The women I can't forget......

[tytansworld]

Well, I managed to do it again. I wound up having so much fun meeting new people on the playa and being a goofballcomedian in the crowd that I missed the " signals " from no less than 3 women this year. I spent the entire ride back to the outworld listening to my campmates tell me how much of an idiot I am for passing up sex from obviously interested women.

Thursday night on an art car/bus.....stopped out in he middle o the playa while everyone who didn't want to walk back to BRC had to do a pole dance. If you remember this night....the you'll remember me.
SeLisa, the cut blonde gal who sat nextto me and fed me much advice about soulmates....you rocked.
Jen and Star...I hope you guysmade it back to the East Coast safe.
Connie, I should of just snatched you up and taken back to my place for the rest of the week. I finally got what you were trying to do when you were asking me if you should hit on the bus driver. I'm a tard. I hope you had fun though.
Cat, you blew me away. If I wasn't so tired that morning, I wouldn't of left you sitting at Spike's. I SHOULD of invited you back home for a night-cap....er...morning cap. By the way....peeing on the playa, though frowned upon, was pretty fun.

In short....next year's resolutions upon returing home to BRC will be
1) less joking around and more paying attention
2) if a cute girl drops into your lap and says, " I've lost all motor control " with a smile, take the hint!
3) Grinding on a stripper pole on a bus in front of 30 people you never met before is a GOOD thing. Even if you look likea bull in a China shop while doing it.

I'll miss all of you and hope to see some failliar faces during Decompression.

[Otisserie]

I remember leaving Danielle on Monday night at 2am because I had to do a shift even though we were having a great time. Never saw her again.

Danced with Dawn and Sophie on Friday at Groovig, two of the sexiest dancers I've ever had the pleasure to dance with, and had to leave again because my friends had arranged for an Art Car/Bus to pick us up at 9:00 (it didn't arrive for over an hour). Never saw them again.

Moral of the story: schedules are a bad thing!