SWING CAMP...

tsunami · Post by **tsunami** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:13 pm

ALTHOUGH THIS IS MY FOURTH YEAR ON THE PLAYA, I HAVE NEVER FOUND A SWING/SEX CAMP. MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE WILLING TO TRY THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME. CAN ANYONE PLEASE LEAD US TO ONE? WE ARE HEALTHY AND CONSIDERATE; NOT TO MENTION YOUNG AND GOOD LOOKING.

THANKS FELLOW BURNERS!!

Gothalot · Post by **Gothalot** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 8:55 am

tsunami wrote:ALTHOUGH THIS IS MY FOURTH YEAR ON THE PLAYA, I HAVE NEVER FOUND A SWING/SEX CAMP. MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE WILLING TO TRY THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME. CAN ANYONE PLEASE LEAD US TO ONE? WE ARE HEALTHY AND CONSIDERATE; NOT TO MENTION YOUNG AND GOOD LOOKING. THANKS FELLOW BURNERS!!

Last year there was "The Swingers" They were a rockus fun group! Nay however they are not returning this year. Big Steve will be sorely missed. He brought an awesome huge water tank and we had some lovely showers!

Interested bystander · Post by **Interested bystander** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 12:31 pm

My wife and I are old and kind of homely but feel free to drop by our camp, we can be fun.

Lostfolio · Post by **Lostfolio** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:30 pm

tsunami wrote:ALTHOUGH THIS IS MY FOURTH YEAR ON THE PLAYA, I HAVE NEVER FOUND A SWING/SEX CAMP. MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE WILLING TO TRY THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME. CAN ANYONE PLEASE LEAD US TO ONE? WE ARE HEALTHY AND CONSIDERATE; NOT TO MENTION YOUNG AND GOOD LOOKING. :wink: THANKS FELLOW BURNERS!!

Happy capslock day!

bunnsone · Post by **bunnsone** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 3:04 pm

We were SEX, Love, and Nudity.........and we was there last year........we wont be there this year.........but for sure we will be there next year....... We was right beside the FUCK camp how could have missed us......

ziamah · Post by **ziamah** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:48 pm

So many of these sorts of camps calling it a day this year! Is the "Fuck" camp up and running again this year? What others of the swinging and orgying kind are round that you all know of?? I know of a few.

Markov Chaney · Post by **Markov Chaney** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:51 pm

ziamah wrote: I know of a few.

Do share then..

loveshack · Post by **loveshack** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:04 pm

There is a camp called ...and then there is love. It will be at 8:00 and Mercury we will be sponsoring the "Orgy Dome" It is for Single women(hopefully bi) and Couples ONLY. NO SINGLE MEN. Come on by and check it out :D

Gothalot · Post by **Gothalot** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:53 am

Awe no single men! Drats (does snidley whiplash impression) foiled again!

Now I have to post a "fuck!" in the fuck thread.

Wdodge · Post by **Wdodge** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:03 am

I'm a single male who will there all week. Look for the New Mexico state flag and come introduce yourself. :lol:

Gothalot · Post by **Gothalot** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:08 am

No no no I ment none alowed. Me no play that way silly.

Wdodge · Post by **Wdodge** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:01 am

Gothalot
You said "drat no single men"?

Gothalot · Post by **Gothalot** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:32 am

YA cause the posting above said no single men allowed.

WhatsInAName · Post by **WhatsInAName** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:16 am

Well we are having a Soft Swing Nite Party on Wed nite at 10:00P.M. This is going to be an INVITATION ONLY, and GENDER BALANCED party with all LNT practices in effect.

Please email me offline if you are interested in getting an 'invite'

Party on,
WhatsInAName

UmmaGumma · Post by **UmmaGumma** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:55 pm

I hate to tell you guys, but 97.5% of swingers consider single men to be like an HIV tainted needle in the swing environment --- unless:

A) You are a regular in a swing crowd that will READILY vouch for you.

B) You are discreet, again DISCREET, well-mannered and willing to understand that you are the 'drummer' in the band, not the lead singer.

C) You are readily considered handsome, charming, and fit. You don't necessariiy need "abs of steel" but you definitely need to be in the top 10% fit for your age range.

D) You show some manner of sexual ability. Having a 10 inch cock is not necessary (but it won't hurt!) but you have to be better than the average male at sexual ability.

There are exceptions to the rule, but as in life they are very, very few.

Bottom line is this: you will have far more success as a swinger if you can have a willing female partner to bring to the table.

Put it this way, in swinging being a single male adds maybe 1 cent to the total bill. If you can really bring it then that will add dollars. If you are decent and have a female, then you are more or less equals at the end of the night.

In the eyes of swingers dick is parsley to the meal. An attractive female is the meat and potatoes. An attractive, fit, BI-Sexual female is la creme de la creme.

Hope this helps.

hunter42 · Post by **hunter42** » Tue May 02, 2006 8:09 pm

We camp with a small group of swingers from the Seattle area. Let us know if the party cums off.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:01 am

If you want to get laid so badly, why not start your own swing camp?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed May 03, 2006 6:23 pm

You know BH, that's a pretty damn good idea. Worth the 5 bucks.

Otisserie · Post by **Otisserie** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:40 pm

Me too! I've been looking for a swing dancing camp. Or maybe some Latin or blues.
I hope they allow single males; I can lead, really!

ScoutDG · Post by **ScoutDG** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:38 am

Otisserie wrote:Me too! I've been looking for a swing dancing camp. Or maybe some Latin or blues.
I hope they allow single males; I can lead, really!

I don't think they're talking about that kind of swing.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:27 am

"It don't mean a thing, if it don't got that swing!"

Hoolie · Post by **Hoolie** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:48 pm

UmmaGumma wrote:...willing to understand that you are the 'drummer' in the band, not the lead singer.

Yeah, you're Tommy Lee, not Vince Neil. Oh, wait...

Shinpath · Post by **Shinpath** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:06 pm

Someone in the group is ALWAYS unsatisfied after
the whole thing is over. And couples usually have
one member who complains "You did THAT with
him/her and you never do that to ME!"
Good luck.

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