Kamp Apokiliptika.....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:54 am

------------WARNING----------

Do Not Feed Gorillas .

You could get one of these...

(holds up hand revealing three remaining fingers and half thumb .)

More Warnings will follow as they become available .

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:37 am

Will wrote:
Um, do you mean guerillas?

NO .

You have been advised .

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:44 pm

Kinda brings a tear to your eye....<<sniff>>.....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:03 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:I noticed it the first time around. Good gawd, is there anyone left that's NOT affiliated with them somehow?

You.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:06 pm

helitack wrote:

You.[/quote]

Me ?
Surely, that wasn`t directed to Me?
I am merely the messenger.
Your nefarious actions have
precipitated the response of the EFBRR*
You must know I already have intel in your sector.
All your appeals to form any alliance with my Force, are,
for the time being forbidden.
Because of certain alliances You have already made, it has become
clear - that you and other factions in your camp are in present danger.
You have clearly made your choices, and are doomed.

The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
You have been advised.

We have the Answer
Infiltration.

You
on the other hand, have questions.
When
How
Where
Only We have the Answer to those questions.

*EviLLe Forces Black Rock Recon

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:14 pm

So....what you are saying is that we have to be right 100% of the time and you only have to be right once?

.....a friend of my enemies sister's second cousin's boss is my friends second best friend because they like the same food at Friday's and both of them like my uncle who is not related in any way but looks a little like Ben Stiller....I'm confused.....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:17 pm

Confusion is good. You won't know what hit ya until it's over and done and you're being interrogated.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:18 pm

drakewayson wrote:So....what you are saying is that we have to be right 100% of the time and you only have to be right once?
..

No Pressure, but yes that`s exactly what I`m saying!

Just ask my half-brother in law !!

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:26 pm

Confusion is not good...stay away from the "gate" during my shifts....I will feel like a Gamorean guard allowing even the simplest trick to bypass my responsibilities......

Apokiliptika Guard - Nothing can slip by...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:28 pm

Pay attention to the quoted statements for clarification EDB.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:43 pm

helitack wrote:Pay attention to the quoted statements for clarification EDB.

Crystal Clear.
The End is Near.
Good by cruel world
yer doomed..................

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:03 pm

--------------------------WARNING------------------------

Additional esoteric, vague and/or specific threats concerning
recon activities at festival in Black Rock Desert :
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
New Federal restrictions have been placed on alcoholic
beverage consumption at this years BurningMan festival and
*EFBRR will be assisting ATF and other agencies in enforcing
these and countless other smothering control freakish measures.
Beginning 1 August 2005 - 0100HRS Federal law
dictates there will be NO more temperature tampering with
alcoholic beverages containing hops, barley, wheat, or rice.
After the above mentioned date it will be deemed illegal to
serve or consume these beverages at any other than playa
ambient temperature...that is , cold at night, and hot by day.
This is only one of a wave of new executive guidelines encouraging any
legislation that would trump attempts by eco-groups seeking to effect
overall global temperatures by cooling their beverages unnecessarily
on Federal lands.
Random search squads will be dispersed throughout BRC
at all hours to probe and confiscate any and all beverages that
do not adhear to this new criteria. Black Rock Recon units
have been equipped with temperature taking probes, and have
been specifically ordered to increase daytime patrols in the
areas of 3:00 and Amnesia. Any cold PBR found during
daylight hours in that area of the city will be confiscated and
replaced with 90degree Bom-de-Bom. Thats right, fuck with
the law this year, and you`ll be sucking on hot `33`. ..
..."The Authentic Taste of Doom"...

You have been Advised.

*EviLLeForcesBlackRockRecon

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:29 pm

EDB

You need to come by the Kantina now that you know where it is (3:00 and Amnesia in case you forgot).....we'll provide the beer.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:44 pm

drakewayson wrote:EDB

You need to come by the Kantina ...we'll provide the beer.

Wouldn`t Miss It.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:12 pm

Ooooopsss....probably should mention that since its the end of the world, all we have is Pabst Blue Ribbon....hope that is ok.

Plus you have to go through a very unique interrogation procedure to qualify.

Guess I shoulda mentioned that too.....

Bully!!! Major Roosevelt

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:36 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:Confusion is good. You won't know what hit ya until it's over and done and you're being interrogated.

~
Interrogateing the confused~~~~~¿ I didn't get that one in my orders. Must be a new secret method.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:36 pm

"Unique"
Latin I believe for 1 horse
I love Unique. . .
but, be
-----Warned--------
I`m a tough Nut to crack.
-----------------------------
also
-----------------------------
I will, with your permission,
bring provisions for mixing a delicious
blood red cocktail that will rattle
the very foundation of hardy man and lass alike.
A divine ,....perfectly LEGAL concoction that I
am certain you and others in our party
will want to sample....
.....because I have already
had more PBR than any human should have to endure.
I know people who actually swear at the sight or mention of it.
Sure it`s the End, ...But I`m drinking the good stuff. OK?

Ok It`s On. Gimme all ya got!

