Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Share your pictures and video. Tell us about the sights, sounds, and scents, as well as the rumors and truths found at Burning Man.
User avatar
oneeyeddick
Posts: 5590
Joined: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:08 pm
Burning Since: 1996
Location: Probably in your pants

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:42 pm

Would have been a better story if he only had one eye.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

User avatar
moonrise
Posts: 2220
Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:07 pm
Location: Silver Circle; Reno, Tahoe, Vegas

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby moonrise » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:47 pm

One of them is writing a book. Seems, The story has just begun(??!!)
I'm guesssing it'll be a well..guess we'll have to wait and see, haha...
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

User avatar
FeetOfClay
Posts: 274
Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:46 pm
Burning Since: 2012
Camp Name: Anonymous Village
Location: NY

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby FeetOfClay » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:01 pm

somewhere, way back in the first few pages of this thread, someone nominated "the guy who pissed on the girl who was dancing at the temple", but no further info was given...

it has me shaken and nervous, paranoid that anywhere I go in BRC, anything I do in BRC, people will try to pee on me. :)

that really cool Sari I bought at the thrift store to wear on the Playa? scratch that; urine will stain the fabric...
that nude performance art Butoh dance piece I was planning to spontaneously break out in center camp? that's just inviting golden showers...

anyone have more info on the temple-pissing asshat?
What is this quintessence of dust?

User avatar
lucky420
Posts: 7130
Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:47 am
Burning Since: I'm not sure
Camp Name: Dye with Dignity
Location: Reno, NV

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby lucky420 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:03 am

I really don't think there is a pissing on people epidemic at burning man. It could happen at just about any big event. I wouldn't worry about it to much...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

User avatar
FIGJAM
Posts: 9613
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:39 am
Location: apache junction az.

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:11 am

Leave the urinal costume at home! 8)
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me

User avatar
junglesmacks
Posts: 5816
Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 9:54 pm
Burning Since: 2018
Location: Your mom's tent

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby junglesmacks » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:30 am

lucky420 wrote:I really don't think there is a pissing on people epidemic at burning man. It could happen at just about any big event. I wouldn't worry about it to much...


Why oh why do I have a bad feeling that this statement may come back to bite you when you least expect it??


*tinkle*tinkle*
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 28497
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2017
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby ygmir » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:34 am

just don't stand below the stage, looking like a baby bird waiting to be fed.
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
FeetOfClay
Posts: 274
Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:46 pm
Burning Since: 2012
Camp Name: Anonymous Village
Location: NY

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby FeetOfClay » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:02 am

just don't stand below the stage, looking like a baby bird waiting to be fed.


LOVE this! :) laughing really hard...

how would one put this in the vernacular of E-Playa again?
"+100"?

Or is that only for snarky stuff rather than just damn hilarious stuff (like the above quote).

YMGIR, should we ever meet on the playa, I will walk up to you chirping.
But then again, how will i ever recognize people I only know from e-playa?
What is this quintessence of dust?

User avatar
FeetOfClay
Posts: 274
Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:46 pm
Burning Since: 2012
Camp Name: Anonymous Village
Location: NY

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby FeetOfClay » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:03 am

ooops, meant to type "YGMIR", not YMGIR :(
What is this quintessence of dust?

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 28497
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2017
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby ygmir » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:27 am

FeetOfClay wrote:
just don't stand below the stage, looking like a baby bird waiting to be fed.


LOVE this! :) laughing really hard...

how would one put this in the vernacular of E-Playa again?
"+100"?

Or is that only for snarky stuff rather than just damn hilarious stuff (like the above quote).

YMGIR, should we ever meet on the playa, I will walk up to you chirping.
But then again, how will i ever recognize people I only know from e-playa?


I'm pretty easy to recognize.


Image
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
lucky420
Posts: 7130
Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:47 am
Burning Since: I'm not sure
Camp Name: Dye with Dignity
Location: Reno, NV

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby lucky420 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:51 am

lucky420 wrote:
I really don't think there is a pissing on people epidemic at burning man. It could happen at just about any big event. I wouldn't worry about it to much...



junglesmacks
Why oh why do I have a bad feeling that this statement may come back to bite you when you least expect it??


*tinkle*tinkle*


Ok thats it! I'm bringing my rain poncho :lol:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

User avatar
TomServo
Posts: 6160
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:17 pm
Burning Since: 1999
Camp Name: Black Rock City Assholes Union Local 668
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby TomServo » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:02 am

ygmir wrote:just don't stand below the stage, looking like a baby bird waiting to be fed.

hehe..like this?
Image
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

User avatar
theCryptofishist
Posts: 40294
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
Burning Since: 2017
Location: In Exile

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:05 am

Hey! I was at that rave! Just not near the stage--you don't see a fish in that see of baby birds.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

User avatar
Simon of the Playa
Posts: 16903
Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
Burning Since: 1996
Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
Location: Rochester, Nevada.

