jkisha wrote:I think after noticing that this was habitual theft, I would have laced all the bottles with laxatives and kept them looking nice and cold and inviting.
Heck, I would even risk drinking the laxatives myself just to know that they were running around trying to steal someone's toilet paper.
Foxfur wrote:A drunken fratboy came running out at me in the 9:00 neighborhood shouting "Fucking faggot in fucking faggot pants!"
In my dream world this is terrible performance art that went awry, because no one would really be that much of an idiot at BM, right?
iclimb wrote:The entire costco camp can eat shit. Arrogant, full of themselves, unfriendly and pretentious. And they had the nerve to beg for volunteers. Fuck all of you, douchetard Costco campers.
We're just that much better than you, jerkwad. Trust me, we weren't asking YOU to volunteer. Also, we're the best thing you'll never be a part of.
(Did I do a good job of being Arrogant, full of myself, unfriendly and pretentious? I hope I did. Also, if you ever stop by our camp again, please let us know that you expect us to be mean, or we might accidentally be nice and screw with your perceptions.)