Kamp Apokiliptika.....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:51 am

Fishy, ssshhh, I think the Kernel uses multiple spellings and changes his signature and appearance regularly for plausible deniability reasons,... you didn't hear that from me, I wasn't here

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:23 pm

Well ... Splash!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:24 pm

I have many enemies.... and alternate spellings can be useful. I also have a decoy or two I employ when asassins are about.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:20 pm

The Time Trailer has gone critical. Now that nuclear power has been added to our Mutant Vehicle it is crucial that we protect it from the shameful attempts of thevery from the Black Rock International Burner Hostel. We must keep this power out of their grasp long enough to seal their doom. Have a nice day.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:19 am

Awesome....keep up the good work.

Bully!!!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:02 am

Where's the "Mister Fusion"?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:40 pm

robotland wrote:Where's the "Mister Fusion"?

Is that from my childhood?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:21 pm

We are still trying to snag a Mr Fission... but we have dreams.

[img]http://www.mutantvehicle.com/images/apo ... IN.jpg[img][/img]

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:23 pm

Ah, shit... ok, let's try another one

kampkalamazoo · Post by **kampkalamazoo** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:30 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:We are still trying to snag a Mr Fission... but we have dreams.

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Excellent....Much dirtier than a Mister FUSION.....

Best poster yet, BTW....they used to run that flick all the time on Shock Theater when I was a kid....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:33 am

Contrary to what some Governments say, Apokiliptika DOES NOT have a nuclear weapons program or any other weapons of mass destruction. This is simply propaganda put forth by jealous Governments bent on taking over our precious resources, buxom women and push up bras. The atomic program is for peaceful power generating purposes. After a gruelling interrogation session this past week, I can say with absolute authority that the person/persons spewing this inaccurate information stand no chance whatsoever in gaining control over our resources and the Squad will take no prisoners, show no mercy, and like the heroes of past revolutions, no quarter will be asked and none will be given.
You stand no chance, resistance is useless.

heli- Southern Kommand HQ

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:51 am

Kernul and Fellow Evil Kamp Konspirator's

Thought you might get a kick out of our military's latest "Apokiliptika"...after I saw the "docked" TMV's on the bottom left, I knew they had stolen the Kamp's plans.

I wonder what type of metal their stripper pole is made from...

Bully!! Major R.
ps-in case you think I am giving away US military secrets (which would be like cutting off my nose to spite my face), this plan is on a public .mil website.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:29 pm

Gads man, it does bear an uncanny resemblance to our M.A.C.H. unit- (Mobile APOKILIPTIKA Cocktail Hooch)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:51 pm

drakewayson wrote:I wonder what type of metal their stripper pole is made from...
Bully!! Major R.
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Probably made from the rarest of metals, Unobtainium. Found only in a secret place that only two Apokiliptika members know of.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:57 pm

It's probably best that way. As a Marine LT recently told me (a few weeks after graduating OCS) "The United States Marine Corps does not endorse the objectification of women!"

We want our guys to spit nails but not take a second glance at a hot bod.

Oh well, only in America.

TR

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:46 pm

I guess that's why I ain't a Marine. Gotta have something to fight for. Nothin better than cleavage. Think of the rewards.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:13 pm

Courtesy of the people's Buerau of Disinformation and Operational Anarchy...

______________

All rights granted for Kamp purposes

mullethunter · Post by **mullethunter** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:26 pm

[i]note to self, must alter dress to show more cleavage[/i]. after all, it's my best weapon of distraction. no supersexyspy should be without it. pussy galore ain't got nothin on me man!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:11 pm

BBSue... VERY nice. I need one of those keyboards.... really!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:16 pm

Mullethunter... yes, cleavage is good.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:35 am

Kernul, when we meet, Cheryl will torture you until you reveal the source for your poster materials......

NEW TOPIC: HELP!!!!

Does anyone know how to capture Quicktime flicks from the web? If yes, tell me or capture this flick:

http://www.undergroundfilm.org/films/vi ... oftype=lar

Regards, Major R.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:32 am

Mmmmmmm.....gooood!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:38 am

Drakewayson, the url is as follows:

http://www.undergroundfilm.org/media/20 ... 81_lar.mov

so you should be able to right click on it (Windows) or control click on it (Mac) to save it to a local file.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:36 am

sputnik wrote:Drakewayson, the url is as follows:

http://www.undergroundfilm.org/media/20 ... 81_lar.mov

so you should be able to right click on it (Windows) or control click on it (Mac) to save it to a local file.

Tried that, the two Save As options are gray.

Are you able to save it?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:56 am

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:56 am

Jellyfish

Our troops along the entire Eastern Front paused to applaud this graphic. Just too freaking funny.

Bully!!! Major Roosevelt

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:40 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, stand by for a special announcement:
The Kantina Apokiliptika will have a stripper pole for your dancing pleasure. That is all. For now.

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:11 pm

Here is a poem to start your fire early this year!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

My hair is like a burning flame
that glows like embers and fire,
a red shimmering rose
that can heat the heart to desire,
waves of orange tinted ginger
sweeter than a cherry tea,
My hair illuminates the since's
for all there is to see,
A red exploding cloud
of vibrating energy,
But yet cool and calm
to the a curious probing hand,
Which unfastens my locks
from their gleaming golden band,
Now my flame hangs long
for his wanting stare,
A consuming fiery passion
for my long red hair.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:26 am

Oh My Gawd. Yeah Baby! Keep em coming!

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:40 pm

Apokiliptika is normally the top discussion thread....all new (like Cheryl and I) and experienced burners need to understand that they are doomed and that resistance is futile.

A visit to Apokiliptika may not save your body but certainly will save (or salve) your soul.

If the various great reasons for visiting the last place on Earth are not enough, the stripper pole will be fitted with a video camera at night for evil projektion purposes.

Bully!!! Major Roosevelt

Kamp Apokiliptika.....

Radioactive

kamp apokaliptika

Starting a fire!