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:16 am

i'm backstage shoveling worms to the crowd.



gummy worms....duh...


im a candy raver, remember?
Last edited by Simon of the Playa on Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:16 am, edited 1 time in total.
“Learn how to see. Realize that everything connects to everything else.”

– Leonardo da Vinci

Frida Be You & Me

A gift for the Playa

THIS YEARS POSTERS

2015 posters

burn,burn,burn 2016

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 28497
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2017
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby ygmir » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:16 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Hey! I was at that rave! Just not near the stage--you don't see a fish in that see of baby birds.


perhaps they're seagulls?
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 28497
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2017
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby ygmir » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:17 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:i'm backstage shoveling worms to the crowd.



gummy worms....duh...


im a candy raver, remember?



*checks zipper*
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
TomServo
Posts: 6160
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:17 pm
Burning Since: 1999
Camp Name: Black Rock City Assholes Union Local 668
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby TomServo » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:18 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Hey! I was at that rave! Just not near the stage--you don't see a fish in that see of baby birds.


you must have been at the bar when the first pic was taken...
Image
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 28497
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2017
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby ygmir » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:20 am

TomServo wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Hey! I was at that rave! Just not near the stage--you don't see a fish in that see of baby birds.


you must have been at the bar when the first pic was taken...
Image


hahaha great one TS!! that fish should be saying " OH NO!! Mr. Billllllllllllllll".
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
theCryptofishist
Posts: 40294
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
Burning Since: 2017
Location: In Exile

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:36 am

Ah yes, finally smushing my way through all those pinfeathers. I still itch when I think about it...
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

User avatar
moonrise
Posts: 2220
Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:07 pm
Location: Silver Circle; Reno, Tahoe, Vegas

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby moonrise » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:04 pm

FeetOfClay wrote:somewhere, way back in the first few pages of this thread, someone nominated "the guy who pissed on the girl who was dancing at the temple", but no further info was given...

it has me shaken and nervous, paranoid that anywhere I go in BRC, anything I do in BRC, people will try to pee on me. :)

that really cool Sari I bought at the thrift store to wear on the Playa? scratch that; urine will stain the fabric...
that nude performance art Butoh dance piece I was planning to spontaneously break out in center camp? that's just inviting golden showers...

anyone have more info on the temple-pissing asshat?


That was me and mine on my mini disabled person's funkyfied moonmobile. It wasn't horrendous...she was dressed too lightly for night time (wearing a skimpy dress, this was MY first concern, no warm clothes and far from her camp!!) Anyway, some guy whipped it out and pissed on her legs while they were dancing in a crowd on the open playa. What a creepy dude, ugh! he musta been high/drunk.

We casually met her, got to chit chatting and she told us what occured. We were all humorously shocked, laughed a bit and then drove her, wrapped in a blanket, back to her camp where she was able to wash up and get into warmer clothes. This being pissed on thing while dancing is NOT common out there, lol, we are civilized. Graidawg posted the story and he doesn't mention details because I think it was his first year and it's difficult to remember who what when...it truly is (and why I bring a camera so I can remember the Ws for myself).

The "victim" lived. I'm sure she's happy and thriving out there in the world somewhere. She has quite a strange story to tell (don't we all or you will soon) do not fear. It was just a strange rude wtf? She never asked for a golden shower. And I ain't going there...

So that's that.

I still think CR takes the cake, at least recently...OMFG...how can one be so kewl? Hahaha....the lingo alone has me roaring in laughter!!

Who's next..........?
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

User avatar
Simon of the Playa
Posts: 16903
Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
Burning Since: 1996
Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
Location: Rochester, Nevada.

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:37 am

Moonrise, your story only re-inforces my natural inclination to carry around an electric cattle prod at all times when on the playa...


30,000 volts goes right upstream if you know what i mean...
“Learn how to see. Realize that everything connects to everything else.”

– Leonardo da Vinci

Frida Be You & Me

A gift for the Playa

THIS YEARS POSTERS

2015 posters

burn,burn,burn 2016

User avatar
moonrise
Posts: 2220
Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:07 pm
Location: Silver Circle; Reno, Tahoe, Vegas

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby moonrise » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:25 pm

It was a strange evening...and she was HAWT. The guy was a, I don't know, a fullblown kook? I'm sure *prodding* would've cured him... :shock: the little prick, haha...
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

User avatar
Bob
Posts: 6762
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2003 10:00 am
Burning Since: 1986
Camp Name: Royaneh
Location: San Francisco
Contact:

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Bob » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:23 am

It's a five-square-mile drunk tank, but there's still a chance I.P. Freely is going to land one on you.
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/

"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

User avatar
moonrise
Posts: 2220
Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:07 pm
Location: Silver Circle; Reno, Tahoe, Vegas

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby moonrise » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:52 pm

Let me get this straight....if I feel rain drops as I'm putting around, it could be coming from a viewing platform or any other various high points? Maybe all those parasols and umbrellas aren't just for fashion and sun protection... How much does a cattle prod cost anyway?

