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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Sail Man » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:46 am

EspressoDude wrote:
snake wrote:i think it was a fox. saw a picture somewhere.



FOXFUR isn't small enuff to fit in someone's cape or pocket...

just sayin :D


I bet he could wiggle that tight ass into a Coach purse though :mrgreen:
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:28 am

I hope to watch the burn next year from the Contraption on the Esplanade again.
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Postby divinebeing » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:10 am

i believe we topped the man again in 2001(or 2002?), at 86' over 80'. long live the pyramid, or may it at least rest in peace.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby davink » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:18 pm

Hah, I'm a masochist by coming to this thread first to see what I missed..

And it gives me a goal not to be on this list next year, too :)

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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby tamarakay » Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:55 pm

davink wrote:Hah, I'm a masochist by coming to this thread first to see what I missed..

And it gives me a goal not to be on this list next year, too :)


Oh it's a easy enough goal to reach. Just be nice and lend a helping hand and your done lol

I think I need to repeat again about all the wonderful crazy spectacular creative amazing people I met there. Eplayans were amazing enough, but Eplayans on the Playa are just beyond beyond beyond
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby A Jester » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:04 pm

tamarakay wrote:
I think I need to repeat again about all the wonderful crazy spectacular creative amazing people I met there. Eplayans were amazing enough, but Eplayans on the Playa are just beyond beyond beyond


wait, what?
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Postby tamarakay » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:39 pm

A Jester wrote:
tamarakay wrote:
I think I need to repeat again about all the wonderful crazy spectacular creative amazing people I met there. Eplayans were amazing enough, but Eplayans on the Playa are just beyond beyond beyond


wait, what?


But if i do that then people will want to come. So again, until i have my tickets in hand, these guys are worthless. Burningman sucks and you don't want to go. they run around biting you, hitting you with whips and stull. Now I know you normally have to pay extra for that but in the desert you WILL NOT LIKE IT.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:54 pm

Being hit with stull is really painful and embarrassing...
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby mudpuppy000 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:51 pm

tamarakay wrote:
A Jester wrote:
tamarakay wrote:
I think I need to repeat again about all the wonderful crazy spectacular creative amazing people I met there. Eplayans were amazing enough, but Eplayans on the Playa are just beyond beyond beyond


wait, what?


But if i do that then people will want to come. So again, until i have my tickets in hand, these guys are worthless. Burningman sucks and you don't want to go. they run around biting you, hitting you with whips and stull. Now I know you normally have to pay extra for that but in the desert you WILL NOT LIKE IT.


Yeah, don't go! (at least not till I buy my ticket either ;) Especially don't go to the eplaya meet n greet and eat all the food before I get there! :)

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:15 am

next year the meet and greet will only serve ketamine and meth.

get there early.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby junglesmacks » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:34 am

I nominate this guy as one of the (many) top asshats of 2011.
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Postby Elderberry » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:35 am

I'll definitely second that nomination.
junglesmacks wrote:I nominate this guy as one of the (many) top asshats of 2011.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Foxfur » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:34 am

chiefdanfox wrote:
thekidsparrow wrote:There was a girl working the perimeter of the Trojan Horse the night it burned who was holding a cat (or maybe a small dog?) in her arms, hidden in her cape. Thousands of people, flaming arrows, fireworks, loud music....could you imagine if that cat ran out of her arms?

It was a desert fox, native to South America. She was out at the horesy build site and at Troy Camp It bothered me to see the animal out there. It wouldn't drink water, since it doesn't encounter standing water much in its life. It would eat veggies, however. Juicy veggies. There is a picture of her with the fox on a large media site. She was very nice.

Who'd be stupid enough to bring a fox to the desert with them? :roll:

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EspressoDude wrote:
snake wrote:i think it was a fox. saw a picture somewhere.



FOXFUR isn't small enuff to fit in someone's cape or pocket...

just sayin :D


I bet he could wiggle that tight ass into a Coach purse though :mrgreen:

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Seriously though, I agree on the asshattery of Foxwoman, no matter how nice she was. Bringing an animal to a desert where animals choose not to live is fucking ridiculous. Had I seen it, I'd have been sorely tempted to turn her ass in for the little foxes sake. I don't care how well it was being cared for, it was brought as a prop, plain and simple.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Bob » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:55 am

As with conventional domestic animals, they're a hassle because of the onus it puts on the org to provide an animal impound facility. Yes, DPW built one of those for a couple of years. With a shade structure.

