The Playground (formerly The GLOM) -- Final call for campers

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Final call for campers -- Playground (formerly The GLOM).

Located at 3:30 on the Esplanade.

Why camp with us? Because you'll have a lot of fun in a high-intensity Esplanade Theme Camp, which is the home of some great attractions for grown-up's:

• * gASSo, a full-service Ass station, with:
  • - Orgasmatron,
    - Spank-o-Matic,
    - Flaming Propane Enemas,
    - Bondage Wall
  * The Chairway-to-Heaven, a 4-story elevator,
  * 40' Teeter-Totter (new this year).
  * Dancing Minions (anatomically-correct and fully-animated)
  * The BASS (Big Ass Shade Structure) and bar
  * Dual-table massage studio
  * Home camp for The Burning Band
  * Home camp for self-propelled gazebo, Magic Carpet and Flying Saucer art cars

Co-located with The Q, which is hosting the bar and giving away 500 lbs of pork sandwiches at lunch.

Dues are $25, or $50 with 24/7 electricity from ConGLOMerated Edison.

Six 2-hour work-shifts required, but it will the most fun you ever had doing something you got to call work.

We still have some space, but noon Monday (8/22) is our final deadline for new campers.

Details & sign-up: http://www.PlayaPlayground.com/

-- Major-D, Playground Camp Coordinator.
[email protected]