Seriously, asshattery like this unbalances the female to male population, so cut it out to all the piss boys, sheesh!
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

User avatar
gyre
Posts: 15465
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:01 pm
Location: ΦάÏ

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby gyre » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:23 pm

A car coil works a treat for this.

User avatar
CitizenRandom
Posts: 69
Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:53 am

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby CitizenRandom » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:24 am

moonrise wrote:Daaaaaang...I never knew. Oddness beyond oddness.

May we see excerpts from your book CR? Please include new and unique lingo for our Lexicon will ya? [could be good!]

I still think Sav was stumped (the armless ex was NOT or WAS in jail, I think?) might need a re-do Sav, but uh worried about your safety...

Fishy impressed and/or pissed off...(?!)

Who is on Hippy medication?

Carless ACLU lawyers...the recession really is cutting deep.

You won, exploded someones brains, confounded many, got called out for hanging with idiots, and much much more...fun asshat post for sure.

Ya know CR you sure have the best damned pancakes I've ever seen!! ;)


Ouch..I must be dangling some wild participles... For the record...I didnt go with my ex-!! Yikes! Did you see or smell this guy? Jeezus frickin tap dancing christo! Never was familiar...which makes it worse and yeas apparently I do hang out with ass hats..I got an inoculation for this and these troubles do not plague me further.. :D
yours in the flame

User avatar
CitizenRandom
Posts: 69
Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:53 am

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby CitizenRandom » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:26 am

And YES..... My Pancakes brng all the boys to the yard... :D :D :D :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink:
yours in the flame

User avatar
moonrise
Posts: 2220
Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:07 pm
Location: Silver Circle; Reno, Tahoe, Vegas

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby moonrise » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:59 am

CR, if you were to entertain one of us boys in Reno, I fear said boy would maybe die? Oh the places you must know and go in Drano...I'm shaking. No shit. Gaaah! :wink:
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

User avatar
Fire_Moose
Posts: 2488
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:40 am
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Contact:

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Fire_Moose » Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:10 pm

CitizenRandom wrote:to the Jack hole fucktard assclown hippy who gifted me and some campers from The ACLU a ride to the burn Monday and didnt have a ticket
then couldnt find a ticket after dumping us off and we returned the truck-
then for trying to outsmart the Gate by lying his way in and saying he was my fucking husband (shudder)
Getting me sucked into some nasty business that resulted in me getting arbitrarily thrown out on Friday nite for knowing him via a ride to BRC
and for NOT getting eatin by coyotes after getting me ejected and humiliated after all the stress I had endured finding a REAL and LEGAL face value ticket-
Next time wear a meat suit when you go night jogging off to Gerlach from 13 mile for running outta gas - dressed in nothing but a headlamp, appologies and faked tears.

OH!

And for the female ranger who was elected to eject me- Throwing the burner out with the bathscum..evoking the new policy for gate breeching by repeatedly saying
" Ummmm UNFORTUNATLY...." like 52 times ..like a skipping cd. It was obviously part of the ranger training for such an instance but common seriously.. Ive been going for 13 years Im bigger than this- everytime you said
" Ummmm yeah UNFORTUNATLY" it was like a punch in the face. I had been there for five days- it was friday- he was NOT my problem
AND whats worse
She tells me infront of a croud of shocked burners that I can at least stay till the Horse burns and then when they all disperse reverses her position and trys to rush me thru breaking my camp in the dark- Im disabled and she just insists I hurry along because
SHE IS OFF SHIFT IN A MINUTE AND WANTS TO GO WATCH THE HORSE BURN........! wow. tackless bitch huh?

AS I was wrapping my head around how to deal with this issue- she was pounding UMMmmm UNFORTUNATLY like a Manson follower mantra into my head..
I get to camp and she sits there watching me break camp in the dark- Im disabled and shes RUSHING ME.
while reciting the" Ummm Unfortunatly"...new policy which includes ejecting all the people in the ride along with the perpetrator...
Then she apparently cant be bothered to walk over to the next camp and retreive the two other members I rolled in with- But
maybe it had to do with the fact she didnt have the stones to toss out
The two lawyers from'the ACLU...
doublestandard much?
Its okay...Im not bitter- theres always more Burningman- I had one of the most bestest times ever even if it was only for the 5 days..
best in three outta 12-
I feel pretty descent about the whole " UNFORTUNATE" circumstance..actually. made for a great t-shirt and a captivating story at all the d-coms.. just another experiance...which is better than no experiance at all I say.



DAMN! I'd love to hear the otehr side of this!!!! and the drivers side, what a cak
2K8 Burning Man Virgin 2K11 Camp Envy
2K9 Camp Envy 2k12 Fucking Flamingoes
2k10 Stag Camp 2k13 Camp Envy

User avatar
Fire_Moose
Posts: 2488
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:40 am
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Contact:

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

Postby Fire_Moose » Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:29 pm

All resposes were spot on. LOL!
2K8 Burning Man Virgin 2K11 Camp Envy
2K9 Camp Envy 2k12 Fucking Flamingoes
2k10 Stag Camp 2k13 Camp Envy


Return to “Stories”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests