Piss Clear haikus

[orangepeelmoses]

superfreaks galore
some are bound to crank James' jam
he was a bad man

Alpha-Bits snacktime
doze off in high noon sunshine
sunburn says, "OH SHIT"

wake up at lunchtime
filthy from previous night
water truck shower

bladder's full to brim
thank god Johnny's my neighbor
digs taste of urine

hitchhiker mantis
praying in the playa dust
no mate to dine on

grass always greener
especially in desert
XARA OR BUST

perfect panties day
surprise dust devil blindside
pedal madly home

to piss clear's the plan
'til beets are steamed for breakfast
pee ain't got a chance

trixie the pixie
plays piano nearly nude
wings on her back

BassNectar's hip hop
hypnotizes hips galore
pelvis can't resist

Larry is way cool
transforms lumber into Man
Jesus liked wood too

parched by desert heat
my imagination or
Freezing Man's cool tunes?

Saturday prime time
DJ drops "Ring of Fire"
Man in Black rocks Burn