Worst part of 2013?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:58 am

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:23 am

I couldn't read it through my tears of laughter. Thank you Simon. I needed that.

tummler · Post by **tummler** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:09 pm

Great article--I can't express how relieved I was to finally learn how to tell "hippies" and "hipsters" apart. (Note to self:dreads = hippie; no dreads = hipsters)

atomicray · Post by **atomicray** » Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:51 am

Asquared wrote:walking back from robot heart one sunrise, i saw evidence of someone's uh..., blowout. not sure how one would go about de-mooping that, but it nearly had throw up next to it. how friggin disgusting.

new thread - what to do if you're about to shit your pants in deep playa?

I suspect this is a opportunity for "when walking your dog" sort of thing...carry a couple plastic bags and some TP when traveling into the deep?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:54 pm

Yes please!

PlayaPatrol · Post by **PlayaPatrol** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:34 am

@FRESH, BITCH PLEASE! A glowstick is infinately more illuminating then nothing. I dont give a fuck how self aware darktards are, they're a hazard and prone to causing accidents. That doesnt excuse asshole golf cart and vehicle drivers from speeding and running people over. Everyone driving any kind of "official"? vehicle falls in that category.
I'm not going to waste my time reading an essay on why facebook should be advertised at burning man. His unique ability is equal to my unique ability to form a unique snowflake of a turd. The artist is a douchetool.

fresh wrote:
PlayaPatrol wrote:LIKE! PLUS one! That was sponsored by FB and zuckerberg.

strange love wrote:Like for real. I mean, wtf?! I wanted to burn that giant facebook ad down early.
PP, you have shown how big of a jackass you are in one single page of ePlaya. If i was darktarding and you tried to hand me a glow stick, i would not have thrown it on the floor and called it MOOP, I would have thrown it in your face. Seriously, a single disposable glowstick is as visible as shit. My opinion is a person can go without light as long as they are in control and aware of their surroundings and stay out of the way and not spook others who are biking and riding MV's!

As far as Like for Real, strangelove and PP are both in the camp of "Judging a Book by its Cover" I will let the artist tell you what the project was about, if you have the attention span to read 6 paragraphs. And no it had nothing to do with facebook. the like or thumbs up is not only used on FB, but all over the internet.

http://like4real.com/en/likefesto

And here is his post-playa response that includes his unique ability to embrace his harshest critics.

PlayaPatrol · Post by **PlayaPatrol** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:37 am

Thanks for the compliment. PLUR

illy dilly wrote:
PlayaPatrol wrote:
WOW.
I think you've gained your self a spot in the prestigious Top Five Most Annoying ePlayans

PlayaPatrol · Post by **PlayaPatrol** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:40 am

The top douchetrolls are all spewing here, simon, unjohnharley, cryptofish, bbadger. wheres junglesmacks?

Simon of the Playa wrote:playa patrols asswipe complaints.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:28 pm

The top douchetroll is spewing here

well, you're right about that i suppose.

shall we call you DT instead of PP?

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:40 pm

PlayaPatrol wrote:The top douchetrolls are all spewing here, simon, unjohnharley, cryptofish, bbadger. wheres junglesmacks?

Nothing warms my heart more than being specifically named by someone who feels trolled.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:43 pm

I'm jut so damn proud of you badger. <sniff>

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:35 pm

Very proud to call that meatcake "friend" though

it might just be that his spikes look so delicious.

Similarly: Simon, Unjon, Fishy, and JS would definitely make my Desert Island/No Bullshit Dream Team.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:50 pm

at your service.

Nipple · Post by **Nipple** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:09 pm

aserendipity wrote: Burners do not whine !

DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO BURN.

Hope-a-Lope · Post by **Hope-a-Lope** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 6:44 pm

Doing this wrong.

I sank instead of bouncing, and smacked my melon on hard playa. Nothing a few picklebacks and slushies at DISTRIKT couldn't fix.

So, yeah. I had a ball.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:54 pm

whats a "pickleback"?

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:01 pm

Hope-a-Lope wrote:Doing this wrong.

