Any camps with stripper poles?

Taz · Post by **Taz** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:34 am

Are there any theme camps bringing a stripper pole with them this year? Any care to syndicate with an instructor?

Vego · Post by **Vego** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:52 pm

I'm sure we could build one if we arrive and there is not! I've found new brass poles rather difficult to get ahold of without a lot of $$ but I'll keep my eyes on the scrap yard if you bring the lumber :-)

Alex_uk · Post by **Alex_uk** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:54 pm

yeah i reckon we have one getting planned, camp apokaliptika

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:32 am

we do not party without a pole. Transcendent FunKtions camp has evolved to 'the Church of IZO' and yes brothers & sisters of the IZOlution, WE WILL HAVE A POLE (or three).

Padre Tomas Verde
Church of IZO

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:35 am

but as far as instructors go...I'm not sure about that one. What club do you currently work at? How long have you been stripping? are you're breast real? do you work at a topless or totally nude club? do they serve booze? what sort of drug combination do you prefer?

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:09 am

from Taz (offline) "First of all Nostratomas, I am not a stripper . I am not even a woman. I don't work at a club. I have taught the pole dance class at BM for the past three years."

Ah. but the question still stands. Are your breasts real?

Alex_uk · Post by **Alex_uk** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:42 am

haheheh

HEADBANDMAN · Post by **HEADBANDMAN** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:16 pm

I was loving the pole dancing comp a few years ago. It was one on my favorite events.

jc · Post by jc » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:20 pm

AWOOO!!!

othereye · Post by **othereye** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:01 pm

nostratomas wrote: Ah. but the question still stands. Are your breasts real?

Mine are. So are my fist, my husband, and my burly friends.

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:53 pm

othereye wrote:
nostratomas wrote: Ah. but the question still stands. Are your breasts real?
Mine are. So are my fist, my husband, and my burly friends.

I Love girls that throw their WEIGHT around.

othereye · Post by **othereye** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:01 pm

Damn straight. 113 pounds comin at ya with a vengance. Anybody else wants to sexually harass someone in my presence gets the same.

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:06 pm

What if I sexually harass myself? Is that okay?

othereye · Post by **othereye** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:28 pm

Go for it. So long as I'm not forced to watch.

Taz · Post by **Taz** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:20 pm

Hey Folks,

Camp Lapdance got my submission for the class which will be held M-Th ,Sat 4:00 p.m. and Friday 2:00 p.m.
Thanks for all your submissions and hopefully see you there. The event is posted in the calendar.

TheJudge · Post by **TheJudge** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:05 pm

While having a pole at your camp may help to encourage people to dance, it also promotes lots of lecherous spectators, shirtcockers and lookie-loos.

I'm curious if those camps that offer people the chance to strip are doing anything about the folks who do nothing but show up and take pictures.

Blue Jester · Post by **Blue Jester** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:34 pm

What is a shirtcocker?

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:05 pm

Being a veteran of many a New Orleans Mardi Gras and fully aware of the hazards of lecherous, context-clueless nonparticipant perverts raiding a good time to add photos to their spank-bank, I'm wondering:

Is this a -growing- occurrence at BM?

What are some suggestions that can be done in a free society where being a costumeless, sweat-stained slob in a jock-strap with three cameras around your neck aimed at anything that looks like a naked female can be considered radical free expression?

We had a Mardi Gras vet/BM virgin who wanted to camp with us, just couldn't wait to sling his beads and "make girls flash their tits" at our bar. I told him that expecting somebody to flash their tits for beads at Burning Man is like wearing a Halloween costume to a Christmas party; the laughter you will get is not the kind that is likely to make you feel good about yourself.

gatt
ZaphodBurns!
http://www.zaphodburns2005.org

alkymist · Post by **alkymist** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:15 pm

I will have a striper pole unlike any ever seen before, come to radio electra at ego & 6:00 to find out what it is and gifts of 5 gallon or bigger propane tanks for a show will be greatly appreciated. I need at least 10 gallons of propane a day.

Bitterman · Post by **Bitterman** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:23 pm

Woo HOO! Spring Break Bro!! Woo Hoo! Let's git fucked up! Woo Hoo!

Yeah! That's exactly what burning man needs, more 45 year old looser men with no pants, belly open golf shirts, red faced and slipping roofies till dawn. At camp date rape last year they had FOUR poles bro. It'll be easy to find them. Just look for the art car platform with four erect penis looking towers, because in case you didn't know it, "hey man, I paid 20 large to a guy to build me that art car... and those are cocks." Duuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh.

The sad truth is, THAT camp was quiet almost every night. Bwaaa Haaaa Haaa! Bwaaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaaaa! Ha!

(i'm done)

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:48 pm

alkymist wrote:I will have a striper pole unlike any ever seen before, come to radio electra at ego & 6:00 to find out what it is and gifts of 5 gallon or bigger propane tanks for a show will be greatly appreciated. I need at least 10 gallons of propane a day.

~
ROTFLMAO!!!

epimm · Post by **epimm** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:54 pm

Try Pinkys (always has them) and Porn and Eggs camp...

Gemini

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:08 pm

othereye wrote:Damn straight. 113 pounds comin at ya with a vengance. Anybody else wants to sexually harass someone in my presence gets the same.

What does that have to do with stripper poles?

Why come at him/her/it with a vengeance? Has that person offended you?

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:42 pm

I think the more important question is: Any camps with strippers?

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:53 am

Mine are. So are my fist, my husband, and my burly friends.[/quote]

Yeah, great nice timing baby. and...was I speaking to you?

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:08 pm

nostratomas wrote:Mine are. So are my fist, my husband, and my burly friends.

Yeah, great nice timing baby. and...was I speaking to you?[/quote]

Seriously. I'm not sure how threats of confrontation or physical violence (so much for radical self-reliance...expect "burly friends" to do it for you) got into this thread, but perhaps people should keep their personal issues to themselves rather than hijacking a discussion by threatening thuggery if people ...whatever...

As a rule, it's a bad idea to volunteer somebody ELSE'S ass to get potentially beaten or killed 'cause of your own hangups, especially when there's not even an actual apparent threat to your safety.

-c

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:05 pm

yeah, what he said.

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