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:06 pm

In that case, I may have to ask Cheryl (my fiance, confidante and fellow gate-keeper) to make you her famous Gin martini. We will have some supplies that have evaded the "black market" polizia that we will share with certain "friends" we have made through these processes.....we will, of course, be happy to sample your concoction....we aren't driving later....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:44 pm

Thank You. A splendid offer like that makes me want to forget all about
that parabolic hyper-pnuematic device that I was threatened with earlier.
I`ll bring my sweety and see you at the Kantina....
....but those crazy *EFBRR`s , ...no telling how they are going to take all this negotiating.
You know how they get....

*EviLLeForcesBlackRockRecon

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:58 pm

I like a good high quality image but damn, that one's freakin huge!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:51 am

unjonharley wrote:
Kinetic IV wrote:Confusion is good. You won't know what hit ya until it's over and done and you're being interrogated.

~
Interrogateing the confused~~~~~¿ I didn't get that one in my orders. Must be a new secret method.

We have many secret methods... each of them diabolical... applied with care by highly trained interrogatrices, with the utmost in skill and expertise.. guaranteed to make you "crack"...

We have ways of making you... break... ever so slowly... Agonizingly slow... Some may even be survivable... >>hyeh... hyeh... hyeh...<<

That reminds me... need to contact my Con Ed (Conflagration Edison) rep, have them look at the transformer on my electrified coil spring rack... I'm not getting enough volume out of my victim's screams...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:08 am

Meanwhile...the ICBM's targeting systems have been reprogrammed with the new theme camp coordinates. Our ICBM's are MIRV'd with decoys and real warheads so in case Apokilptika tries to field some kind of missile defense system, we're ready. And Heli, patriots can't stop something screaming in from that high up. You're not targeting scuds ya know.

(I've targeted an extra warhead on the kantina as payback for hiding the Maker's. Not that one won't work, I just wanna make sure the job gets done!)

As for torture methods, you can't torture what you can't see...or even hope to catch. It is an "unholy alliance" after all. If the physical stuff doesn't get ya...we have other methods that will.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:16 am

K4 - I keep telling you that our defenses are "layered"....we are not counting on any one method to stop our enemies.

At the perimeter and for thousands of yards we are protected by the Patriot battery (the newer, more effective and "fully guaranteed or your money back" REV2), or closer by our Sidewinder battery and, if necessary, close in a large variety of wicked weaponry and good attitudes.

Finally, and we are not giving away sekrets here, within the Kamp we can fall back on our interrogation squad who's wiley cunning and overall good looks will prevent even the strongest opponent from getting any further than the "pop" of a end-o-the-world brand of beer....(not La Fin Du Monde). So...in the words of a really hot blonde cheerleader "Bring it On!"

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:34 am

Not that anyone can counter it anyway...I'll be nice and offer a little bit of insight on one of the instruments of doom that could be unleashed. Not all of them were "retired".

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/icbm/lgm-118.htm

And these "peacekeepers" don't wear blue, don't need no stinkin sanctions, and they get the job done. Layered defense? No problem! Send up a few more. Even the best Aegis system can only counter a limited number of multiple inbound targets and that's at sea with theater missiles. For ICBM defense there is no system yet for handling this number of incoming warheads. So when it comes to ICBM defense you're fucking doomed.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:35 am

kenetic-san spoke: " unholy alliance"
.
Hmmm.. unholy----- unjonharley. I must fit in there some where.
Is that in the instruction book? AKA Book of life or Alice through the looking glass.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:46 am

unjonharley wrote:kenetic-san spoke: " unholy alliance"
.
Hmmm.. unholy----- unjonharley. I must fit in there some where.
.

Definitely check your scalp for numbers.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:56 am

Gives a whole new meaning to the ancient and acclaimed phrase...

"Number, please?"

How many remember *that* bit of history?

__________

This historical moment brought to you by AT&I -
the Apokiliptika Telephone and Interrogation Company - The YELL system.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:02 am

-----------------Historical Fact----------------------
You may bomb an opponent into a submissive posture.
But, you can`t hold or control any significant territory unless you :
Win
Hearts
And
Minds
It all boils down to men in the field. If you simply hide behind your
technology, and lob rockets from your easy chair you will never
accomplish your objective to dominate and rule.
*EFBRR units have already been dispersed on various WHAM
operations, and do not require your assistance.
Repeat: Do Not Assist
---------Additional Historical Fact------------
Pee Skippers and various other unholy factions do not normally
interfere in regions where ongoing EviLLe Forces Operations are being
conducted. . . . .for good reasons. . . . Like breathing.
You have been Advised.

*EviLLeForcesBlackRockRecon

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:26 am

You can target your infantile ICBM's anywhere you want. The added bonus is that you won't get the benefit of the P.U.B. Interrogation devices. The chosen few will be the only benefactors.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:24 am

Kinetic IV wrote:...And these "peacekeepers" don't wear blue, don't need no stinkin sanctions, and they get the job done. Layered defense? ......So when it comes to ICBM defense you're fucking doomed.

Interesting that our WMD's are called Peacekeepers....kind of makes you misty eyed.

Are you gonna ride it in personally ala Dr. Strangelove?