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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby AntiM » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:28 pm

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Terrific, don't tell MyLarry. He's already got a crush on her.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby tattoogoddess » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:31 pm

ok simon. Well you were at bdc about 40 feet from my tent and tink thought i should come say hi to you. At first i sad no cause well we all know how you hate, despise, want to impale me, fill in the blanks, so i said no it is fine i will stay here.Tink insisted So I did. you asked me how my burn was and that was all. I don't really have any plans to meet you again. The playa is a big fucking place. any ways nice to meet you. the end.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:32 pm

Terrific, don't tell MyLarry. He's already got a crush on her.



all the guys do, which is why i'm so vicious sometimes...


it keeps them in check...
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby MoBo » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:33 pm

I'll just smile and act like I know what is going on...
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby Elderberry » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:35 pm

offarock wrote:I'll just smile and act like I know what is going on...

Me too :shock:
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:36 pm

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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby 5280MeV » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:43 pm

I want to be an Asshat.

Will somebody teach me?

I will stand in the rain for days to gain entry into your school. I have ambition and drive - I have waited my whole life to do this!

I will not fail you.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby AntiM » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:47 pm

5280MeV wrote:I want to be an Asshat.

Will somebody teach me?

I will stand in the rain for days to gain entry into your school. I have ambition and drive - I have waited my whole life to do this!

I will not fail you.


You're wearing feathers, so that's a start. Now take off your pants.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby Ano » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:51 pm

One time, I met this guy at Burning Man who totally harshed my vibe, so I told him what I thought about THAT, and then I never saw him again.

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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:02 pm

Ano wrote:One time, I met this guy at Burning Man who totally harshed my vibe, so I told him what I thought about THAT, and then I never saw him again.




ding ding ding....


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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby MoBo » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:28 pm

For the record:

I DON'T know Simon or Tatoo...
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby maryanimal » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:43 pm

Simon, You're the most non-asshat I "know". I've never met you, I missed out on that this year. Maybe next year, and I'd like to meet your Danielle too! I've enjoyed your responses to many an asshat, and I'm sure they've all deserved it. I pray to never be a recipient to your snark! You're the best!
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby piehole » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:00 pm

Candybox wrote:
Um... even though everything was branded, that sounds like a very useful and nice gift. :-/



Nice try, HTC employee!
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby tattoogoddess » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:23 pm

never mind im keeping my mouth shut on that one and putting the key away to pandoras box lol.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby maryanimal » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:28 pm

:roll: :roll: We need a Top Asshat Award!
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby piehole » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:35 pm

I'm pretty sure at one point I was an Asshat. When I was yelling at people at Robot Heart one morning to pick up moop while mooping. I don't know why, but it felt appropriate at the time. Then some guy grabbed me and he was so kind and made me drink some champagne. So I'm conflicted as to whether or not I was being an asshat or a responsible participant. c'est la vie i guess
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby maryanimal » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:40 pm

That wasn't asshat material piehole. I was telling people to pick up their moop too. Most were apologetic and picked it up. I took their moop and put it in my pockets (if it fit). If it didn't fit, I still took it and found a recepticle to dispose of it. So you are NOT an asshat. Sorry , you don't win the award! Maybe next year fella! :D
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby maryanimal » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:45 pm

offarock wrote:For the record:

I DON'T know Simon or Tatoo...



You should really meet Simon...and amazing man.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:46 pm

meh...i can be an asshat sometimes....

my GF, "Secretly Metal" cracks the whip with a glance to keep me in line.... :twisted:
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby piehole » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:48 pm

simon, i didn't get to meet you this time around but next year lets meet up and be asshats.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby maryanimal » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:49 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:meh...i can be an asshat sometimes....

my GF, "Secretly Metal" cracks the whip with a glance to keep me in line.... :twisted:



Good for her! No one is perfect Simon..wait...maybe someone is. Hmmm...I wonder whooooooo
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby piehole » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:50 pm

maryanimal wrote:That wasn't asshat material piehole. I was telling people to pick up their moop too. Most were apologetic and picked it up. I took their moop and put it in my pockets (if it fit). If it didn't fit, I still took it and found a recepticle to dispose of it. So you are NOT an asshat. Sorry , you don't win the award! Maybe next year fella! :D


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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby maryanimal » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:50 pm

I think I'll create some Ass Hats and pass them out, shoot I'd have to make quite a few!
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby piehole » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:52 pm

my friend Kelly had an amazing idea for asshattery.
dressing up as a raccoon and going through peoples shit at their camps
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby maladroit » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:53 pm

I think the Ass Hat award should be a previously-agreed-upon color of paintball...

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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby Savannah » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:54 pm

piehole wrote:my friend Kelly had an amazing idea for asshattery.
dressing up as a raccoon and going through peoples shit at their camps


I must do this. :shock:

But it's gotta be a really big, fluffy raccoon suit with LED eyes, so as to at least get a laugh before being soundly beaten.
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby maryanimal » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:56 pm

maladroit wrote:I think the Ass Hat award should be a previously-agreed-upon color of paintball...

I like that idea!!
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby piehole » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:57 pm

Savannah wrote:
piehole wrote:my friend Kelly had an amazing idea for asshattery.
dressing up as a raccoon and going through peoples shit at their camps


I must do this. :shock:

But it's gotta be a really big, fluffy raccoon suit with LED eyes, so as to at least get a laugh before being soundly beaten.



I honestly think that the sheer cleverness of the act would leave people in a dumbstruck awe, and they would just revel in the fact that they were getting swindled by a raccoon at burning man, and by the time they got the nerve to say 'no fuck that shit', you'd be long gone
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby maryanimal » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:58 pm

Savannah wrote:
piehole wrote:my friend Kelly had an amazing idea for asshattery.
dressing up as a raccoon and going through peoples shit at their camps


I must do this. :shock:

But it's gotta be a really big, fluffy raccoon suit with LED eyes, so as to at least get a laugh before being soundly beaten.



I'd love to see you in that costume Savannah! LED eyes would be perfect!
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Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Postby Snow » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:16 pm

piehole wrote:
Savannah wrote:
piehole wrote:my friend Kelly had an amazing idea for asshattery.
dressing up as a raccoon and going through peoples shit at their camps


I must do this. :shock:

But it's gotta be a really big, fluffy raccoon suit with LED eyes, so as to at least get a laugh before being soundly beaten.



I honestly think that the sheer cleverness of the act would leave people in a dumbstruck awe, and they would just revel in the fact that they were getting swindled by a raccoon at burning man, and by the time they got the nerve to say 'no fuck that shit', you'd be long gone
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