Difference with a fox is if it got lost and took refuge in somebody's camp, they'd probably have to call in the BLM to shoot it.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby knowmad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:11 pm

Bob wrote:As with conventional domestic animals, they're a hassle because of the onus it puts on the org to provide an animal impound facility. Yes, DPW built one of those for a couple of years. With a shade structure.

Difference with a fox is if it got lost and took refuge in somebody's camp, they'd probably have to call in the BLM to shoot it.

One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby SouthernExposure » Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:16 pm

knowmad wrote:One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????

Right you are! SPANK MY MONKEY! SPANK HIM!

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Postby tamarakay » Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:43 pm

knowmad wrote:
Bob wrote:As with conventional domestic animals, they're a hassle because of the onus it puts on the org to provide an animal impound facility. Yes, DPW built one of those for a couple of years. With a shade structure.

Difference with a fox is if it got lost and took refuge in somebody's camp, they'd probably have to call in the BLM to shoot it.

One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????


Well, off the top of my head I can think of four that would. But I won't name names. I have a feeling they'll be along here shortly.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby SouthernExposure » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:23 pm

I vote for XKCD!

http://xkcd.com/948/

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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:28 pm

"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:34 pm

knowmad wrote:
Bob wrote:As with conventional domestic animals, they're a hassle because of the onus it puts on the org to provide an animal impound facility. Yes, DPW built one of those for a couple of years. With a shade structure.

Difference with a fox is if it got lost and took refuge in somebody's camp, they'd probably have to call in the BLM to shoot it.

One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????


So cruel to tease...

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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby MOOP_Nazi » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:27 pm

Is there a contest for this?

I notice it is plural - is this a tiered competition? You know - Gold, Silver, and Bronze?

What is the prize?

Whatever the case, it looks like the competition will be fierce!
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Postby AntiM » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:53 am

knowmad wrote:One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????


Just stay out of the "hot tub".
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Postby knowmad » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:24 pm

AntiM wrote:
knowmad wrote:One year the put me in the Animal impound lot, along with a bunch of other bunnies, they fed us Vodka and Carrot juce it was nice. 'cept they kept thretening to Spank us. WTF who spanks a bunny????


Just stay out of the "hot tub".

no problem. I learend all my tricks from that Bugs Bunny dude. Waskly Wabbit!
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby chiefdanfox » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:41 pm

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chiefdanfox wrote:
thekidsparrow wrote:There was a girl working the perimeter of the Trojan Horse the night it burned who was holding a cat (or maybe a small dog?) in her arms, hidden in her cape. Thousands of people, flaming arrows, fireworks, loud music....could you imagine if that cat ran out of her arms?

It was a desert fox, native to South America. She was out at the horesy build site and at Troy Camp It bothered me to see the animal out there. It wouldn't drink water, since it doesn't encounter standing water much in its life. It would eat veggies, however. Juicy veggies. There is a picture of her with the fox on a large media site. She was very nice.

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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby tamarakay » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:06 pm

MOOP_Nazi wrote:Is there a contest for this?

I notice it is plural - is this a tiered competition? You know - Gold, Silver, and Bronze?

What is the prize?

Whatever the case, it looks like the competition will be fierce!


oh my god i just want to find all your posts. you make me laugh almost as much as ygmir does.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Kontradiction » Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:55 pm

chiefdanfox wrote:Image
chiefdanfox wrote:
thekidsparrow wrote:There was a girl working the perimeter of the Trojan Horse the night it burned who was holding a cat (or maybe a small dog?) in her arms, hidden in her cape. Thousands of people, flaming arrows, fireworks, loud music....could you imagine if that cat ran out of her arms?

It was a desert fox, native to South America. She was out at the horesy build site and at Troy Camp It bothered me to see the animal out there. It wouldn't drink water, since it doesn't encounter standing water much in its life. It would eat veggies, however. Juicy veggies. There is a picture of her with the fox on a large media site. She was very nice.


Cute...I want one of those as a pet, but not at BM.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby BettySaidWot » Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:13 am

The duder who hugged me long and hard... and then invited me into his sex swing. Then was annoyed when I said no thanks. It's nice to be nominated, but you have to be ok when I say no thanks. And it wouldn't kill you to wear some deodorant especially when you engage people in your extra long hugs. I'll never forget you, smelly asshat man from 2011.

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Postby Bob » Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:40 am

Oh, was that you?
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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Nipple » Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:44 am

Sorry she was mean to you, Bob.

I'll go to your smelly sex swing with you.

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Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby A Jester » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:26 pm

I thought Bob's "Eau de hard work and garlic" deodorant was just fine, thank you.
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