I sank instead of bouncing, and smacked my melon on hard playa. Nothing a few picklebacks and slushies at DISTRIKT couldn't fix.

So, yeah. I had a ball.

I embarrassed the shit out of myself at a different ball pit. Seriously couldn't get my feet underneath me. Started to panic. Weirdest thing ever. It's what I imagine the ocean feels like if you can't swim.

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:01 pm

mdmf007 wrote:whats a "pickleback"?

It's the chaser of pickle juice you drink after a shot of booze.

9ah · Post by **9ah** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:28 pm

It's yummy.

Mojojita wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:whats a "pickleback"?
It's the chaser of pickle juice you drink after a shot of booze.

Hope-a-Lope · Post by **Hope-a-Lope** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:50 pm

YES Vulture! And, in this case, I was scrambling like mad at the bottom of that thing, trying to get out before someone did it wrong on my head.

VultureChow wrote:
Hope-a-Lope wrote:Doing this wrong.

I sank instead of bouncing, and smacked my melon on hard playa. Nothing a few picklebacks and slushies at DISTRIKT couldn't fix.

So, yeah. I had a ball.
I embarrassed the shit out of myself at a different ball pit. Seriously couldn't get my feet underneath me. Started to panic. Weirdest thing ever. It's what I imagine the ocean feels like if you can't swim.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:56 pm

I read this as:

VultureChow wrote:Seriously couldn't feel my feet underneath me. Started to panic. Weirdest thing ever. It's what I imagine the ocean feels like if you can't swim.

I wonder why.

fresh · Post by **fresh** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:40 am

Hope-a-Lope wrote:Doing this wrong.

I sank instead of bouncing, and smacked my melon on hard playa. Nothing a few picklebacks and slushies at DISTRIKT couldn't fix.

So, yeah. I had a ball.

I was a block away when I realized that i dropped my hat in the pit. most likely from hanging by my legs upside down on the dome. I sped back and was in frantic smacking balls away until I located it!!!

*Kat* · Post by ***Kat*** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:18 pm

Worst part of 2013? That would definitely be the dressing changes for a wound vac on a stage 4 pressure sore. Count yourself lucky if you have no idea what I am talking about...

Julie in Vegas · Post by **Julie in Vegas** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:43 pm

I got stuck in one of those giant hammocks on Esplanade. I am a bit curvy and really short so when I went to get out my but was flat on the ground and my feet were in the air, I had to ask some passers by to drag me out. It was a little embarrassing.

Paydirt · Post by **Paydirt** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:50 am

The worst part of the 2013 burn was that I wasn't there.....It really sucked for me but surely everyone attending must have felt a small unexplainable suckiness in their experience because I wasn't there. Right?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:14 am

Oh yeah, solipsism rules.

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:15 am

Paydirt wrote:The worst part of the 2013 burn was that I wasn't there.....It really sucked for me but surely everyone attending must have felt a small unexplainable suckiness in their experience because I wasn't there. Right?

This is an actual FACT, Paydirt! I could tell that all those folks walking around looking dazed were actually looking for you and Aaroneous. I know for a fact that I was missing you.

And to make this year better, I'm on the lookout for your ticket and vehicle pass since you missed out on the fiasco of 22 April, by a matter of seconds.

Paydirt · Post by **Paydirt** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:04 am

Patsh you are my hero! A top-notch blue ribbon hula hoops, harbor seals and ice cream cake all over the bed pal. I see lots of foot pampering and ice cold beverages with umbrellas in your near future. Thankyou thankyou sooo much!

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:07 am

Paydirt wrote:Patsh you are my hero! A top-notch blue ribbon hula hoops, harbor seals and ice cream cake all over the bed pal. I see lots of foot pampering and ice cold beverages with umbrellas in your near future. Thankyou thankyou sooo much!

Now, we can really get busy preparing! Funny, you'll probably get your tix before I get mine... still waiting for the proverbial email.

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:22 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:HIPPIES!....Hippies EVERYWHERE!

Simon: they took down that link. Since ithat rant was just too good to let slide, the new one can be found here:

http://christwire.org/2010/10/why-do-hi ... n-america/

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