it's finally over folks. The hatchet is buried.

sorry, I just can't

WTF does this have to do with the thread?

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:56 am

Sorry Stuart. There's not really a good place to put it, part of the issue I had with Badger involved Miss Iso who is considered a sock, and so I put it here. Plus it's a confession booth! If not here, then where?

Before anyone says use PM or e-mail, this was taken public by me and I felt it was appropriate to close it in public. In fact I was asked to do it this way by a couple of people to make sure others knew it was really closed. I was simply honoring those requests from people I deeply admire and respect.

That was a good question though.

Magnificent Penis · Post by **Magnificent Penis** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:21 pm

I have a magnificent penis!

:D

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:26 pm

Since when does anyone go to a confession booth to confess on others sins!

State your own!

A II Z

PS- here's one more of mine- Dear Fabby!

She was around back in 2000

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:29 pm

Magnificent Penis wrote:I have a magnificent penis!

HEY!

How dare you show your penis in front of Lilly Flower.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:14 pm

it is difficult enough being me, why would i burden myself with being me more than once per day?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:27 pm

I figure that I am me... no matter what I call myself. The real me? The one that carries the name on my driver's license? Shit... he's even more boring than Sam is...

Nope... Just Sam...

Rage · Post by **Rage** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:52 pm

Why are my socks so sticky after the puppet show?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:11 pm

Alright, alright... I'm just a DVD Burner sock.
But I still have a crush on Isotopia.

angrykittie25 · Post by **angrykittie25** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:09 pm

I created a sock after one of the many heated discusions about socks. I wanted to see how it feels. I posted once in response to myself to bump a thread, but felt like a complete dork in doing so. After that, the only time I use it is when I am signed on under this screen name and my computer crashes, because I can sign on under the other one and still use the posts since last visit button. Once I forgot I did so and made a post under the sock and continued a conversation with someone. Not sure that anyone caught it though.

I don't know how you guys don't feel silly doing it. I would never be able to get away with using a sock on a regular basis. I think my unique bitchiness would show through pretty quickly.

Captain Goddammit

Alright, alright... I'm just a DVD Burner sock.

Okay, now I am really confused???

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:59 am

Yes, I've done that two. Posted in one sock and signed off in another.

That was Jus Say Ventura and I signed off as me

A II Z

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:17 am

You weren't really Jesse?!

Dammit! I was hoping to talk you into running for president. That way Dubya could get the shit slapped out of him during a debate.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:29 am

By someone in a feather boa, no less.

Puts our "Action Figure" Governator to shame.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:21 pm

They are legion.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:37 pm

Er, are we talking about sock puppets, or socks for the feet?

I've never used a sock puppet, but I always wear socks when I am wearing shoes! I tend to get athlete's foot!

(Hey, whatever became of the anti-fungal socks I like to buy?! K-Mart stopped carrying them, and then went out of business..., I saw them only a couple of times at ShopKo, and now can't seem to find them anywhere!

)

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:45 pm

At least one of them is in the bottom of the dryer... go look!

Gojira · Post by **Gojira** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:37 pm

Okay, I'll admit it. I'm a sock. But it's too much of a pain in the ass.

Goodbye, ePlaya.

KellY · Post by **KellY** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:57 pm

While never having used sock puppets and thinking them to be incredibly lame, I do admit to be amused at the folks who keep mistaking my chromosonal arrangement.

Jus Say Ventura · Post by **Jus Say Ventura** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:07 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:You weren't really Jesse?!

Dammit! I was hoping to talk you into running for president. That way Dubya could get the shit slapped out of him during a debate.

I'll have fun Mat slapping him that Texas Toast Homophobe and don't believe that A II Z. He's yesterday's Mat Drool!!

Don't worry I'll be on the indie ticket for pres in 2008!

We'll drap the White House in Boas!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:13 pm

Gojira wrote:Okay, I'll admit it. I'm a sock. But it's too much of a pain in the ass.

Goodbye, ePlaya.

I've lost all recognition of my true self.

Now I don't know who I am.

Remember- Green Wood? He's the always the perpetural BM Newbie even after going for four years,

"I may be Green, But I can Burn Bright with the help of my BM people- Kiss, Kiss!"

A II Z

G.W.B. · Post by **G.W.B.** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:09 pm

My biggest yet funniest confession yet.

Captain Goddammit wrote:Hey Lilly Flower... is that you in your avatar? You'd make a good first mate aboard the 'cruizer.

Lilly Flower wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:Hey Lilly Flower... is that you in your avatar? You'd make a good first mate aboard the 'cruizer.

Oh My!

Zulegoona wrote:Now think Captain who else has has an animated avatar like that,......... could it be satin?

DVD Burner wrote:My goodness Zulegoona, hope you're not getting jealous.

There's plenty of me to go around.

Dear me.

DVD Burner wrote:

OOps

Lilly Flower wrote:Ahem!

chickenfish · Post by **chickenfish** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 5:16 pm

Sock it to em JB!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 6:43 pm

And by the way, I was just having fun, I knew it was DVD's sock, in case everyone thinks I'm as dumb as I now look!
Thanks for that one, DVD!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 6:49 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:And by the way, I was just having fun, I knew it was DVD's sock, in case everyone thinks I'm as dumb as I now look!
Thanks for that one, DVD!

you know, that just made it funnier.

Sock Puppet Confession Booth

I use socks or never used a sock!

Sock Puppet Confession Booth

My Magnificent Confession!

Re: My Magnificent Confession!

Sock puppets...

Question not confession

James Brown, that is